"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Dude]

Well shit, didn't think I'd see this thread active again.

Question, though: Does it really belong in the Rat King if Hooves burned every known bridge to the Troon Squad to be... uh... whatever the fuck the latest trend is? What links are even left?

Of course it does. Phil still lies about being trans, and he's one of the biggest Rat Kings there is. Just look at those nasty gnarly bucked teeth he has got front and center of his disgusting cock holster. Phl could gnaw his way through the earth to China like Buggs Bunny with those things.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Of course it does. Phil still lies about being trans, and he's one of the biggest Rat Kings there is. Just look at those nasty gnarly bucked teeth he has got front and center of his disgusting cock holster. Phl could gnaw his way through the earth to China like Buggs Bunny with those things.

Well shit, didn't think I'd see this thread active again.

Question, though: Does it really belong in the Rat King if Hooves burned every known bridge to the Troon Squad to be... uh... whatever the fuck the latest trend is? What links are even left?

Not really active. Phil is “recovering” during the biggest insurrection of his lifetime. Real shit and he’s hiding in his hovel.
BTW, Binxy is back in Portland.

 

[kcbbq]

They act the same. I wanted the Moral Majority to fuck off and leave my movies, games and books alone, and that's exactly what I want these SJW fucks to do.

I'll take the Moral Majority over the PMRC, though. Same thing but Tipper Gore, and that is enough to tip the scales.

 

[AnOminous]

I'll take the Moral Majority over the PMRC, though. Same thing but Tipper Gore, and that is enough to tip the scales.

I'll take Frank Zappa over both of them though and SJWs, too.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I'll take the Moral Majority over the PMRC, though. Same thing but Tipper Gore, and that is enough to tip the scales.

^This nigga knows what's up.^

Fuck the pmrc
Decisions to be made by almighty tipper gore
But I don't want to leave it to a crazy christian whore

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Could Phil's love of Bikes really be him trying to be super edgy and using Bicycles as the term for LSD? Not many people even know it but the LSD Molecule looks like a bicycle sorta turned, WideSpread Panic has a lyric on one of there songs 54 I mean 53 Bicycles on the Wall Ready to Ride, which is them saying they got LSD ready to go. I followed WSP when I was a kid for years, and I didn't even know what that lyric meant until I much later. I guess that would be way to deep for Phil to even understand,

https://independentaustralia.net/life/life-display/bicycles-and-lsd-the-connection-is-real,13792

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Could Phil's love of Bikes really be him trying to be super edgy and using Bicycles as the term for LSD? Not many people even know it but the LSD Molecule looks like a bicycle sorta turned, WideSpread Panic has a lyric on one of there songs 54 I mean 53 Bicycles on the Wall Ready to Ride, which is them saying they got LSD ready to go. I followed WSP when I was a kid for years, and I didn't even know what that lyric meant until I much later. I guess that would be way to deep for Phil to even understand,

https://independentaustralia.net/life/life-display/bicycles-and-lsd-the-connection-is-real,13792

That would require him to know who Hoffman was and the story of LSD. I'm not seeing it, this fat fuck would be scared to try it I think.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Well shit, didn't think I'd see this thread active again.

Question, though: Does it really belong in the Rat King if Hooves burned every known bridge to the Troon Squad to be... uh... whatever the fuck the latest trend is? What links are even left?

I think he's kept around in the Rat King board since the troon Rat King was initially discovered via Phil. I could be wrong on that though.

Besides, given his lack of activity, it's pretty obvious that he'd be drowned out by the more active threads in the Lolcows sub-forum.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Could Phil's love of Bikes really be him trying to be super edgy and using Bicycles as the term for LSD? Not many people even know it but the LSD Molecule looks like a bicycle sorta turned, WideSpread Panic has a lyric on one of there songs 54 I mean 53 Bicycles on the Wall Ready to Ride, which is them saying they got LSD ready to go. I followed WSP when I was a kid for years, and I didn't even know what that lyric meant until I much later. I guess that would be way to deep for Phil to even understand,

https://independentaustralia.net/life/life-display/bicycles-and-lsd-the-connection-is-real,13792

Phil is way too autistic for a metaphor like that. Bicycles are just bicycles.

Now I have this mental image of Phil dropping acid and becoming normal.

 

[kcbbq]

I'll take Frank Zappa over both of them though and SJWs, too.

Senator HAWKINS. I would be interested to see what toys your kids ever had.

Mr. ZAPPA. Why would you be interested?

Senator HAWKINS. Just as a point of interest.

Mr. ZAPPA. Well, come on over to the house. I will show them to you.

Senator HAWKINS. I might do that.

Fucking creepy senator.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Phil is way too autistic for a metaphor like that. Bicycles are just bicycles.

Now I have this mental image of Phil dropping acid and becoming normal.

Like how The Joker, when subjected to Ra's al Gul's well of eternal life (or whatever the hell its called, the thing that keeps him coming back from the dead), ends up sane and remorseful for all the terrible shit he's done?

