Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 17 3.2%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 116 22.1%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 85 16.2%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 308 58.6%
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    526
X to doubt Phil has ever met any of Kathy's "friends". Maybe very briefly he was introduced to the person who fed Jasper, but I could just as easily see Kathy showing her around the house while Phil hid in his "office" "working". Phil says "I'm AWARE of who they ARE, like her co-workers and stuff, but 'NO' I've never hung out with any of them."
They've been living together for 2½ years and Phil has not spent any time with anyone his wife knows.
Apparently he just has no time, he only has time to hang out with Kathy. It's not like he can hang out with her "friends" at the same time as his wife. He's exhausted after sausage mode on a couch all day and eating a few times, he needs to have some good quality layabout time on his other couch while he gets sauced after all that strenuous activity.
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It's going to be a great birthday. He'll stream, he'll order his favourite food, they'll watch his favourite movie. He'll get her a shirt of hulk hogan ripping his shirt apart. Later that night, she'll be in bed, naked. Phil in the ensuite bathroom looking at his phone, talking under his breath, "insert fingers into vag.. Vageena?..the fuck does that mean? gently probe, and listen for receptive noises... Tap on clitoral hood... Where the fuck is the pop hood button? "
 
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Iamfrigide said:
It's going to be a great birthday. He'll stream, he'll order his favourite food, they'll watch his favourite movie. He'll get her a shirt of hulk hogan ripping his shirt apart. Later that night, she'll be in bed, naked. Phil in the ensuite bathroom looking at his phone, talking under his breath, "insert fingers into vag.. Vageena?..the fuck does that mean? gently probe, and listen for receptive noises... Tap on clitoral hood... Where the fuck is the pop hood button? "
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The guy, moments before the birthday girl's big night.


I've been waiting YEARS to reference any scene from Bottom, now is my chance!
 
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Kat’s big 3-0 is coming up?


Aww... I’ll bet she’ll go all out with raccoon makeup and her sexiest underwear looking forward to a rare sexy time with her hard working husband.

Phil will approach it with as much enthusiasm as he can muster for anything that isn’t a ginsoaked night of Gacha swiping.

But he will do it as a good husband, and Khat will get her two minutes of Phil pumping and groaning half heartedly.

A 30th birthday is a good time to reflect. I hope Khat does that as she’s laying next to a worn out, snoring Phil at 1am.
 
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Fapcop said:
Kat’s big 3-0 is coming up?


Aww... I’ll bet she’ll go all out with raccoon makeup and her sexiest underwear looking forward to a rare sexy time with her hard working husband.

Phil will approach it with as much enthusiasm as he can muster for anything that isn’t a ginsoaked night of Gacha swiping.

But he will do it as a good husband, and Khat will get her two minutes of Phil whining and asking her to hurry up.

A 30th birthday is a good time to reflect. I hope Khat does that as she’s laying in her bed two rooms down from Phil at 1am.
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I managed to snag (most of?) the McDonalds story before it got pulled.
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Also, Jenna's sob story - if Captain Save-A-Ho is out there, he's officially been paged.

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Prince Lotor said:
X to doubt Phil has ever met any of Kathy's "friends". Maybe very briefly he was introduced to the person who fed Jasper, but I could just as easily see Kathy showing her around the house while Phil hid in his "office" "working". Phil says "I'm AWARE of who they ARE, like her co-workers and stuff, but 'NO' I've never hung out with any of them."
They've been living together for 2½ years and Phil has not spent any time with anyone his wife knows.
Apparently he just has no time, he only has time to hang out with Kathy. It's not like he can hang out with her "friends" at the same time as his wife. He's exhausted after sausage mode on a couch all day and eating a few times, he needs to have some good quality layabout time on his other couch while he gets sauced after all that strenuous activity.
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He never hung out with any of Leanna's friends (or her family), either. I can't imagine how awkward it is for them to have to explain to their friends that Phil can't hang out or go to dinner or anything ever, even though he works from home. Phil is actually afraid of any social interaction that he can't have complete control over, i.e. lean in bans, getting the last word in, telling people off, etc.
 
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Kermit the Frog said:
He never hung out with any of Leanna's friends (or her family), either. I can't imagine how awkward it is for them to have to explain to their friends that Phil can't hang out or go to dinner or anything ever, even though he works from home. Phil is actually afraid of any social interaction that he can't have complete control over, i.e. lean in bans, getting the last word in, telling people off, etc.
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Yeah, it’s quite pathetic and sad. You can tell what a tremendous cuck he is whenever he encounters some kind of troll.

Phil will just giggle nervously and try to talk over them, while furiously looking for a mute or kick button.

Once he he successfully silenced or kicked them then he’ll try the whole macho act and shittalk, but never a moment before.

You can tell it really gets under his skin, because he won’t stop talking about it for 5-10 minutes afterwards.

I can’t even imagine what he’d act like if someone ever made fun of him irl, lol! Probably why he’s so terrified of social interaction.

My question is though: Is this the result of social isolation? Cause wasn’t Phil strongly disliked for always talking shit in the FGC?


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I managed to snag (most of?) the McDonalds story before it got pulled.
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Welp, sounds like Jenna needs to stop hanging out in black neighborhoods.

I feel bad for her, but at this point she looks and acts so ratchet & ghetto she’ll probably never have a nice, quiet un-ghetto life.

Another job well done for the foster care system!
 
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I work in the substance abuse treatment industry and Jenna’s case is just a dime a dozen. She’s just one of the millions of young women who have to resort to prostitution to fund their drug habit and the lifestyle of crime and decadence often accompanied by tricking.

Part of me does feel for her since she’s so emblematic of your typical drug addict shouldering years of untreated and undiagnosed trauma, but part of me also has contempt for her even though I do consider addiction to be a disease but also do not condone a lack of responsibility for each individual’s action. As an ex-addict myself, I don’t give myself a pass for all the bad decisions I’ve made, that’s for sure.

I could always scholarship her in one of the many facilities that I own but... nah, I don’t care enough and the content she’s providing is a good offset in between the SuperCuck DMCA strikes. Sort your shit out Jenna and check yourself into a state-run facility if you’re really serious about changing instead of posting shitty little soliloquies on IG.
 
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