Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[jimmyskidmark]

no, of course not. the original joke was kiwi + bat soup, covid-19 relevant due to the timing of the sale. this is just awkward, personal, and forced. nobody but an obese manchild stalker would want it.

Jesus and mary is that supposed to be you and your mom?

 

[Sped Xing]

Dick should just pay Maddox money to come back.

Sean's ticks aren't entertaining enough to replace Maddox's stupidity. And Dick needs someone as stupid as Maddox to hide his own short comings.

I don't think Dick could get Maddox back at any price Dick would pay.

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

Spoiler

"wow look at this twink he's obsessed and in love with you lol"

 

[Never Scored]

Hey Riley, what does the ASE stand for? Always Slurping Estrogen?

 

[Quorthon]

Hey Riley, what does the ASE stand for? Always Slurping Estrogen?

He is Dax's "All Seething Eye."

 

[Never Scored]

He is Dax's "Anal Suppository Extractor."

Oh I see.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Hey Riley, what does the ASE stand for? Always Slurping Estrogen?

Accommodating Strap-on Enthusiast

 

[Sped Xing]

"Kiwi Farms is in love with me" --absolutely no lolcow ever. Original and devastating.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

Accommodating Strap-on Enthusiast

Frodo in LOTR 1 saying "I will take it!" came up in my mind while reading that.

 

[soy_king]

For anyone still watching TDS, has Dax addressed RedeemedMatt, the Child Bride, or the Flaggening of our Canadian lord and savior?

 

[Null]

The entire TDS supporting cast is circling the wagons to whiteknight for a known, self-admitted pedophile. Why is this?

 

[Had]

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Spoiler

"wow look at this twink he's obsessed and in love with you lol"
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What I love about this post is that the guy has me blocked on everything and yet he is reading this thread religiously.

Hi Riley

 

[3 Times Faster]

What I love about this post is that the guy has me blocked on everything and yet he is reading this thread religiously.

Hi Riley

You can't blame the guy, looking at his engagement this is the most attention he's had in months.

 

[Had]

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The entire TDS supporting cast is circling the wagons to whiteknight for a known, self-admitted pedophile. Why is this?

Guess I'm just jealous

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Jesus Madcucks, what happened to you? Retweeting Bill Mitchell and James Woods, saying the covid-19 is a hoax. Wanting to repeal the first amendment, and slurping Trump's gunt crease.

He became the parody.

 

[Sped Xing]

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The entire TDS supporting cast is circling the wagons to whiteknight for a known, self-admitted pedophile. Why is this?

Remember like a year ago when the joke was "haha Maddox is trying to call them pedo supporters?"

It *was* hilarious that George's beloved call-in contributor, "Bad Hombre," turned out to be a baby raper, but ya know, a broken cuck is still right twice a decade.

 

[BigFatStupidIdiot]

Two accounts who haven’t posted anywhere but this thread. Yep, some gay ops are definitely underway.

Not gay ops on my part, just a long time lurker who felt the need to chime in because I have relative knowledge and experience with this particular fat, drug addict.

 

[AnOminous]

"Kiwi Farms is in love with me" --absolutely no lolcow ever. Original and devastating.

You could put together a list of lolcow behaviors that all lolcows do, and create a "how to be a lolcow" tutorial. But it would be pointless, because somehow, all lolcows come pre-programmed with exactly these behaviors. It's eerie. Are they growing them in a vat somewhere?

 

[JewBacca]

You could put together a list of lolcow behaviors that all lolcows do, and create a "how to be a lolcow" tutorial. But it would be pointless, because somehow, all lolcows come pre-programmed with exactly these behaviors. It's eerie. Are they growing them in a vat somewhere?

The amazing part for me, is the ones who know all these traits, yet have no self awareness to see when they themselves exhibit them.

It almost seems like an Icarus kind of deal. They read the farms religiously, then become the embodiment of the cow. Heaven forbid if they developed their own thread, their ego does not allow them not to read it. Reading it exacerbates the whole process into some sort of a self fulfilling prophecy.

It does provide hours and hours of ample entertainment.

 

[Quorthon]

At least now we know that both Dax and Marie pay their taxes.