🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Love_Machine011 said:
Ralph sure has nice things to say about a woman "he still loves"!

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I see we've moved on from denial and into the anger stage!
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gran_autismo said:
If a lemon equals a penny and a ninjagini equals $12 (before Dlive takes their cut) there's no fucking way he's making $250 a stream. Lemons have been seriously devalued and even on storyfire he earned $.04 TOTAL across TWO donations. It's wild.
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You can check the ledger on his dlive profile. He made about $183 last night
 
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Mundane Ralph said:
You can check the ledger on his dlive profile. He made about $183 last night
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Is that just guessing off the price of lemons? I don't know how ledgers work, sorry if that's a stupid question.

People were hypothesizing further up the thread that ER has a deal with DLive where they get a higher cut of his lemons and they take care of his alogs so he can have a nice comfy little platform.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
I just don't know why someone alleging to earn so much wouldn't want to move out of a building that looks like it should be on the set of My Name is Earl. Maybe it is the addictions, I'm just a little curious.
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Maybe his mother won't leave her house and he feels an obligation to take care of her, no matter how poorly it's done?
Pump Meat said:
How does Ralph actually manage to persuade women* to sleep with him? Does he have some kind of southern gentleman charm that he can turn on or off? Is he just manipulative and persistent? He doesn’t have a lot of talents, possesses no virtues, is the physical manifestation of sloth, obviously alcoholic, etc, etc.
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When he turns on the southern charm, I could see how that might work. Problem is the alcohol, insecurity and whatever else gets in the way of it. Also, never forget the instinct in women to save someone they see in distress, take care of or help lost and/or troubled children. Plus booze and drugs are obviously an incentive to some.
 
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Love_Machine011 said:
No we are still in denial
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He can't even handle his problems like a man, he has to run and get help like a fucking woman.

Imagine being Nora and having to deal with this effeminate borderline personality disordered sperg every time someone on the internet says something that hurts his feelings. I don't blame her for running away, who wants to be their husband's mother running outside to tell the other kids to quit picking on her precious little baby all the time.
 
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gran_autismo said:
Is that just guessing off the price of lemons? I don't know how ledgers work, sorry if that's a stupid question.

People were hypothesizing further up the thread that ER has a deal with DLive where they get a higher cut of his lemons and they take care of his alogs so he can have a nice comfy little platform.
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It shows what's actually in his wallet, so it's after dlive's cut. If you look you'll notice a bunch of 0.75 lemon donations. You can't actually donate less than 1 lemon, so my assumption is that these values are all minus dlive's 25%.

I've noticed some strange stuff, like very large donations from accounts that don't appear to have channels associated with them and are prefixed with "dlive". If I have time later I might dig into this.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
"Don't make me get my ex-wife to fight my battles for me!"

He's reaching Eric Cartman levels when it comes to temper tantrums.
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Christ the point of a divorce is for you each to go your own way and live your own lives, not to just summon them like a demon to do your bidding when things get too hard. You can tell he was raised by a single mother, this is how women behave after their husbands leave them (even having the balls to move a new man in and demand emotional labor from their exhusband). Men tend to just move the fuck on.

Mundane Ralph said:
It shows what's actually in his wallet, so it's after dlive's cut. If you look you'll notice a bunch of 0.75 lemon donations. You can't actually donate less than 1 lemon, so my assumption is that these values are all minus dlive's 25%.

I've noticed some strange stuff, like very large donations from accounts that don't appear to have channels associated with them and are prefixed with "dlive". If I have time later I might dig into this.
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Thanks for explaining!
 
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