 

[MasterDisaster]

Like how The Joker, when subjected to Ra's al Gul's well of eternal life (or whatever the hell its called, the thing that keeps him coming back from the dead), ends up sane and remorseful for all the terrible shit he's done?

Lazarus Pit.
And I feel like Phil will start posting shit against once he wears out his tenuous welcome with his new 'friends'.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Lazarus Pit.
And I feel like Phil will start posting shit against once he wears out his tenuous welcome with his new 'friends'.

Damn, that one was obvious, can't believe I forgot its named Lazarus

And yeah, Philthy tends to pick up posting when he feels he needs attention. God only knows he barely survived the one time the farms got shut down despite claiming victory all to himself.

 

[The Dude]

Could Phil's love of Bikes really be him trying to be super edgy and using Bicycles as the term for LSD? Not many people even know it but the LSD Molecule looks like a bicycle sorta turned, WideSpread Panic has a lyric on one of there songs 54 I mean 53 Bicycles on the Wall Ready to Ride, which is them saying they got LSD ready to go. I followed WSP when I was a kid for years, and I didn't even know what that lyric meant until I much later. I guess that would be way to deep for Phil to even understand,

https://independentaustralia.net/life/life-display/bicycles-and-lsd-the-connection-is-real,13792

Firstly, Phil is too chicken-shit to try drugs, especially ones that would make him hallucinate. He couldn't even stick with vaping nicotine when he thought that was "hip" and "edgy". He hacked his fool lungs out when he tried it on camera. I think the "hardest" shit he's tried is cannabis.

Second, his autistic love and views on bicycles is well documented. He got heavily into the anime Hetalia: Axis Powers and became fixated on the Commie Chink stereotype character, believing that's what all Communists are like. Since the Commie Chink rides a bike in the cartoon, that translated to "all Communists ride bicycles and bikes are a symbol for Communism" in Phil's dumb-dumb brain. And that meant that Phil needed his own bike to be a "real" Communist (read: he wanted a prop to help him feel like that part of his identity is valid). That really is all that's to it. Phil is just really stupid and has no real identity of his own, so he gets fixated on certain things and one day declares "this is part of who I am now" and tries to acquire items related to those things to use as props to fool himself and hopefully others into believing that he's "legit".

 

[Positron]

Firstly, Phil is too chicken-shit to try drugs, especially ones that would make him hallucinate.

Once upon a time, Phil did drug, went woozy on the streets, and was nabbed into hospital.

The drug was benadryl.

 

[The Dude]

Once upon a time, Phil did drug, went woozy on the streets, and was nabbed into hospital.

The drug was benadryl.

Was it? I thought it was Ibuprofen or something like that, during some pity-baiting "suicide attempt". Either way, it was pathetic.

 

[Positron]

Was it? I thought it was Ibuprofen or something like that, during some pity-baiting "suicide attempt". Either way, it was pathetic.

Strictly speaking it was both. He overdosed on Motrin PM, which is a mixture of Ibuprofen and Benadryl. While it's possible to get mental confusion with Ibuprofen, especially if you're an old geezer, it is much more common with Benedryl.

 

[AnOminous]

Strictly speaking it was both. He overdosed on Motrin PM, which is a mixture of Ibuprofen and Benadryl. While it's possible to get mental confusion with Ibuprofen, especially if you're an old geezer, it is much more common with Benedryl.

To get anything like a trip out of diphenhydramine you have to take nearly toxic doses. This is the kind of "legal high" only dumb high schoolers (and true degenerates) do on purpose because it is so utterly unpleasant. I suppose you could accidentally do this if you weren't getting the desired normal effect from it and just kept taking more and more, but I'd bet Phil was trying for a dumb, scuzzy 14 year old tier high and overshot the mark, then being a lightweight pussy, couldn't cope with it at all and literally freaked out as if he'd taken a bunch of acid.

Phil should never do psychedelics. He's too retarded and autistic to get anything but a bad trip even out of good ones, much less shit-tier stuff like OD'ing on sleeping pills.

 

[Monolith]

To get anything like a trip out of diphenhydramine you have to take nearly toxic doses. This is the kind of "legal high" only dumb high schoolers (and true degenerates) do on purpose because it is so utterly unpleasant. I suppose you could accidentally do this if you weren't getting the desired normal effect from it and just kept taking more and more, but I'd bet Phil was trying for a dumb, scuzzy 14 year old tier high and overshot the mark, then being a lightweight pussy, couldn't cope with it at all and literally freaked out as if he'd taken a bunch of acid.

Phil should never do psychedelics. He's too retarded and autistic to get anything but a bad trip even out of good ones, much less shit-tier stuff like OD'ing on sleeping pills.

On the contrary, Phil should very much do psychedelics, on camera.

 

[The Dude]

On the contrary, Phil should very much do psychedelics, on camera.

I'll do you one better and say Phil should start a hardcore Heroin habit. Just start mainlining right off the bat, not any of that pussy snorting or freebasing shit. And he should get a really shady dealer who ends up using Fentanyl because it's cheaper these days and who is terrible at cutting his product. That'll show us what a real badass, counter-cultural, rebellious, revolutionary super soldier he is.