🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Right Wing Boomer Squads said:
I for one am looking forward to page 3000, where Ralph’s son pays Gator’s rent.
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The year is 2040, The Guntfather has long since passed away. Alas, his hellspawn still roam the Earth. The childbride turned broodmother has unleashed a battalion of Mini Gunts to plague this world. PPP has died up to his promise and didn't make it past 40. Godwinson was found overdosed on cocaine in his castle. Null is presumed to be hiding somewhere on the Antiguan island, seemingly severing all contact with the outside world. It is assumed that he's still running Kiwi Farms on the deep web, but the A-Log Army has been lying dormant for two decades now. With the newly resurrected Gunt Guard laying waste to everything in sight, all hope appears to be lost.

However, one glimmer of light may still be shining. Deep within the jungles of Chile, a mysterious doctor, exiled from civilization under suspicions of being a scam artist, has decided to take on the task of resurrecting his original disciples. Follow Gonzalo as he sets out to bring the Kino Keeper and the Nectar Necromancer back from the dead as humanity teeters on the brink of extinction under the weight of the New Gunt Order. Ladies and guntlemen... it continues!

Guntocalypse: Resurrection is rated S for starfish.
 
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gran_autismo said:
I noticed that every time Ralph takes a drink he licks his lips.
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Heaven forbid he wastes any of that precious corn liqueur.
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Oh god! The licking and the smacking of the lips. It gives me the high irrites. Once it got pointed out I couldn't help but notice it.

And for that @Kraut FUCK YOU! Everyone may hate you for the discord stuff, I hate you for making me aware of Ralph's lip smacking, slurping and heavy weazy breathing. I could have lived on in happy ignorance you fuck and you took that from me!
 
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PonPonPataPon said:
The year is 2040, The Guntfather has long since passed away. Alas, his hellspawn still roam the Earth. The childbride turned broodmother has unleashed a battalion of Mini Gunts to plague this world. PPP has died up to his promise and didn't make it past 40. Godwinson was found overdosed on cocaine in his castle. Null is presumed to be hiding somewhere on the Antiguan island, seemingly severing all contact with the outside world. It is assumed that he's still running Kiwi Farms on the deep web, but the A-Log Army has been lying dormant for two decades now. With the newly resurrected Gunt Guard laying waste to everything in sight, all hope appears to be lost.

However, one glimmer of light may still be shining. Deep within the jungles of Chile, a mysterious doctor, exiled from civilization under suspicions of being a scam artist, has decided to take on the task of resurrecting his original disciples. Follow Gonzalo as he sets out to bring the Kino Keeper and the Nectar Necromancer back from the dead as humanity teeters on the brink of extinction under the weight of the New Gunt Order. Ladies and guntlemen... it continues!

Guntocalypse: Resurrection is rated S for starfish.
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BRAVO NOLAN
 
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PonPonPataPon said:
The year is 2040, The Guntfather has long since passed away. Alas, his hellspawn still roam the Earth. The childbride turned broodmother has unleashed a battalion of Mini Gunts to plague this world. PPP has died up to his promise and didn't make it past 40. Godwinson was found overdosed on cocaine in his castle. Null is presumed to be hiding somewhere on the Antiguan island, seemingly severing all contact with the outside world. It is assumed that he's still running Kiwi Farms on the deep web, but the A-Log Army has been lying dormant for two decades now. With the newly resurrected Gunt Guard laying waste to everything in sight, all hope appears to be lost.

However, one glimmer of light may still be shining. Deep within the jungles of Chile, a mysterious doctor, exiled from civilization under suspicions of being a scam artist, has decided to take on the task of resurrecting his original disciples. Follow Gonzalo as he sets out to bring the Kino Keeper and the Nectar Necromancer back from the dead as humanity teeters on the brink of extinction under the weight of the New Gunt Order. Ladies and guntlemen... it continues!

Guntocalypse: Resurrection is rated S for starfish.
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Will dame and m101 find out coach is both their father and just is too ashamed to admit it? Will surfer become king of the great white north? At this rate this thread will still be going by then so stay tuned
 
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Sammich said:
I disagree. Makers and woodford are high end mid shelf. same with knob creek and larceny (all pretty decent choices between 20-30 per fifth) I'd say small batch barrel proof bourbons is what i consider top shelf. Elijah Craig Barrel proof, Bookers, maybe even stagg jr.. all around 50-75 per fifth.. Truly worth the money if you like bourbon but isn't really getting onto the ultra premium stuff. I don't mean to derail, but bourbon and scotch are something i care deeply about.


Try some Bookers barrel proof, and some 12 year old chivas (scotch whiskey) if you want to taste what good scotch and bourbon taste like.
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Agreed. I buy my brother a bottle of Jefferson’s (either presidential or ocean whichever is roughly 75-90 a bottle) for Xmas every year, and he showed me how to properly enjoy it with a splash of water or just when the ice melts a bit.
During the Mundane Matt KS era, I decided get a bottle of makers on my way home from a stressful day at work because Ralph talked about it like it was a good pick. Ugh, l just thought it was so nasty, I couldn’t even drink it. It reminded me of the days back when I was Fay Fay’s age, and we’d steal some from the handle of lighter fluid my friend’s nigger dad drank, and refill the bottle w water.
If you haven’t yet perceived Ralph’s palate is stunted along with his mentality, think of how sophisticated he thought he was at the seafood shack at the beach. The act of being in the vicinity close enough to record a boat he’s not on made him feel like he had finally arrived at peak sophistication, while crassly bragging about it. It’s true that insecurities are loud.
 
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Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2 said:
If the Ralpha male get booted from his mums (mom for you yanks) will he move in with Gator or the Vickers?
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I'd watch the shit out of a show with Ralph moving in with Faith's disapproving family.

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his pig hooves
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Psicopax said:
I'm still behind. Slowly catching up. Just wanted to add to this by including this one
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Drive the nail into the pig hoof! Do it now! Do it before he BREEDS!

 
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Question for @adezero if you're still here - what prompted you to come out now?

Was it purely anger at realizing you were cheated on, was it having this kid constantly thrust into your face, was it his seemingly unprompted subtweet directed at you and your well-endowed friend?

Are you worried about the consequences? I'm sure you're aware Ralph plays dirty - I hope you've taken the necessary precautions to keep yourself safe, I imagine he knows enough of your personal information to fuck with you IRL.
 
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Jub-Jub said:
Has anybody point out the skull on the purse? More evidence of the ralphamale being Jarbo'd
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Going back it seems like she was a pretty big Matt Jarbo fan. Probably started around the time of him starting to make True Crime content, seeing as she was in the Creepypasta/horror youtuber community etc.
 
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@adezero

I have a question, if true, Did you have to lift up the gunt to get violated, or was gator there with the gunt harness?
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also why did you delete some of your relationship tweets but not all?

edit, another one:
Do you feel you dodged a bullet by ditching the Memphis Mauler, the fastest trash burger collector in the east?
 
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