Smugruko / Smug_Legend / Lory / MariEvangelion / Dekapai_Decade / Kokoro_Dev / @FurezoHarto - Former Anime/Videogame Journalist, Twitter Drama Whore, Habitual Liar, E-Cheated on 7 guys, and Currently running from her past by leeching onto different niche communities under some new alias but always getting caught cause she’s an idiot

What’s Next for Smug and her boyfriend Helmet?

  • Helmet grows a spine and breaks up with Smug

    Votes: 12 4.6%

  • Helmet yoinks Smug off the internet a second time before shot gets worse

    Votes: 3 1.1%

  • Helmet cries about how much his life sucks and doesn’t do a god damn thing

    Votes: 47 17.9%

  • Smug becomes an E-Girl who RPS with randos online and Helmet just except that he’s eternally a cuck

    Votes: 108 41.2%

  • Smug genuinely apologizes for her shitty behavior and begins to try to improve herself

    Votes: 2 0.8%

  • Smug chugs dish-soap again, and we restart the cycle all over again

    Votes: 90 34.4%
  • Total voters
    262
  • Poll closed .
Zombi said:
I'm just going to say that I know Brick. He isn't a Smug simp at all he never support the shit that she did and all that petty slap fighting is over SimpFuMan posting about something so unnecessary to anyone that he became a laughing stalk for being a self righteous prick. I know Brick for years. He hates her and not a simp.

KFM however is still a POS
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dude constantly alternates between hornyposting and slapfights with other twitter users. I also remember him as part of smug's friend circle and someone who was pretty much guaranteed to hop on any dogpile she started. this isn't even his first mention in this thread.
 
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Frog Gremlin said:
dude constantly alternates between hornyposting and slapfights with other twitter users. I also remember him as part of smug's friend circle and someone who was pretty much guaranteed to hop on any dogpile she started. this isn't even his first mention in this thread.
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True he is friends with her but he's also a clout chaser with the slap fighting since he has connections to Smug that caused him to changed. But he's definitely not simping now since she "disappeared"
 
Zombi said:
I'm just going to say that I know Brick. He isn't a Smug simp at all he never support the shit that she did and all that petty slap fighting is over SimpFuMan posting about something so unnecessary to anyone that he became a laughing stalk for being a self righteous prick. I know Brick for years. He hates her and not a simp.

KFM however is still a POS
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Can’t find the post at the moment, but there are screenshots of him offering to write for Smug’s now defunct journalism website, Smug agreed, and Helmet had a cow because they couldn’t pay the other writers they had.

Dude is just a clout chaser like the rest of them. He got off the Smug train when it was about to crash and hopped on another that gave him way more clout.
 
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Speaking of groomers, this dude is claiming smug’s a guy LARPing as a woman online and that he groomed them.
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niconiconecro said:
Speaking of groomers, this dude is claiming smug’s a guy LARPing as a woman online and that he groomed them.
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This is like the 15th time I've seen this faggot ass gay ops. Her own ex-boyfriend has come forward that she's a woman so unless helmet is a faggot and fruity as fuck this whole doc will continue to not be relevant other than laughing at at how fucking absurd it is.

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They only new shit they added was interviews with "the duwang gang" and jabs at us.
 
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You Just Ever Yandere said:
This is like the 15th time I've seen this faggot ass gay ops. Her own ex-boyfriend has come forward that she's a woman so unless helmet is a faggot and fruity as fuck this whole doc will continue to not be relevant other than laughing at at how fucking absurd it is.

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They only new shit they added was interviews with "the duwang gang" and jabs at us.
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I just find it funny because reading this thread would have disproven that smug’s a guy named Alex. Idiots on twitter will eat up anything, though.
 
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GenericReviewerDraco said:
Seems like a lotta speds are still mad about Smug. Then again most of Smug's culture war autism was more extreme than your stereotypical Senran Kagura coomer propagandist that somehow has 4 digit followers.
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Senran kagura coomers indeed. She’s not been on since early in June afaik and these speds are still mad at her. Why? Because They’re autistic lunatics with nothing better to do.
 
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You Just Ever Yandere said:
This is like the 15th time I've seen this faggot ass gay ops. Her own ex-boyfriend has come forward that she's a woman so unless helmet is a faggot and fruity as fuck this whole doc will continue to not be relevant other than laughing at at how fucking absurd it is.

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They only new shit they added was interviews with "the duwang gang" and jabs at us.
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So Helmet and Smug really did split?

All we need now is for him to come on the farms and tell his side of the story, but he’s so anal about protecting Smug after all the abuse.
 
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Rigor Meowtis said:
he’s so anal about protecting Smug after all the abuse.
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What's funny is, I was combing through the replies of the whole "KFM unfollowing Brick" shitshow a few days ago and saw Helmet directly acknowledging the fact that he was cheated on, but he seems to blame it more on KFM than he does begrudge his own girlfriend (ex-girlfriend?) for doing the cheating.

