🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[High Tea]

Anybody find it suspicious that keem is joining storyfire too or am i reaching?

Keem loves money as well. He's just better at making it than Ralph.

I've heard he's an investor in the site. Not sure if that's true or not though.

 

[Garth]

Faith looks like your average 18 year old girl and she could easily improve her looks, she needs to sort her hair, her glasses and clear up that acne,

With ralph being 34(35?) he thinks she is very pretty and hot and is trying to show her off, its kind of cute in a way that he obviously finds her good looking enough to show off,

If they are happy together, and they seem to be having a good time together then its nice that they are a happy couple.

I could see them going through this thread laughing at stuff and it probably only makes their relationship stronger, like a us verses them type situation. and since they know what is true and what isn't true the stuff that might be a bit exaggerated they can laugh even more at the thread.

Some posts here are feel like a struggle post, I've seen some where the poster wonders why anyone likes ralph, and I've seen posts and chats asking how ralph could get a young girl as a girlfriend.

Those posts are only going to make them like each other more.

But after reading a lot of this thread i still cant see much reason for there to be so many posts, and i cant see why there is so much interest.

It almost feels like its being forced, and lots of stuff that he has done gets twisted, like there's a drop of something real that happened and then that gets turned into something crazy.

Is this the 'good cop' version of guntguarding?

 

[Crystal Golem]

That aside, alogging her is not very based imo.

I haven't been able to make fun of faith since I saw @Psicopax 's video. That shit broke me man she's just a baby and I don't mean that in the rude, condescending way either.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Eh. Shes naive and clearly in over her head. The focus is Ralph and its pretty obvious that he doesn't actually care for this girl.

That aside, alogging her is not very based imo. Ralph is about 1 Stones throw away from pillstream 5 at this point.

What would be interesting though is getting any documents on ralphs supposed divorce court proceedings or his tax filings.

What do you mean he doesn't care about her, Bryan? Didn't you see the fatherly joy he showed when she made that poster for him? And now he's taking this 10/10 18 year old prime bird to galleries and road trips.
But mate yeah, it's such a shit tier move on Ralph's end to mess up her life in such a manner.

I like the point you made previously about the islamic wedding, and I hope some more information about Ralph and Nora shows up aswell.

 

[JewBacca]

More like he didn't move there because her dad or brothers would skin him alive.

Not sure thats how sand nignogs use their knives on the infidels

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

A mid 30 year old dating a 18 year old is weird tbh. Ralph is sitting on a metoo accusation or another arrest. She's a blm supporting feminist with daddy issues, Ralph you are just begging for another stint in jail.

 

[Fslur]

I wonder how many people actually know of Josh because of the guntfather. I personally first heard of him when he was a guest on the killstream, and judging by his latest lifestream where he asked i'm not the only one.

I do remember Ralph giving a lot of lovingly introductions to Josh on the Killstream but it was a Vee livestream with Jim that I started to pay attention. Also Josh’s stream.me streams were more entertaining than the Killstream imo especially with how much Zoom was around the Killstream at that time.

Ralph would like to take credit for Josh’s streaming success however their audiences aren’t as big of a crossover as Gunty would like to take credit for.

 

[Step Away From The Melon]

Faith looks like your average 18 year old girl and she could easily improve her looks, she needs to sort her hair, her glasses and clear up that acne,

With ralph being 34(35?) he thinks she is very pretty and hot and is trying to show her off, its kind of cute in a way that he obviously finds her good looking enough to show off,

If they are happy together, and they seem to be having a good time together then its nice that they are a happy couple.

I could see them going through this thread laughing at stuff and it probably only makes their relationship stronger, like a us verses them type situation. and since they know what is true and what isn't true the stuff that might be a bit exaggerated they can laugh even more at the thread.

Some posts here are feel like a struggle post, I've seen some where the poster wonders why anyone likes ralph, and I've seen posts and chats asking how ralph could get a young girl as a girlfriend.

Those posts are only going to make them like each other more.

But after reading a lot of this thread i still cant see much reason for there to be so many posts, and i cant see why there is so much interest.

It almost feels like its being forced, and lots of stuff that he has done gets twisted, like there's a drop of something real that happened and then that gets turned into something crazy.

