🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I'm not sure about that, PPP said that neither of them had accepted Justeau's Faustian Contract on an episode of TWIC, and he has at least claimed to work a normal job.

It's weird the way in retrospect Ralph mocking MundaneMatt for being an UberEats driver makes Matt look better. For all his faults Matt still works a normal job where he deals with normal people. So for example he'd realize that bragging to your girlfriend's father about 'fucking' her is not something normal people do. Ralph sleeps, streams, and then drinks until he passes out and only interacts with lackeys like Gator and his paypigs and so has lost touch with human society to the point where it seems completely normal to him.

The life of a full-time e-grifter is both socially retarding and probably pretty addictive because they never have to deal with anything except fawning praise from the people around them and they never have to do anything but bask in that praise.

From what I understand, only Canadians who live in the major cities (Toronto, Montreal, Ottawa, Vancouver, Calgary) count as stereotypical "leafs." Apparently most of the rural Canadians are based as fuck. Can someone confirm or deny this?

I dunno about rural Canadians but the French Canadians I've met are the exact opposite of the apologetic Canadian stereotype that Americans have. This is probably why my high school French teacher Carla Benjamine called them nègres blancs.
 
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From what I understand, only Canadians who live in the major cities (Toronto, Montreal, Ottawa, Vancouver, Calgary) count as stereotypical "leafs." Apparently most of the rural Canadians are based as fuck. Can someone confirm or deny this?

Depends really. The "Based as fuck" most people imagine might be out of Saskatchewan/Manitoba area. Rural Ontario and BC are fine outside of the major cities.

Toronto, Ottawa and Vancouver fucking suck because they are insults to Canuckistani culture. Most people out of the major cities are good and honest people.


I cant speak on Calgary, but I dont think they are THAT bad last I checked.
 
It's weird the way in retrospect Ralph mocking MundaneMatt for being an UberEats driver makes Matt look better.

What's worse was, Warski volunteered that he was himself an uber driver!

The following are his justifications for why Matt's still a loser for doing it:

  1. I was only doing it for extra money for six months
  2. I only did Uber Eats for three days, the rest of the time it was regular Uber
  3. I probably have a better Uber rating than Matt anyway
 
Depends really. The "Based as fuck" most people imagine might be out of Saskatchewan/Manitoba area. Rural Ontario and BC are fine outside of the major cities.

Toronto, Ottawa and Vancouver fucking suck because they are insults to Canuckistani culture. Most people out of the major cities are good and honest people.


I cant speak on Calgary, but I dont think they are THAT bad last I checked.
There's "based" pockets in the rural parts of the Atlantic provinces, but nobody cares about us ignorant hicks, and wanna-be Quebecois in New Brunswick.
 
What's worse was, Warski volunteered that he was himself an uber driver!

The following are his justifications for why Matt's still a loser for doing it:

  1. I was only doing it for extra money for six months
  2. I only did Uber Eats for three days, the rest of the time it was regular Uber
  3. I probably have a better Uber rating than Matt anyway
I remember that shit, where he showed off his rating on his phone. Warski is so god damn pathetic.
 
Wasn't Ashton laid off and now living off of Justeaubux? Surfer claims to have two or three jobs and is wholly against anyone receiving Justeaubux... so I think we'd see a fistfight over that clash of principles before we'd see PPP losing support for accepting donations solicited as a punchline at Jim's expense
For all his bluster, Surfer is a leaf. He'll spend a week apologizing to Ashton for his own opinion before raising a hand to the superior gunt
Perhaps you haven't seen their bathroom door with the broom handle stab holes within the PPP mansion. I'd post the video clip but I have no idea which stream it was in.
Well they sort of came to blows during the infamous Pork Chop stream. The fight story and showing the bathroom door I think was in the Succubus episode, on a deleted PPP channel. It doesn't seem on PPP's Bitchute, unless someone saved it.
 
For all his bluster, Surfer is a leaf. He'll spend a week apologizing to Ashton for his own opinion before raising a hand to the superior gunt
I don't think Surfer afraid of PPP. He's got a bad knee and probably isn't that fast in a fight. Based on their fight story from about 2 years ago, it was essentially a draw, although one could argue that PPP surrendered.

And if you have seen surfer lately, he's been bulking up. PPP doesn't go to the gym at all, as far as I know.
 
What's worse was, Warski volunteered that he was himself an uber driver!

The following are his justifications for why Matt's still a loser for doing it:

  1. I was only doing it for extra money for six months
  2. I only did Uber Eats for three days, the rest of the time it was regular Uber
  3. I probably have a better Uber rating than Matt anyway

GAEETOR, LOOKIE AT MATT, HE IS DOIN A JOB AND SUPPORTIN HIS FAMILY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
GAEETOR, LOOKIE AT MATT, HE IS DOIN A JOB AND SUPPORTIN HIS FAMILY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i think if matt became an alt right grift streamer like ethan (ITS NOT TRUUUU, I NEVER PLAYED INTO THAT ....... unless you like it) ethan would have to do mental gymnastics to call that pathetic as well. do we even know if matt makes less than him? iirc he still makes some money off youtube and ralphs intake was 1k a week on a good week and we can safely assume some of the lemons are fake since they reach near the same number even on really slow streams. it might just be matt has more expenses since he has an actual family and owns his own house whereas ethan lives with someone else and has at most a gf he mainly gets to make paper plate sandwich meals
 
What's worse was, Warski volunteered that he was himself an uber driver!
The following are his justifications for why Matt's still a loser for doing it:
  1. I was only doing it for extra money for six months
  2. I only did Uber Eats for three days, the rest of the time it was regular Uber
  3. I probably have a better Uber rating than Matt anyway
4. A comedian I worship who said I'm worse than Jeffrey Dahmer or John Wayne Gacy said Uber drivers were the lowest form of life so I quit the only actual job I have to be a mop it up gunt guard and laugh track
 
Oof. That's a big yikes from me dawg.

Wasn't Digibro that guy that defended loli, saying "It's not a real child, so it isn't and shouldn't be illegal".

Yeah... It might not be illegal, but nigga why is the thought of a child making your dick hard?

Makes sense Ralph is chilling with him.
"im a huge fan of illustrations of little girls getting fucked" - literally digibro, yes he actually said that verbatim, again nothing creepy at all that @theralph is hiding when he first met faith and happens to be becoming friends with that at the same time. wonder what dame "14 is legal here" spicos and the other gunt guard have to say about their "well its technically legal" argument now lol

edit i also forgot he actually told vaush that he sided with a potential chomo, onision, over detractors because they were "annoying, more annoying than onision" thats right ladies and gents ralph thinks a child being raped is ok if his "alogs" annoy him from his half awake gunted web viewing habits
 
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