🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Dame and most of these ''edgier'' content creators are on borrowed time on youtube. Youtubers don't even see a future on the platform. How many videos either start or end with a 2 or 3 minute privatized welfare platform shilling? By this time next year the people making "money" on youtube will look a lot like your cable TV offerings.

I don't know why these people like Dame who get 10k views per vid easy even go to bat for him. Do they not see that they are beating the gunt in views? Are they loyal? Or is it just as simple as the sunk cost falicy?
True their content is cannot be monetised that much, barely any company will touch them because of their content and as you mentioned the only way for them to make money is from privatised welfare platform. They are not like pewdiepie or others who have a large viewer base so they cannot use games or merchandise to make a living.

hard question to answer but another theory, could the gunt have something on Dame that we don't know about?
 
True their content is cannot be monetised that much, barely any company will touch them because of their content and as you mentioned the only way for them to make money is from privatised welfare platform. They are not like pewdiepie or others who have a large viewer base so they cannot use games or merchandise to make a living.

hard question to answer but another theory, could the gunt have something on Dame that we don't know about?
This is purely speculation here, but perhaps Dame has some pic sharing deal going; him railing girls that are withing the age of consent in whatever third world shithole he lives in, snap some pics and send them to the gunt. Perhaps he guntguards because he knows the gunt could implicate him in some sort of international child porn ring.
 
Does anyone have any good pics of Dick Masterson? I've been looking for the picture of him from the Rekieta stream when he was screaming at PPP so hard that his face looked like a tomato.
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This one?
 
Does anyone have any good pics of Dick Masterson? I've been looking for the picture of him from the Rekieta stream when he was screaming at PPP so hard that his face looked like a tomato.
Here is a link to the stream

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16:41 Time Out 44:45 Patreon & Kiwi Farms šŸ„ 45:58 Problem in New Project 2 48:32 Do you have evidence? PPP - Pizza Hut 51:35 Religion 53:00 ā€œLOSER LOSERā€ 55:16 Genetic Legacy 🧬 BETA 56:26 What is your favorite text? Jenny Lyn Hughes Sex, Marriage, Child Bearing 58:25 Abortion 59:00 How much does your girlfriend weigh? 59:51 PPP - ā€œI’m trying to be your Dr. Philā€ 1:00:41 Form 1099’s 1:01:35 Gator 🐊 1:03:20 F Word Check 🚨 1:05:00 Why give my Labor for no money šŸ’µ? 1:06:19 Do you love Black People? 1:08:44 Kick Me! I’m an old boomer 1:09:37 Pent Up Sea Man
 
I just went and did a bunch of drugs in a cabin in the middle of nowhere....know what they had?

Ceramic plats.
You ever try to do coke off a styrofoam plate? Maybe Gunty and Faifai had their water cut off by the city? Might explain the paper plates. If that one room house dox is right, then is there even running water in their hovel?
 
The simplest explanation is usually the best one. Dame is a carnival freak. He can't really take his act on the road independently to the carnival, because his gimmick is too flimsy to stand on its own, and so he has no choice but to keep Ralph the carnival owner happy.

Ralph styles himself as a kind of low-rent internet P.T Barnum, so I think that analogy works pretty well. And what's Barnum's famous quote? "There's a sucker born every minute." Really sums up his attitude to his show.
 
You ever try to do coke off a styrofoam plate? Maybe Gunty and Faifai had their water cut off by the city? Might explain the paper plates. If that one room house dox is right, then is there even running water in their hovel?

I go away from the internet for a couple of days and I missed out on a one room house doxing? Please DM that shit cause it sounds hilarious and I don't have the time to dig through 50 new pages of this totally not a lulcow shmuck.
 
I go away from the internet for a couple of days and I missed out on a one room house doxing? Please DM that shit cause it sounds hilarious and I don't have the time to dig through 50 new pages of this totally not a lulcow shmuck.
It was in a stream either PPP or Godwinson did that got him yeeted off of d-live. If I can find it somewhere I will edit this post. If someone has a link handy before I find it, feel free to post it.

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Your mistake is thinking any of it is real at this point - any of it. The skeptics and anti-skeptics have been taking turns disgracing each other, flagging, leaking, gayop-ing since The Internet's 9/11 until there was no one left.
Godwinson and PPP are just two jesters moving the show along.
Flashy names for everyone? "Next time on Dragonball Z"? The KINODROME?
This shit is more WWE than when they actually tried to put two retards in the ring.
Hey some retardstook godwinson flying out with a golden suitcase handcuffed to his wrist with 5000 dollars as a serious offer.
No matter how much you spice it up some people will belive it.
 
True their content is cannot be monetised that much, barely any company will touch them because of their content and as you mentioned the only way for them to make money is from privatised welfare platform. They are not like pewdiepie or others who have a large viewer base so they cannot use games or merchandise to make a living.

hard question to answer but another theory, could the gunt have something on Dame that we don't know about?

The reason why this latest saga from Dame is so bizarre is because he's displayed no issue with going against Ralph in the past. Even if done in jest, the entire soundboard incident showed that he's willing to fuck with Ralph when presented the opportunity to do so.

It's weird to see him suddenly want to die on the hill that is the gunt. I can't imagine him taking shit from Ralph if he did legitimately have something on him. It's out of his character, which is why it's so weird to see this happen.
 
Corn is more important to Ralph than his own mother - you don't joke about it in front of him:
All bourbons are mostly made of corn. The better joke is relates to the fact that it has no rye in it. The wheat and corn without rye or something like the peat smoke you’d see in scotch make for an extremely sweet liquor. Fitting that an utter fucking blob of a man would apparently drink that straight. His other go to, Woodford Reserve, is also fairly restained as far as flavor profile goes.
Edit: Maker’s Mark is the bourbon referenced. For some reason it didn’t show up in the quote and for posterity’s sake I’m putting this in here. This thread moves too quickly.
 
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