🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Man this is all so weird and gay. I liked Ralph enough back when he was on Youtube and now... he gets a big yikes from me Chief. It's amazing to me that this all started because some sped accused Dick of...stealing information and blackmailing people to get money that they were owed? Now we find ourselves here with Ralph going full gunt due to a half serious joke about sacrificing him for corn. Was it a year ago that Null went to try to talk Ralph down from his drunken, self destruction and we got the "Ethan Ralph. It's me, Gator" bit?

Anywho, here's my contribution to this tard fire.

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Loyalty, I guess, is never EVER disagreeing with a distinguished guntleman or calling out his bullshit or acknowledging that the "enemy" may have a point.
 
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Bland Crumbs said:
That does not seem too detailed a plan. No kitchen/bathroom shown. While I can imagine a house built in the 1940's might not include indoor plumbing I find it very hard to believe anyone would be allowed to occupy such a house in Virginia in 2020.

I feel bad for his neighbors. I know exactly what it is like to be the guy on the left. You have a nice house, take care of your yard but every morning you walk out and look at the fucking decaying shanty next door that is dragging down your property value. Every night you hear some drunken asshole screaming until he passes out. Every Saturday afternoon you hear two drunks screaming at each other about bills and who should be doing what.

I guarantee every person on that street knows and hates ER.

Watching that video a thought occurred to me: Could ER even afford a home if his mother died or would he have to put FaiFai on the corner to make ends meet?
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PPP should get some of his neighbors on to tell us how it is to live next to Barbie's 3 dollar guntshack
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Man this is all so weird and gay. I liked Ralph enough back when he was on Youtube and now... he gets a big yikes from me Chief. It's amazing to me that this all started because some sped accused Dick of...stealing information and blackmailing people to get money that they were owed? Now we find ourselves here with Ralph going full gunt due to a half serious joke about sacrificing him for corn. Was it a year ago that Null went to try to talk Ralph down from his drunken, self destruction and we got the "Ethan Ralph. It's me, Gator" bit?

Anywho, here's my contribution to this tard fire.

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Loyalty, I guess, is never EVER disagreeing with a distinguished guntleman or calling out his bullshit or acknowledging that the "enemy" may have a point.
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Surely the irony isn’t completely lost on him, posting this after dumping on Rand and Gator about their miscarriage and rent respectively, because he wanted a cheap shot at them?

Has a detractor murdered Ralph, donned a fat suit (made of Makers’ and deep regrets), and larped as ER in order to keep the last bastion of kino content alive?

Actually, a more likely explanation is that a gunt that large can develop it’s own moral centre. Who knows, maybe ethics courses will be studying this thread in 10 years time.

Please put me in the screencap, zoomers.
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Bland Crumbs said:
Watching that video a thought occurred to me: Could ER even afford a home if his mother died or would he have to put FaiFai on the corner to make ends meet?
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I think ER's in a situation similar to Chris's and Barb's. I think the hose has been forclosed on, so when Ethan's mother succumbs to the 'beetus, the bank will get the house.
 
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Bland Crumbs said:
Watching that video a thought occurred to me: Could ER even afford a home if his mother died or would he have to put FaiFai on the corner to make ends meet?
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My guess would be, if him and Faith are still a thing, when his mother is finally rescued by Jesus himself. He will have to go begging hat in hand to the venerable Matthew W Vickers. Oh how sweet that nectar would be.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Man this is all so weird and gay. I liked Ralph enough back when he was on Youtube and now... he gets a big yikes from me Chief. It's amazing to me that this all started because some sped accused Dick of...stealing information and blackmailing people to get money that they were owed? Now we find ourselves here with Ralph going full gunt due to a half serious joke about sacrificing him for corn. Was it a year ago that Null went to try to talk Ralph down from his drunken, self destruction and we got the "Ethan Ralph. It's me, Gator" bit?

Anywho, here's my contribution to this tard fire.

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Loyalty, I guess, is never EVER disagreeing with a distinguished guntleman or calling out his bullshit or acknowledging that the "enemy" may have a point.
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Loyalty is exposing deeply distressing and humiliating information that your friend tells you in confidence when you get into a minor disagreement with them. How
does no one else not know this?
 
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JewBacca said:
My guess would be, if him and Faith are still a thing, when his mother is finally rescued by Jesus himself. He will have to go begging hat in hand to the venerable Matthew W Vickers. Oh how sweet that nectar would be.
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Oh that would be fucking great, he would regularly raid Matthews liquor cabinet and keep everyone up all night with his yelling and drunkard shenanigans.
 
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Null said:
Ralph literally visits Digibro's lolicon pedophile sex dungeon.

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Oof. That's a big yikes from me dawg.

Wasn't Digibro that guy that defended loli, saying "It's not a real child, so it isn't and shouldn't be illegal".

Yeah... It might not be illegal, but nigga why is the thought of a child making your dick hard?

Makes sense Ralph is chilling with him.


Wazzupnerds said:
BETTING TIME: How long till Plate Gang destroys DLive

The Houses odds:

One month: 10% chance

3 months: 25% chance

6 months: 55% chance

1 year: 10% chance

I'll go with 3 months
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From my previous knowledge of them. I would go 1 month from when they decide to do it or nothing at all. Plate are a little spergy and have issues concentrating on accomplishing things. If they can manage something in the short term they can do it, but anything long term they just lose interest for something else. Especially if it is a little challenging.
 
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JewBacca said:
My guess would be, if him and Faith are still a thing, when his mother is finally rescued by Jesus himself. He will have to go begging hat in hand to the venerable Matthew W Vickers. Oh how sweet that nectar would be.
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I think he's gonna go to Canada and live with Andy's parents so he can have both wives and no rent.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Man this is all so weird and gay. I liked Ralph enough back when he was on Youtube and now... he gets a big yikes from me Chief. It's amazing to me that this all started because some sped accused Dick of...stealing information and blackmailing people to get money that they were owed? Now we find ourselves here with Ralph going full gunt due to a half serious joke about sacrificing him for corn. Was it a year ago that Null went to try to talk Ralph down from his drunken, self destruction and we got the "Ethan Ralph. It's me, Gator" bit?

Anywho, here's my contribution to this tard fire.


Loyalty, I guess, is never EVER disagreeing with a distinguished guntleman or calling out his bullshit or acknowledging that the "enemy" may have a point.
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which one of the gunt gaurd betrayed him now?
 
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