Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.


Wow totally didn’t see that coming.
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Does anyone have a recent (clothed) full body pic of Nick? Apparently he's like 300 lbs and 5'6" and I'm curious to know what he looks like head-on. In the videos he doesn't look 300 lbs to me.
 
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Would be a great "Faces of Meth"-tier photo. "Faces of Mukbang" Nick certainly is the most extreme example, even more so than Amber or Chantal. They were always fat and just got fatter, while he started at a slim twink with apparent aspirations of becoming some sort of star violinist, it seems.

Can't even say if it is just a fetish to him or a horrible mixture of always disordered eating swinging in the other direction and an addiction to attention that is only comparable to a very heavy crack cocaine habit.

At first sight he might rake in a huge load of money, but I find it a terribly cheap gain for the price of being known as the fatso with the blown out asshole and fecal incontinence. Or I am dumb enough to believe that basic dignity has more value than being a hysteric pants shitter on the internet for cash.
 
He's dipping KFC in a bowl of oil (!!) mixed with nuclear fire sauce!! :stress:
Is it too late to change my guess on the fatty death pool? There's no way his heart is beating more than 3 times a day.
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I see Nick will be adding flames to his Eye of Sauron for authenticity.
 
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I use Nick as sleeping aid sometimes.

Just yesterday I was having problem falling asleep, so I put on of his 1+hour videos on, turn the brightness of my laptop to zero and lowered the volume. It was like someone talking to me from far away.


More like someone crying, smacking gobs of food and sharting from far away, am I right?
 

To drown his sorrows over Orlin getting his little Orlin gummed by some grandpas, the fat fuck has taken up putting fried chicken, french fries, and macaroni and cheese into lettuce wraps and declaring it healthy. This is the same video he gets absolutely knackered in by clapping like a retarded walrus. Clapping. Clapping exhausted this behemoth.
 
People might give me shits but I'm really desperate, so here goes nothing.

Guys, I need this particular sextape of Nik and Orlin when they were young and skinny, which the latino dude uploaded on his OF account. I'm still a high schooler though, so I will not pay 20 bucks for a sextape; but I seriously have the hot for young skinny Orlin, so I thought this might worth a shot.

If anyone reading this is a tech wizard who can hack into Orlin's OF account, or insane enough to pay 20 bucks for the sextape, or just happen to have the tape; PLEASE let me know. Thanks!

Please be thirsty somewhere else. Preferably in a more public platform where more people can laugh at you.
 
People might give me shits but I'm really desperate, so here goes nothing.

Guys, I need this particular sextape of Nik and Orlin when they were young and skinny, which the latino dude uploaded on his OF account. I'm still a high schooler though, so I will not pay 20 bucks for a sextape; but I seriously have the hot for young skinny Orlin, so I thought this might worth a shot.

If anyone reading this is a tech wizard who can hack into Orlin's OF account, or insane enough to pay 20 bucks for the sextape, or just happen to have the tape; PLEASE let me know. Thanks!


Why exactly do you need it so badly? We all know Nik and Orlin are gross no matter their size I’m sure their sex tape was just as hideous 100lbs ago as it is now.
 
People might give me shits but I'm really desperate, so here goes nothing.

Guys, I need this particular sextape of Nik and Orlin when they were young and skinny, which the latino dude uploaded on his OF account. I'm still a high schooler though, so I will not pay 20 bucks for a sextape; but I seriously have the hot for young skinny Orlin, so I thought this might worth a shot.

If anyone reading this is a tech wizard who can hack into Orlin's OF account, or insane enough to pay 20 bucks for the sextape, or just happen to have the tape; PLEASE let me know. Thanks!

If you're still a high schooler I'm begging you to go talk to your peers or something so you stop thirsting over the past form of an obese dramawhore who fucks what can only be described as the pit of despair.
 
People might give me shits but I'm really desperate, so here goes nothing.

Guys, I need this particular sextape of Nik and Orlin when they were young and skinny, which the latino dude uploaded on his OF account. I'm still a high schooler though, so I will not pay 20 bucks for a sextape; but I seriously have the hot for young skinny Orlin, so I thought this might worth a shot.

If anyone reading this is a tech wizard who can hack into Orlin's OF account, or insane enough to pay 20 bucks for the sextape, or just happen to have the tape; PLEASE let me know. Thanks!

Idea just popped in my head: Go pay $20 dollars and see it for yourself. Maybe get a download program if you want to download it.
 
Has the World all of a sudden run out of twink porn?! Orlin may be the better looking of the terrible two, but I am convinced that there are countless better looking Latino twinks out there who perform better. Certainly not worth the hassle and money trying to masturbate to Orlin and Nick during their twink days.
 
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