🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[The Jokester]

I don't understand what Faith sees in Ralph.

 

[Love Machine]

TELL 'EM GAYDER!

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It's amazing, gayder could make a job out of being such a high Calibur guntsguard. PAY GAYDER, RALPH!

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

It'd be funny to see someone grill Ralph on his new found "faith". Like what denomination is he apart of or where's his bible and what version of said bible he has. We know this is just another grift though

Ralph found his Faith at the ripe old age of 15, reading creepy pastas on YouTube.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I don't understand what Faith sees in Ralph.

She's a human ditto, my dude. She's never experienced the freedom to go anywhere, spend money, etc that basically any adult can do. Adult freedoms in her mind are tied to being with Ralph, but eventually the novelty will wear off and she'll see she can have that life on her own without pegging some enormous mama's boy every time she needs to leave the house or buy something.

Edit: lol@ gator thinking we want to kill Ralph. No one's going to risk their liberty for that shit and he'll do the job himself by the time the decade's out.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

TELL 'EM GAYDER!

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It's amazing, gayder could make a job out of being such a high Calibur guntsguard. PAY GAYDER, RALPH!

How in the world can they call other people mentally ill if they think people want ralph dead? Wasn't it shown that Ralph was simping for her in the first place?

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

We reached page 1488 on Friday. We are now on page 1588. 100 pages in just 4 days. Congrats Ralph, Gator, Fai Fai and all the others, you guys must be so proud.

 

[Crystal Golem]

So apologies if this has been talked about but I missed this last night. I was wondering what "Zoomer Girl" did at digibro's house while ralph fucked off to play D&D with bibble. At around 4:55 in his lastest storyfire vid he says faith "slept on the couch". What a great guy always making sure his GF who travelled across the country to stay with him and doesn't know anyone in the area is happy and not so bored she has to fall asleep on a couch. No I'm sure faith just took a nap cause she wanted to.

Sidenote: I would not want to fall asleep in digi-bro's house.

 

[Lore Master]

Sorry for all the quotes. lol. I have to have sticky note on my monitor as to the last page I was on in order to keep track of where I left off because this thread is moving faster than a speeding bullet lol.

Who wants to watch Twisted Mind tonight to see how many views the "HUUUGE" show gets? I don't.

A lemon is worth $0.012, isn't it? Anyway, the difference is negligible, especially considering Dlive takes a cut of 25% to small donations.

The ninjagini is the biggest donation he regularly receives and it only translates to twelve bucks before Dlive takes their cut.

Wait, so I get 88 lemons for $1.53, donate those lemons to the gunt, and the gunt cashes them in 1.06?

Yeah, I've watched the fucking lemon counter on his streams before. No way there's a $400 night hanging out in there.

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I'm unsure, if Ralph clears on average $250 a stream then he could be making in the region of $60k a year or there abouts. He doesn't pay his co-hosts, his outgoings are minimal - he lives in a crack-shack with his mother.

Sure, he's got some expensive habits, but they're the kind of habits someone earning his money could pay for with normal outgoings to boot.

I just don't know why someone alleging to earn so much wouldn't want to move out of a building that looks like it should be on the set of My Name is Earl. Maybe it is the addictions, I'm just a little curious.

Yes Dlive is .012 cents. I noticed some people's calculations and they a too generous to Ralph. He is making less than you think. The math should break down as this:

-He makes an average of 16k Lino a night (sometimes less and sometimes more. Which is an average $192.00 a night.
-Then Dlive takes their cut of 25%. Which drops it to #144.00
-Then has to withdraw it from them and transfer to PayPal (because Ralph isn't gonna wait the 3-5 business days for an actual bank) Which takes another 10% to Paypal Which drops to 129.60.

EDIT: Noticed that Dlive has stopped withdrawal to PayPal: https://community.dlive.tv/2019/05/02/important-changes-to-the-payout-process/
Wonder if paypal has a withdrawal fee? I was looking and couldn't find the information, but I found that.

-Finally, if he isn't a scumfuck that bitches about how fucked up the politics are without paying taxes. He would have to pay Federal Taxes which is roughly around 15% and State Taxes to VA which is 4.3%.

This leaves his $192.00 he earned a night to $104.59. That is a pitiful amount to make as a 35 yo man. He doesn't have medical insurance, no 401K and no job security or rights as a worker.

EDIT 2: There is a fee to withdrawal of $15.00. So the new total should be $104.10

 

[Easterling]

I don't understand what Faith sees in Ralph.