It's pitiable more than anything that he's SORT OF on the right track to pulling his head out of his ass, but then he's still too spineless to hold ALL the right people accountable for his problems and wash his hands of the whole thing. And he probably remains as socially inept as ever, considering he's still keeping up with other clout chasers and hoping to net himself some personal validation out of it.
 
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Gravemind said:
What's funny is, I was combing through the replies of the whole "KFM unfollowing Brick" shitshow a few days ago and saw Helmet directly acknowledging the fact that he was cheated on, but he seems to blame it more on KFM than he does begrudge his own girlfriend (ex-girlfriend?) for doing the cheating.

It's pitiable more than anything that he's SORT OF on the right track to pulling his head out of his ass, but then he's still too spineless to hold ALL the right people accountable for his problems and wash his hands of the whole thing. And he probably remains as socially inept as ever, considering he's still keeping up with other clout chasers and hoping to net himself some personal validation out of it.
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Got any screenshots/archives?
 
Pizza Time said:
Got any screenshots/archives?
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I'm being lazy as fuck today on this, but here's the basic stuff I can dig up.

Someone apparently already archived one of Brick's tweets that Helmet jumped on, so there's that.

And then there's Helmet expressing his schadenfreude at KFM being shat on.

Much to no one's surprise (especially not this thread's considering how much he stalks it even though he thinks our input is worthless and he hates us all), Helmet and a third party both attest that KFM stalks their activity when allowed the opportunity.

Unrelated, but fun aside I stumbled across while trying to dig through scores of replies and retweets because these people are terminally online, even though it's only been about 3 days since this went down: Helmet begrudgingly admits that he would fuck himself if he were a woman.
 
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Gravemind said:
I'm being lazy as fuck today on this, but here's the basic stuff I can dig up.

Someone apparently already archived one of Brick's tweets that Helmet jumped on, so there's that.

And then there's Helmet expressing his schadenfreude at KFM being shat on.

Much to no one's surprise (especially not this thread's considering how much he stalks it even though he thinks our input is worthless and he hates us all), Helmet and a third party both attest that KFM stalks their activity when allowed the opportunity.

Unrelated, but fun aside I stumbled across while trying to dig through scores of replies and retweets because these people are terminally online, even though it's only been about 3 days since this went down: Helmet begrudgingly admits that he would fuck himself if he were a woman.
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Helmet troon arc when ?
 
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Rigor Meowtis said:
So Helmet and Smug really did split?

All we need now is for him to come on the farms and tell his side of the story, but he’s so anal about protecting Smug after all the abuse.
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I've seen this plenty of times : it takes time for someone who's been abused, especially if it's emotional or sexual abuse (in Helmet's case: it's the former), to really come out against their abuser. And considering how badly Lory gaslit the fuck out of him with threats of suicide and leaving him, it might take a while longer.

Gravemind said:
What's funny is, I was combing through the replies of the whole "KFM unfollowing Brick" shitshow a few days ago and saw Helmet directly acknowledging the fact that he was cheated on, but he seems to blame it more on KFM than he does begrudge his own girlfriend (ex-girlfriend?) for doing the cheating.

It's pitiable more than anything that he's SORT OF on the right track to pulling his head out of his ass, but then he's still too spineless to hold ALL the right people accountable for his problems and wash his hands of the whole thing. And he probably remains as socially inept as ever, considering he's still keeping up with other clout chasers and hoping to net himself some personal validation out of it.
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Call it a hunch but I feel like part of the reason (aside from the obvious "abuse victim who has yet to come to terms with the abuse they've experienced" thing I've mentioned) he's going Kuck Flu Simp more than Lory is probably because he trusted him more than he trusted her.
 
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Rigor Meowtis said:
All this said without a shread of irony.
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Self-awareness isn't exactly one of his strong suits. Which is really funny considering his oft hinted self-esteem issues.

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Back during the incredibly short amount of time I was directly speaking with him, I would've been more than happy to be a friend to him. Then he quickly ended up showing himself to be a quite literal raging, screaming sperg who constantly has to shit on others in order to somehow make himself and his tastes in things look superior.

Once again, that little self-awareness issue of his coming into play. Can't possibly be HIS fault that he can't make a good friend, no sir. Gotta be everyone else's problem. Woe is Helmet.
 
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In other Smug adjacent news in the span of a week and a half Aimy has claimed to:

1. Lose three family members from a drive-by.

2. Own a firearm and discharge it into a robber, killing him.

All while maintaining a streaming schedule, shitposting about Poes micro dick, and acting like nothing is wrong as long as people are paying her.
This bitch is just as crazy as Lory and lies just as much.
 
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