🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Squire of Gothos]

My daughter drew this:

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Not my daughter, just some anon

Also forgive my recent inactivity, I've been working on an important research study on the behavior of the gunt and keep getting sidetracked by happenings and new info. There was a recently discovered cache of information that I was tipped off about that has put the research on hold, expect an effort post in the next few days followed by my research study some time after.

 

[northstar747]

Ralph at 35 makes roughly $24K a year. At 22 I was making $48K a year with my own place with a mortgage, my own car and motorcycle, pool and the ability to take 2 months paid off a year. Holy shit the state of Ralph. I would literally kill myself if my life was that sad.

Not trying to Doxx but what industry/education do you work in/have?

@adezero Thank you for coming and clearing up somethings.

I remember when ralph and Andy went to Miami and he met one of his fans who was some asian dude and then ralph just wanted to pass out drunk and they threw ice at him. That was some killer Kay fabe.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

He definitely wasn't officially married. I found 0 marriage or divorce records for Ethan Oliver Ralph in Virginia, nor any other state he's lived in. Also Virginia isn't a common law marriage state so there would have to be some license filed somewhere.

Not to mention the fact that it's not easy or cheap to get a divorce. I could see her maybe getting one in the UK on the grounds of him never being able to come to the UK due to his violent/drug felon past, but even that would have left a record somewhere. Not all states announce marriage licenses in the paper but a divorce is a matter of public record and there are no public records.

Ralph needs to fuck off and leave Nora alone already, if he's not careful she's going to get tired of the charade and spill the beans. Can't wait until he says he can't get a marriage certificate or divorce decree due to COVID (you can order it online you fat fuck).

 

[Ningen]

My daughter drew this:

That isn't good either tbqh.

Also forgive my recent inactivity, I've been working on an important research study on the behavior of the gunt and keep getting sidetracked by happenings and new info. There was a recently discovered cache of information that I was tipped off about that has put the research on hold, expect an effort post in the next few days followed by my research study some time after.

Can't wait to read your next effortpost my man, but take it easy, there are more important things in life.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

I know we're shitting on Ralph, but until now, I admittedly admired the show's resiliency.

Ralph's been kicked off plenty of sites and managed to bring a good portion of his audience. The only possible adjacent stream that might've had a chance with that is Kumite. The other copy-cat streams only really gain traction when there's beef, and only lasts until that beef is gone.

Now, he's choosing the Chinese lemon site, right around the time Trump's deciding to ban Chinese apps, to stand his ground. He said years ago to Mundane Matt that he'd never try appealing to mainstream because he knows his name's got too much mud associated with it, and he's gone back on it.

I can accept Ralph changing his outlook, but he's lazy with it and trying too hard to copy-paste Dick without a unique spin. Nobody cares about Killstream Karaoke (and who tf is gonna pay $20 for a poster of e-celeb names).

There's two ways he can get a modicum of success. He can grift for the Right, and be one of those "alternative" shows. He'll never have stability, constantly in fear he'll get the James Allsup treatment, and his show will become more mundane. Guests will talk about "muh SJWs", and callers will give takes as "spicy" as milk.

He can also do a full reprisal of his current audience and beg on his hands and knees to get back on YouTube, claiming he's "seen the light". He might be allowed back on as a dumpster-tier Vaush. If he's lucky, he'll be their token "alt-right", forced to play the role of a bumbling retard while the "real" Lefties dunk on him. Any argument he ever has with a fellow Lefty will swiftly be ended with "you platformed Nazis". He'll be gutted, and probably eventually banned again anyway.

PPP's winning. He's giving Ralph's old audience what they want. He can get tossed off every site and bring most of his audience with him. Even if PPP gets bored and leaves, it's only a further spiral downward for Ralph. He'll hopefully provide us with nectarontent for years to come.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

This can't be allowed to happen, no way would an ego that size, allow their brainwashed subordinate to see any opportunities other than their trapped surroundings.

One of the first jobs I ever worked was in fast food and one of my coworkers was a really chill dude trapped in a violently abusive relationship. We would smoke and drink behind the shop together at the end of our shift until his girlfriend's mom would come pick him up and out he'd go. He had to give every dollar he earned to her mom and his GF would just hurl abuse at him from the car when she occasionally came with her mom to get him.

