🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Crystal Golem said:
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Reading his WSJ article from how long ago? Truly the height of relevance.
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Eww. His face, jowls, neck and chest are just one contiguous mass of fat now, aren't they? It's become Mega City One, except for heart disease, type 2 diabetes, high blood pressure and extreme joint stress instead of citizens and criminals

Maybe Gator keeps hanging around Ralph so he can be the hot skinny chick in comparison
 
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instythot said:
Eww. His face, jowls, neck and chest are just one contiguous mass of fat now, aren't they? It's become Mega City One, except for heart disease, type 2 diabetes, high blood pressure and extreme joint stress instead of citizens and criminals

Maybe Gator keeps hanging around Ralph so he can be the hot skinny chick in comparison
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he's drowning in hot Puerto Rican pussy remember
 
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Sammich said:
@theralph After all the shit you've talked about me, I feel sorry for you. You didn't know your dad, that dead faggot laid on his couch and melded into it for two weeks before anyone noticed the smell. If he was in your life, he was a weak cowardly faggot just like you. You need someone to slap the shit out of you and teach you how to be a man.

You need to stop making a goddamn fool of yourself and drinking yourself into a fucking stupor. If you are gonna drink, learn your limit and stick to it. Nothing wrong with getting a good buzz to liven up your show some. It's sad to see you black out drunk doing dumb shit on stream. A man doesn't act like this. A man handles himself well.

You need to stop stealing your mom's fucking pills, you goddamn leech. You need to move out on your own. A man doesn't live with his fucking mother and steal her pills. A man provides for himself and his mate.

You need to hire some talent for your worthless blog. Couple or three articles a week might pull traffic to your stream, and build a few loyal viewers/readers. A man doesn't let his website (that he seems to be proud of) fall into such a shit show. A man puts things out into the world.

You need to stop fucking these young and stupid whores. You drop your tiny cock into anyone that is kindly enough to let you, that's borderline perv shit. A man doesnt' fuck with kids, or the mentally infirm. A man has a woman by his side that adds to him, that is slightly better than him.

You need to stop taking this shit so seriously, and have some fun. You are so weak and fucking timid you block and ignore 90 percent of the shit thrown at you. A man doesn't get his feelings hurt over dumb shit. A man actually gives as good as he takes.


All in all, you are a fucking child living with his nearly dead piece of shit mom, dating a child, and streaming dumb shit on the internet. Sort your shit you fucking subhuman nigger.
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Now do it with Ronnie Ralph's phrasing and vocabulary
 
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adezero said:
I don’t want to talk too much about my private life, and I respect Nora too much to get into hers.
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Ew! You fucked him? That’s gross!

“She’s the managing editor of muh Website”
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