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Does this mean that if I were to throw pennies at Ralph that he would stop and pick them up? Same kind of profit as the lemons he creams himself over, tbh.
š· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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Too much effort, you have to hand them to him while saying m'lord. He's not going to bend at the waist like some whore to grab at liquor tokens! He's a guntleman of the highest caliber!
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In the years I've been listening, I've never once heard him mention working. Not a job, not any sort of work around the house, not yard work, nothing.
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That's true. Now watch him talk about his first job on tonights show.
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I'm unsure, if Ralph clears on average $250 a stream then he could be making in the region of $60k a year or there abouts. He doesn't pay his co-hosts, his outgoings are minimal - he lives in a crack-shack with his mother.
Sure, he's got some expensive habits, but they're the kind of habits someone earning his money could pay for with normal outgoings to boot.
I just don't know why someone alleging to earn so much wouldn't want to move out of a building that looks like it should be on the set of My Name is Earl. Maybe it is the addictions, I'm just a little curious.
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If a lemon equals a penny and a ninjagini equals $12 (before Dlive takes their cut) there's no fucking way he's making $250 a stream. Lemons have been seriously devalued and even on storyfire he earned $.04 TOTAL across TWO donations. It's wild.
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As Iāve said like 4 times in the thread, itās a really sweet bourbon and I have no idea why some people like it over most rums which are just as sweet and cheaper. Elijah Craig, Woodford, Wild Turkey 101, and a lot of other bourbons are much better for a similar or slightly higher price. Has he really started mixing his drinks in his mouth as opposed to just pouring it into a glass? What kind of animal does that?
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Yes, keep going in the thread from where you responded to this and there are screenshots where he drinks straight out of the booze bottle, holds it, then puts coke in his mouth and mixes it. The most disgusting shit ever.
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His gunt indicates an above average laziness. He drives to the end of the block to get groceries from a convenience store rather than walk or go to a grocery store for reasonable prices on staples.
Moving is a pain in the ass and involves some light labor even with help. He's not gonna do it. He'll have his own place when his mom dies (he hopes)
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Or maybe he's just full of shit.
If speculation is true and he's never held a "normal" job of note, he probably doesn't quite grasp the actual value of money. Couple with his obvious hood rich mindset, I'll bet he was blowing through cash like crazy back in the Killstream glory days when the jewtube super berries poured in. Probably upgrading his PC and buying new gadgets when he could have and should have paid off his debt and invested in his and his mothers future.
Note that I'm fairly certain he was relying on the TRR blog as his primary income back during goobergrape too.
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>using a shiv as a weapon
Ralph is such an absolute N'wah.
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he would have to bend over to pick them up. So no.
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Finally caught up on the latest developments and the Faith story arc had me playing Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Youngās āTeach Your Childrenā a couple of times. Adezeroās appearance in this thread was inevitable, but I was left wanting.
How does Ralph actually manage to persuade women* to sleep with him? Does he have some kind of southern gentleman charm that he can turn on or off? Is he just manipulative and persistent? He doesnāt have a lot of talents, possesses no virtues, is the physical manifestation of sloth, obviously alcoholic, etc, etc.
* When I say āwomenā I mean adult women who have reached certain milestones in their life and are largely independent. We all know how barely 18 year old girls with untreated mental illness get talked into running away from home.
How does Ralph actually manage to persuade women* to sleep with him? Does he have some kind of southern gentleman charm that he can turn on or off? Is he just manipulative and persistent? He doesnāt have a lot of talents, possesses no virtues, is the physical manifestation of sloth, obviously alcoholic, etc, etc.
* When I say āwomenā I mean adult women who have reached certain milestones in their life and are largely independent. We all know how barely 18 year old girls with untreated mental illness get talked into running away from home.
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GG was in 2014, that means for the last six years he has been living off the internet via his blog and youtube. I think he was still in school in '14, so that means he was grifting off the gov't via student loans for 4 years (maybe longer) so that takes us to 2010. In 2010 he would have been 24-25 depending on the time of year, that's at least 7 years he could have been working but obviously wasn't.
It's very strange that we know more about Ralph's life from the time he was small til he was in 6th grade (he loves to talk about his catholic school days), but there's this giant hole from 12 to 25 years old. He who must not be named supposedly friended Ralph's high school bully and got some deets about how Ralph's life was a living hell in high school, so it makes sense we wouldn't know anything about 13-18, probably just full of total humiliation. I don't blame him for not wanting to get into that.
But half of his adult life just doesn't exist. No work history, some dubious mentions of girls he dated prior to Nora but nothing solid so I'm going to press X to doubt as they're as credible as Gator's Latinx adventures. Which means Nora was probably not only his first sexual experience but his first love and that's why he's so stuck on her. He's basically a NEET/hikikomori that had a couple lucky breaks with earning a little income and meeting women, but since he's a NEET he doesn't have the skills/ability/maturity to maintain them.
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I wasn't going to post this cause it came out all janky but since we're posting Elder scrolls memes.
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He would fucking die doing a warehouse job.
He can barely get his gunt out of the chair.
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I'm pretty sure the gunt would be considered a loose fitting garment. That's a no no around machinery.
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I have to admit in the short term and in small doses Ethan Ralph comes off as a very charming and affable fellow. If I just met him in a bar and had a drink with him I'd probably think he's a fun, albeit alcoholic, guy. But he does this 5 nights a week for 3-4 hours a night and you can't hold the mask high without some fuckups at that level. The way he flips on people who he just perceives as slighting him is downright frightening, but you'd need to be around for a while before you saw that.
A lot of people, men and women, are fucked up. If you've only had people shit on you and someone pops up and shows you a bit of kindness you're going to want more of that. I've said it once and I'll say it again: you do not need to be fit, wealthy or healthy to get people to fuck you. You just have to be realistic about who would fuck you and behave yourself. That's it. Ralph goes after the lowest hanging fruit (inexperienced partners that have no idea what a healthy relationship looks like) and he's successful because that's all he can get. Ade, god bless her soul, has amazing tits but must have also had some problems to be able to fall in with the gunt for even a month.
Water seeks its own level. Ralph is a horribly insecure and unhappy man, he seeks and attracts horribly insecure and unhappy partners. Nora grew up, got some confidence and saw him for what he was and moved on. Others will as well.
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Ralph sure has nice things to say about a woman "he still loves"!
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We all know the boy ain't too bright. He's having trouble with his decimals when converting lemons into pennies.
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