The fuck do people see in ralph to throw their hard earned NEET bucks at him? Evidently only children and literal spastics have the lack of mental capacity to full appericate the gunt's bare bones understanding of politics in all his milquetoast glory.

 

[Edilg]

TELL 'EM GAYDER!

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It's amazing, gayder could make a job out of being such a high Calibur guntsguard. PAY GAYDER, RALPH!

What a massive cope. It started from a perceived slight of "not being clipped properly" and two weeks of her getting shit on by Gunt before she ever retaliated.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

This leaves his $192.00 he earned a night to $104.59. That is a pitiful amount to make as a 35 yo man. He doesn't have medical insurance, no 401K and no job security or rights as a worker.

Fuck that's $500 a week on average. You have to make 2.5-3x rent to move anywhere, when his mom dies he is so fucked unless he goes and lives out in the middle of BFE.

 

[Jack Awful]

Nora should go on PPP instead.
Fuck Ralph.

 

[Lore Master]

Fuck that's $500 a week on average. You have to make 2.5-3x rent to move anywhere, when his mom dies he is so fucked unless he goes and lives out in the middle of BFE.

I did the calculation on Andy just now. Andy makes about $50 more than Ralph a night. Wonder when Ralph is gonna get tired of that?

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I did the calculation on Andy just now. Andy makes about $50 more than Ralph a night. Wonder when Ralph is gonna get tired of that?

Probably when Warski refuses to give him a cut of that $50 because he "made him" just like he "made Jersh".

The real question for me is how long until he forces Fai Fai to go out and get a job to supplement his income?

 

[2021Murder]

It shows what's actually in his wallet, so it's after dlive's cut. If you look you'll notice a bunch of 0.75 lemon donations. You can't actually donate less than 1 lemon, so my assumption is that these values are all minus dlive's 25%.

I've noticed some strange stuff, like very large donations from accounts that don't appear to have channels associated with them and are prefixed with "dlive". If I have time later I might dig into this.

Yeah i talked about it since pretty much my first post. Its been going on since he moved there, ive also noticed regardless of content or viewership the final tally on every episode of the killstream the last year earns about 10k lemons, thats absurd consistency considering the swing in viewership since the move there

Also if you add up the earnings from the anons its the majority of his earnings. Also the donations dont track with viewership whatsoever. The donations flood in during the last half of streams when half his audience already left. Some episodes 99% of donations are from 10-20 accounts

Beyond that the reason dlive cares about ralph is that hes pretty much the top dog there. Hes in the top 40 for lemons iirc.

Some part of the gunt guard is donating to increase the numbers. Thats the only reason they would donate anonymously and sometimes even hours before the show starts in huge quantities

 

[Crystal Golem]

NORA HALP!

What a disaster!

 

[GameDevAnon]

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Nora should go on PPP instead.

There's no point. Even if it was the real Nora, I wouldn't believe it.

 

[High Tea]

I did the calculation on Andy just now. Andy makes about $50 more than Ralph a night. Wonder when Ralph is gonna get tired of that?

How on earth does Andy make more money? It's just forced laughter, 10 year old jokes and imitating more famous comedians. Do people really pay for a damaged person to poorly imitate comedians?

 

[Lore Master]

Probably when Warski refuses to give him a cut of that $50 because he "made him" just like he "made Jersh".

The real question for me is how long until he forces Fai Fai to go out and get a job to supplement his income?

I'm with you though. That is like $500 a week average. I was straight out of highschool making $17 an hour. Then after college (4 years later) making $25 an hour. Plus I had medical insurance, a 401K, didn't have to worry about weirdos on the internet fucking up my job and didn't have to wake up everyday hoping that I was gonna get paid for work.

Ralph at 35 makes roughly $24K a year. At 22 I was making $48K a year with my own place with a mortgage, my own car and motorcycle, pool and the ability to take 2 months paid off a year. Holy shit the state of Ralph. I would literally kill myself if my life was that sad.

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How on earth does Andy make more money? It's just forced laughter, 10 year old jokes and imitating more famous comedians. Do people really pay for a damaged person to poorly imitate comedians?

He only makes a little more. Andy for some reason gets more pity from audiences because people look at him like a mongoloid child sticking his hand into people's carts at the grocery store with his boogery fingers and say... It's okay. He's retarded. We can't be mean to him.

 

[Edilg]

How on earth does Andy make more money? It's just forced laughter, 10 year old jokes and imitating more famous comedians. Do people really pay for a damaged person to poorly imitate comedians?

Didn't PPP say Andy was demanding people donate nightly or they get banned? I can't bother to watch that garbage to find out myself. He also has to split it with the cancer patient.