Sometimes GF would call during a rush and he'd have to go in the back and try to calm her ass down enough so he could get off the phone but not be abused later after he got home from his shift. We'd all cover for him, we felt bad that he was trapped in that situation but he was always saying it wasn't that bad and it could be worse.

Trust me, you can get out of the house without getting out of the house. Abusive fucks do that shit all the time.

 

[JewBacca]

I don't see why. I know that when I break up with someone my favorite part of that is having the person constantly bring me up in conversation. I can only imagine that the absolute joy of a drunken ex talking about me is not only amplified by a divorce but that it is live in front of several hundred people!

Certainly wouldn't make me absolutely livid. Not at all.

I understand your point, I like it when friends mention an ex was talking about me. On the other hand, if my ex was telling you fuckers anything, I would be mildly upset to say the least.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

My daughter drew this:
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Spoiler

Not my daughter, just some anon

Also forgive my recent inactivity, I've been working on an important research study on the behavior of the gunt and keep getting sidetracked by happenings and new info. There was a recently discovered cache of information that I was tipped off about that has put the research on hold, expect an effort post in the next few days followed by my research study some time after.

Those trash burgers look far too delicious for the Gunt to leave them in there.

 

[Lore Master]

Not trying to Doxx but what industry/education do you work in/have?

I work in the tech industry with an MBA now with a Fortune 500 company. Running multiple call centers.

Back when I was right out of high school I was working sales and averaged around $17 an hour. Made an hourly plus bonus. After college worked for a retail store as a store manager and the moment (within that year that I graduated with my bachelor's degree in business admin) that regional manager left. I applied and got that easily. Since then would hop around with similar jobs and finally landed what I have now and live extremely comfortable.

At 30 I make as much money in 2 month than Ralph makes all year.

EDIT:
Wasn't trying to brag before, but merely pointing out that a kid from a poor family made something of himself and was much more humble than that fat fuck bragging about "being knee deep in pussy and money".

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I work in the tech industry with an MBA now with a Fortune 500 company. Running multiple call centers.

Back when I was right out of high school I was working sales and averaged around $17 an hour. Made an hourly plus bonus. After college worked for a retail store as a store manager and the moment (within that year that I graduated with my bachelor's degree in business admin) that regional manager left. I applied and got that easily. Since then would hop around with similar jobs and finally landed what I have now and live extremely comfortable.

At 30 I make as much money in 2 month than Ralph makes all year.

Pffffffft yeah, but you don't have a hawt 18 year old gf.

Obviously jealous.

 

[JustStopDude]

I hear that Ralph is accused of grooming an underage girl for sex. I feel I must defend him.

I do not understand how anyone could accuse Ralph, in his current state of obesity, with having sex with anyone.

I firmly believe that if Ralph attempted to masturbate, it would kill him. We are talking about a man who cannot clean himself after a shit. He cannot use a urinal or he will piss on his folds. If he was chasing you with his sword, you would need only walk up a flight of stairs and Ralph could never reach you.

I believe that within one year, Ralph will either have a stroke or blow out a knee trying to exit a car, which will require him to use a mobility scooter.

I don't understand how his friends and even the people that just suck up to him to make money off of him, aren't concerned enough to try and get him to moderate his behavior. At this rate, he is not teaching forty.

 

[JewBacca]

One of the first jobs I ever worked was in fast food and one of my coworkers was a really chill dude trapped in a violently abusive relationship. We would smoke and drink behind the shop together at the end of our shift until his girlfriend's mom would come pick him up and out he'd go. He had to give every dollar he earned to her mom and his GF would just hurl abuse at him from the car when she occasionally came with her mom to get him.

Sometimes GF would call during a rush and he'd have to go in the back and try to calm her ass down enough so he could get off the phone but not be abused later after he got home from his shift. We'd all cover for him, we felt bad that he was trapped in that situation but he was always saying it wasn't that bad and it could be worse.

Trust me, you can get out of the house without getting out of the house. Abusive fucks do that shit all the time.

