TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

It's remarkable how Noah sees nothing awkward or tonally inconsistent about constantly flip-flopping between acting like an irredeemable piece of shit unworthy of oxygen, and then in the very next tweet acting like he's far wiser, kinder and smarter than the billionaire President and his millions of supporters.
It just shows that his pitiful self-deprecation is still deeply rooted in a sense of fedora-tipping smug superiority, and he doesn't actually feel the need to improve himself or fix any of his crippling inadequacies.
 
Nah, that's no self-deprecation.

Noah grew up in the 90s, when "dark, mysterious, troubled, brooding asshole" was a meme in movies, games and D&D.
Then you have the oddity of 1st world cultures which pity and value weakness instead of rooting it out. Striking a retard for humping your leg will smite you back sevenfold like striking Kain, how dare you abuse the poor little thing, he can't help it! Mental health issues is an easy way to be interesting without actually having anything interesting to show.

I bet Noah thinks he's soo cool and misunderstood and knows exactly what he's doing. Drank the sociopathic woke Koolaid and all.
 
I wonder if people like Noah realize how much of a luxury it is to engage in this level of self pity?

Everyone can agree that the day or two is normal, longer for truly devastating events to help process but months into years? That's just ultimate first world privilege at that point.

Gonna feel like a real idiot when he realizes how much he lost in his pity party that will probably just result in another one.
 
Another 3 days of silence.

It's also been a week and a half and there's still no updates on the docket for his foreclosure case. There's a routine hearing on September 24, but that's all. I think the case is all but over and it's just waiting out the red tape.
 
I wonder if people like Noah realize how much of a luxury it is to engage in this level of self pity?

Everyone can agree that the day or two is normal, longer for truly devastating events to help process but months into years? That's just ultimate first world privilege at that point.

Gonna feel like a real idiot when he realizes how much he lost in his pity party that will probably just result in another one.
This is the thing that gets me. I don't really believe Noah would kill himself, and if he doesn't after he loses his house he likely never will. But I could easily see him finally start to get his shit together, maybe in his late 40s, and really come to terms with how much time he wasted. Now that's depressing.
 
It just shows that his pitiful self-deprecation is still deeply rooted in a sense of fedora-tipping smug superiority, and he doesn't actually feel the need to improve himself or fix any of his crippling inadequacies.

It's definitely that superiority complex.

With that tweet, it's like he's saying, "Haha, look at how big of a pathetic loser I am but when I say Trump is unlikeable, 116 people will still agree with me!"

You can find 116 people who would think eating human shit with a side of bacon is a healthy breakfast regiment. It's nothing to sniff your own farts over.

It's funny how it's always the most narassastic people who turn around and claim Trump is the ONE TRUE SURPREME narassatist. Trump may have an ego, but at least he doesn't role play as his own dog on Twitter, Noah.
 
Speaking of Spoony and dogs, he broke his Twitter silence with another "Look, a doggy!" tweet.
At this point you can categorize his tweets.

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This isn't a scientifically accurate chart, just based on what I've observed.
also the less said about his hashtag a world without spiderman tweets, the better
 
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Something funny and irrelevant: April's Etsy store has been set to "on hiatus" for almost two months now. This interests me because I'm given to think Spoony was trying to contact her through it so she shut it down. After he broke up with Scarlett I vaguely remember her claiming he tried to contact her at work, so it wouldn't be new behaviour. He's also alluded to trying to contact April and getting cut off, which suggests he was (or more likely still is) harassing her.

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Something funny and irrelevant: April's Etsy store has been set to "on hiatus" for almost two months now. This interests me because I'm given to think Spoony was trying to contact her through it so she shut it down. After he broke up with Scarlett I vaguely remember her claiming he tried to contact her at work, so it wouldn't be new behaviour. He's also alluded to trying to contact April and getting cut off, which suggests he was (or more likely still is) harassing her.

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Very unlikely, but would either Scarlett or April be willing to talk about Noah? It would provide some great insight into his downfall, and maybe a needed platform for both of them to talk about Spoony to people who don't think he's a genius comedian turned martyr.
 
Very unlikely, but would either Scarlett or April be willing to talk about Noah? It would provide some great insight into his downfall, and maybe a needed platform for both of them to talk about Spoony to people who don't think he's a genius comedian turned martyr.

A book or a doc about Channel Awesome and its producers would be an interesting read, and Scarlett and April would be interesting resources.
 
Very unlikely, but would either Scarlett or April be willing to talk about Noah? It would provide some great insight into his downfall, and maybe a needed platform for both of them to talk about Spoony to people who don't think he's a genius comedian turned martyr.

Supposedly Scarlett claimed his heart condition was bullshit in all the drama and phlegm-spewing following their breakup. I don't know if it's true because I've never seen any documentation of it.

Neither her or April want anything to do with him and have gone to the extent of ditching their online identities to distance themselves from him.
 
Very unlikely, but would either Scarlett or April be willing to talk about Noah? It would provide some great insight into his downfall, and maybe a needed platform for both of them to talk about Spoony to people who don't think he's a genius comedian turned martyr.
The breakup with Scarlett was not long after the height of Spoony's career, and she got so much shit for it, she just disappeared from the internet. Even here, in this thread, there are many people who believe that Spoony only became an asshole because of her and their breakup was "the start of Spoony's downfall" and other dumb shit like that, as if his brain wouldn't just find some other reason to be mad and sad. But also, it's been so many years that if she's even a semi-functional adult she's surely completely over it and sees no reason to go back to it. All she would get from it is some of his more unhinged fans would bother her some more.

April is probably just too meek and anxious to want to deal with any possible fallout of her trying to talk about this. I mostly wonder how many angry messages from RaeAngel07 she's gotten so far.

Neither of them has anything to gain from this, so I doubt it will ever happen.
 

LOL. And he probably ignored April for the majority of the time she was there. Why don't just rent out a room and get a room mate? Oh wait a minute. That would be the sensible thing to do.

The breakup with Scarlett was not long after the height of Spoony's career, and she got so much shit for it, she just disappeared from the internet. Even here, in this thread, there are many people who believe that Spoony only became an asshole because of her and their breakup was "the start of Spoony's downfall" and other dumb shit like that, as if his brain wouldn't just find some other reason to be mad and sad. But also, it's been so many years that if she's even a semi-functional adult she's surely completely over it and sees no reason to go back to it. All she would get from it is some of his more unhinged fans would bother her some more.

April is probably just too meek and anxious to want to deal with any possible fallout of her trying to talk about this. I mostly wonder how many angry messages from RaeAngel07 she's gotten so far.

Neither of them has anything to gain from this, so I doubt it will ever happen.

Yeah I don't think they want to deal with Spoony's ass patters anymore.
 
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