🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Edilg said:
Didn't PPP say he was demanding people donate nightly or they get banned? I can't bother to watch that garbage to find out myself. He also has to split it with the cancer patient.
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PPP jokes about people giving him money. he's on record to actually banning people who give him superchats if not shaming them and calling them a retarded loser.
 
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gran_autismo said:
But half of his adult life just doesn't exist. No work history, some dubious mentions of girls he dated prior to Nora but nothing solid so I'm going to press X to doubt as they're as credible as Gator's Latinx adventures. Which means Nora was probably not only his first sexual experience but his first love and that's why he's so stuck on her.
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Both rumor and verified caesartweeting that boils down to "any local black girls wanna touch me with their cunts for weed?" confirm that Ethan Ralph is unopposed to patronizing whores in one way or another. Nora was very probably his first non-transactional sexual experience.
 
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New and fucking improved after 200 hours of paint.
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
Nora is gonna leak your fucking nudes and DMs dipshit. Also good to know you weren't technically married. Anyone familiar with Islamic Marriages will know what I mean.

@theralph post the marriage and divorce papers
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I don't see why. I know that when I break up with someone my favorite part of that is having the person constantly bring me up in conversation. I can only imagine that the absolute joy of a drunken ex talking about me is not only amplified by a divorce but that it is live in front of several hundred people!

Certainly wouldn't make me absolutely livid. Not at all.
 
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Edilg said:
I was talking about Andy demanding people donate nightly. PPP was gonna play the clip one night but he never did.
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The few times I watched Andy recently. Yes he does ebeg. It's also funny when he stream fucks up or goes down and loses the Ralph host. He just sits there and whines about it, because he knows that is where he primarily gets his money. Another funny behavior that retard has is that he is constantly moving his co-host's cam out of the way so he can check his viewcount. He does it almost ever 3-5 mins. It's hilarious how insecure he is lol. He claims to his audience he likes having a small audience, but then neurotically checks his viewcount and has a literal panic attack if the stream goes down and he loses his viewers. Also when it goes down and the people don't come back. He stops his stream for the night and cancels the rest of the show lol.
 
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Carolina001 said:
The last time Nora appeared on the Killstream was March 17th. She was there to defend Ralph's honor against Vaush or some such shit. Would she really call in to defend him again after finding out about @adezero and the dms with Faith that started in January?
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A slight variation on the Burnell/Hangen "you keep my name outta your mouth and I'll keep yours outta mine" strategem
 
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instythot said:
A slight variation on the Burnell/Hangen "you keep my name outta your mouth and I'll keep yours outta mine" strategem
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That group's egos are too big to accomplish that. They start thinking that they are invincible after a short period of time then start passive aggressively throwing insults at people (and people know who they are talking about). Thinking the person has moved on or isn't watching. Forgetting that there is an army of people that despise them and will run it right back to the person they are insulting. Then it blows up in their faces. It's quite hilarious how dumb they are.
 
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Lore Master said:
That group's egos are too big to accomplish that. They start thinking that they are invincible after a short period of time then start passive aggressively throwing insults at people (and people know who they are talking about). Thinking the person has moved on or isn't watching. Forgetting that there is an army of people that despise them and will run it right back to the person they are insulting. Then it blows up in their faces. It's quite hilarious how dumb they are.
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For sure. Also, now that Ethan's self control is lower than usual due to his latest bender, all that needs to happen is for chat to keep asking pointed questions about Nora to get an actual TWIN appearance out of her
 
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instythot said:
For sure. Also, now that Ethan's self control is lower than usual due to his latest bender, all that needs to happen is for chat to keep asking pointed questions about Nora to get an actual TWIN appearance out of her
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That would be apocalyptic if that happened. If all of Ralph's exes came at him all at once. I think that would damage him so fucking bad and his mental state would be Brad Pitt from 12 Monkey's bad.

I really hope that happens. Generally I am not one about hoping someone's private life fucks up their ability to make money, but Ralph has been such a shitstain on the internet for too long and fucked with so many people that shouldn't have earned his ire. Like that Lord Akira guy that was a paypig and had plate dox him with private info Ralph gave him from PayPal and Patreon and try to fuck with his IRL alone is enough to say fuck him, but there is countless more egregious incidents since then.
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
Nora is gonna leak your fucking nudes and DMs dipshit. Also good to know you weren't technically married. Anyone familiar with Islamic Marriages will know what I mean.

@theralph post the marriage and divorce papers
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He definitely wasn't officially married. I found 0 marriage or divorce records for Ethan Oliver Ralph in Virginia, nor any other state he's lived in. Also Virginia isn't a common law marriage state so there would have to be some license filed somewhere.
 
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gran_autismo said:
Probably when Warski refuses to give him a cut of that $50 because he "made him" just like he "made Jersh".

The real question for me is how long until he forces Fai Fai to go out and get a job to supplement his income?
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This can't be allowed to happen, no way would an ego that size, allow their brainwashed subordinate to see any opportunities other than their trapped surroundings.

GameDevAnon said:
There's no point. Even if it was the real Nora, I wouldn't believe it.
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I dont need to believe, considering this is the internet, I dont fully believe anything I see online, I just want to laugh.
 
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SimoHayha said:
He definitely wasn't officially married. I found 0 marriage or divorce records for Ethan Oliver Ralph in Virginia, nor any other state he's lived in. Also Virginia isn't a common law marriage state so there would have to be some license filed somewhere.
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So what you are saying is Ethan Ralph, Editor and Chief of the ralphretort.com, faked his marriage and lied yo everyone

nice
 
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