You might be right, personally I have never experienced abuse or know anyone who has. I would think Ralph would limit any contact she might have with the opposite sex. Keeping in mind her "hotness" which is 5/10 tops, she would have a decent chance of being offered something better, which if we're being honest, a sleeping bag in a cardboard box under an overpass would be an upgrade.

 

[Lore Master]

Pffffffft yeah, but you don't have a hawt 18 year old gf.

Obviously jealous.

God dammit! How did you know?

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

God dammit! How did you know?

I'm sure you'd give it all away right now to wake up tomorrow lying next to a girl wrapped in bloody sheets with blood all over the bathroom sink from one of her self harm episodes brought on by seeing that gunt wobble one too many times. Yup, Ralph is living the life.

 

[Null]

Faith is literally ashamed to have her face on camera and yet Ralph insists, verbally demands that she appear on camera. Why? To spite me specifically? How fucking pathetic lmao

through the power of cyberbullying alone I have forced a man 8 years my senior into tormenting his girlfriend 8 years younger than me

 

[Bryan Dunn]

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Faith is literally ashamed to have her face on camera and yet Ralph insists, verbally demands that she appear on camera. Why? To spite me specifically? How fucking pathetic lmao

through the power of cyberbullying alone I have forced a man 8 years my senior into tormenting his girlfriend 8 years younger than me

Bro he literally went to eat at a dock seafood restaurant only to show the haters he lives like a King. Everything he did in that entire video was only to satisfy himself. "Zoomergirl" is just a tool to him to get back at the haters.

Also, I am convinced he was drunk as fuck and struggling to breathe that entire Storyfire video.

 

[Fslur]

He definitely wasn't officially married. I found 0 marriage or divorce records for Ethan Oliver Ralph in Virginia, nor any other state he's lived in. Also Virginia isn't a common law marriage state so there would have to be some license filed somewhere.

In California you can have a “private” marriage. I think there’s more states that have it, like NY.

Only the groom/bride are allowed to request the record and what’s online to research doesn’t necessarily reflect full records. Ralph said they got married with the Justice of Peace but left out where.

 

[Lore Master]

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Faith is literally ashamed to have her face on camera and yet Ralph insists, verbally demands that she appear on camera. Why? To spite me specifically? How fucking pathetic lmao

through the power of cyberbullying alone I have forced a man 8 years my senior into tormenting his girlfriend 8 years younger than me

Look at how greasy her hair is lol. So Ralph landed a chick with awful hygiene. Her teeth look like there is a layer of tartar on them and now greasy hair. Yikes. Maybe he is saying to her. If we go out somewhere. You have to look as awful as possible so no other man hits on you.

Really winning on the internet @theralph

This is what happens I guess when your donos can't afford that $500 a night hooker.

 

[High Tea]

He definitely wasn't officially married. I found 0 marriage or divorce records for Ethan Oliver Ralph in Virginia, nor any other state he's lived in. Also Virginia isn't a common law marriage state so there would have to be some license filed somewhere.

The ring was the clue to me. No diamond. When people would bring it up, they would say they just wanted an antique ring so it would be cooler. Sorry, but it looked like a class ring more than a striking antique. And the ring would disappear for periods of time. When people would ask, they would say it's getting repaired. Plus Nora's family was rarely mentioned. It just always seemed to me like they were friends with benefits. I mean, if you remember the Killstreams where Nora was there they would be at a motel and Nora would be trying to sleep while the show was going on. It was always just a very odd setup.

 

[Crystal Golem]

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Faith is literally ashamed to have her face on camera and yet Ralph insists, verbally demands that she appear on camera. Why? To spite me specifically? How fucking pathetic lmao

through the power of cyberbullying alone I have forced a man 8 years my senior into tormenting his girlfriend 8 years younger than me

This is what really gets me its never "We'd love to see your beautiful smile Faith" or anything like that it's "SMILE DAMMIT FAITH THE PAYPIGGIES DEMAND IT!"

It's not like gunt doesn't know how to schmooze or get on people's good side he just cares about faith that little. Maybe this was just camouflage but I do remember ralph giving compliments and generally saying some very nice things to Nora but again I think there's a vast difference in the respect he has for the two.