Lady's and guntelmen anyone care to hazard a guess as to which loyal guntguard we have here, my money is hedging on Janny Shanny though it seems too well written for an actual retard.

 

[hawkisnight]

Not sure thats how sand nignogs use their knives on the infidels

I guess even touching the pork with a knife would be haram.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

A mid 30 year old dating a 18 year old is weird tbh. Ralph is sitting on a metoo accusation or another arrest. She's a blm supporting feminist with daddy issues, Ralph you are just begging for another stint in jail.

Money is still on her getting caught drinking on camera and an a-log calling the cops.

 

[Null]

fuck maybe I should join storyfire. Would you guys watch my video of me drunkenly wandering around a Serbian museum pointing at paintings of Nikola Tesla and going "wow this is cool this is really cool wow lotta cool stuff in here glad it got suggested to me"

 

[Mr. Manchester]

fuck maybe I should join storyfire. Would you guys watch my video of me drunkenly wandering around a Serbian museum pointing at paintings of Nikola Tesla and going "wow this is cool this is really cool wow lotta cool stuff in here glad it got suggested to me"

Only if you're out of breath for the entire video

 

[hawkisnight]

fuck maybe I should join storyfire. Would you guys watch my video of me drunkenly wandering around a Serbian museum pointing at paintings of Nikola Tesla and going "wow this is cool this is really cool wow lotta cool stuff in here glad it got suggested to me"

Yes and even I would even give you that 1 penny you so desire.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

fuck maybe I should join storyfire. Would you guys watch my video of me drunkenly wandering around a Serbian museum pointing at paintings of Nikola Tesla and going "wow this is cool this is really cool wow lotta cool stuff in here glad it got suggested to me"

Cooking/ Eating with nool

 

[Edilg]

fuck maybe I should join storyfire. Would you guys watch my video of me drunkenly wandering around a Serbian museum pointing at paintings of Nikola Tesla and going "wow this is cool this is really cool wow lotta cool stuff in here glad it got suggested to me"

Don't forget to go to a 3 star restaurant and brag about how good your life is.

 

[LordOdin]

fuck maybe I should join storyfire. Would you guys watch my video of me drunkenly wandering around a Serbian museum pointing at paintings of Nikola Tesla and going "wow this is cool this is really cool wow lotta cool stuff in here glad it got suggested to me"

 

[Never Scored]

fuck maybe I should join storyfire. Would you guys watch my video of me drunkenly wandering around a Serbian museum pointing at paintings of Nikola Tesla and going "wow this is cool this is really cool wow lotta cool stuff in here glad it got suggested to me"

Do storyfires of you watching Ralph's storyfires and try make more than him.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Eh. Shes naive and clearly in over her head. The focus is Ralph and its pretty obvious that he doesn't actually care for this girl.

That aside, alogging her is not very based imo. Ralph is about 1 Stones throw away from pillstream 5 at this point.

What would be interesting though is getting any documents on ralphs supposed divorce court proceedings or his tax filings.

You can tell who was a serious participant in the stream chat by how angry they are at the chick compared with Ralph. Ree! Femoids! Don't get me wrong, she's an asshole and has her own problems but Ralph was a mess before Faith showed up and he's going to be a mess long after she's gone.

Zoom did a stream way back where he called the county clerk in Ralph's county to see if there was a marriage license and apparently there was, Zoom sounded pretty disappointed but we all know he loves a work so we may never know. Marriage licenses are apparently closed records so I don't know if the county clerk would have released a closed record to some asshole on the phone without proof, but humans are always the weakest point in any system so it wouldn't surprise me.

I was curious so I just called a county clerk in Virginia and they told me that divorce records are also closed records for 25 years just like marriage licenses, and you can't get access to them unless you're an eligible party (the couple or their representatives) and can prove it. Truth is we may never know if they were married or if they divorced until the 2040s.

 

[GameDevAnon]

 

[Never knows best]

TELL 'EM GAYDER!

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It's amazing, gayder could make a job out of being such a high Calibur guntsguard. PAY GAYDER, RALPH!

Pulling a real Chris Ray Gun there huh Gaytor?