Orbiter Gunt Guard General - Cohortes praetoriae | General sperg thread

JewBacca said:
The broken dick angle of attack, I can kind of understand, when dealing with Null. I don't get how it is supposed to transcend onto all users of KF. Why would I give two fucks if Nulls dick works or not, and to what extent it does function? Its not like he has to use his dick to type, or at least I hope he doesn't.
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The GuntGuard is projecting. They are eusocial vermin, like naked mole rats. In a eusocial, hive-minded species only the leader is allowed to reproduce and all the other drones are not. If the leader's ability to breed is compromised the hive is in danger and a new leader must be selected. Ralph has demonstrated that he is able to drag his bloated body out of the hive and attract a mate, thus his dominant position has been made secure.

Even though we're all individuals they see us as being the same as them. In which case insulting the leader's fertility is a potent attack.

It's like the Formics in Ender's Game thought humans were hive-minded creatures like themselves which led to a serious of amusing misunderstandings and them being genocided.
 
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Oh lord a gunt guard thread! ethan is going to be so ass pained. calling it now, ethan will compare this to the dispatch and robi paypig targeting campaign and will point to this as the ultimate sign of alogs controlling kiwi to fuck with ralph and his associates
 
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Hello Shitty said:
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Ralph should interview Vordrak.
Seems you missed the stream about this let me spoonfeed you some super secret lore https://youtu.be/gmBjdp7KNck

Also you forgot to link the old cow threads.
Ralph is a rational skeptic who other skeptics call a Nazi for more content. Again this is the husk of a human 🌽 who still dines out on tales of gamergrifter & punching a cop. Now he's dating a teenager.
He better pray to Lord Jim James Jimothy
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To be fair the show was good when Ralph was passed out and Corrine was prattling on.
Bloodsports, not even once lol.

The Ibs apocalypse

A basic gestalt on 'rise and fall of Internet bloodsports' and character's Diogenes and Jeffstiny Joachim Tonka Andy Warski Vamp Candy 'anime mafia' all running gay ops. Ibs cyclical thread rinse and repeat.
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The Rise and Fall of Internet Bloodsports

Sources: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xLLK665U0o&t=62s -- The Jeffstiny video (recommended watch) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU5EHUedNj0&t=61s -- To...
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Healstream was great Sam Hyde appeared shot the place up and left.
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Sam Hyde Joins The #HealStream

Sam Hyde Joins The #HealStream and surprises Ralph retort, Mister Metokur and the rest of the guys. #killstream #healstream
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Jim on The Charity Stream - Dick Masterson, Nick Fuentes, Rekieta, Dame Pesos, Kiwi Owner, Sam Hyde

The Metokurist Collective of Jimdividualists. https://www.patreon.com/theralphretort - Support Ralph !! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEyr-JVWpSj7khjmju_M...
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Dick invites Sam Hyde on.
"Mr Hyde you're on the killstream." Ralph
"What?" Sam Hyde.
 
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Jim wants very badly to leave behind Ethan while very rarely defending him. Jim laughed while saying Dick's and Ralph's shenanigans weren't funny. His only response to for not laughing at Ralph doing all the things he screamed in anger at other people for doing was "yeah but now i dont care, leave me alone". Its funny for an Irish huckster to be reminded he made the current grooming gunt ridden pos we know and love today and its funny even though its almost certain it will only amuse a small amount of people while he rides into a lukewarm retirement while hoping more people dont send his ever changing addresses to blm for fun.

also sorry to @PonPonPataPon who i couldnt respond to before moving to a more appropriate thread. Hopefully this clears it up for people whove just ignored jim when he went silent on all this, the way i see it bringing him up is the same as zidan, highlighting ethan's degraded social circle.
 
PhoBingas said:
Cope a little harder for me. That's why the gunt blocked me the second I mention Soph on any of his content. He knows he was so pilled and drunk he streamed a jerk off session that weirded out his paypigs so bad they thought he got hacked and were trying to get wellness checks done on Ethan. Does the gunt make you wear a dress when you come on here and jerk him off, Shannon?
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they thought he got hacked and were trying to get wellness checks done on Ethan
PhoBingas said:
Cope a little harder for me. That's why the gunt blocked me the second I mention Soph on any of his content. He knows he was so pilled and drunk he streamed a jerk off session that weirded out his paypigs so bad they thought he got hacked and were trying to get wellness checks done on Ethan. Does the gunt make you wear a dress when you come on here and jerk him off, Shannon?
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[/they thought he got hacked and were trying to get wellness checks done on Ethan]''
I'm pretty sure it was a bunch of Iranian hackers
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fuzakeru na said:
I'm an old 4channer who came here to shit on Jonathon Yaniv and also Josh. Ethan Ralph is a fat sack of redneck shit who needs a bullet, but at least I can be honest about what did or did not happen unlike most of you retarded cunts commenting saying I'm wrong. (i'm not wrong) he passed out on xanax and booze and had a freeze frame of Soph on his screen. Try watching the stream to find out what he was doing you fucking moron. I have no reason to support some fat fuck red neck but also I have no reason to make shit up either.
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Iranian hackers did it, right?!
 
So all you can say is sock account?

Just makes me think this is all forced even more.

If they are happy together, two people who have had issues, then its quite nice that he is just trying to show her off, he is obviously proud of her and glad to have her, they joke together, she is shy and doesn't think she is worth the attention from how she acts in the story fire videos, it is like he is trying to build her confidence up. like telling her she is hot for example is trying to make her happy and boost confidence.

He seems like hes just trying to be a nice boyfriend.
 
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excelinvestigated said:
So all you can say is sock account?

Just makes me think this is all forced even more.

If they are happy together, two people who have had issues, then its quite nice that he is just trying to show her off, he is obviously proud of her and glad to have her, they joke together, she is shy and doesn't think she is worth the attention from how she acts in the story fire videos, it is like he is trying to build her confidence up. like telling her she is hot for example is trying to make her happy and boost confidence.

He seems like hes just trying to be a nice boyfriend.
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Shut up, Faith, the adults are talking
 
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excelinvestigated said:
So all you can say is sock account?

Just makes me think this is all forced even more.

If they are happy together, two people who have had issues, then its quite nice that he is just trying to show her off, he is obviously proud of her and glad to have her, they joke together, she is shy and doesn't think she is worth the attention from how she acts in the story fire videos, it is like he is trying to build her confidence up. like telling her she is hot for example is trying to make her happy and boost confidence.

He seems like hes just trying to be a nice boyfriend.
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Ethan Ralph to his teenage girlfriend said:
SMILE MOTHERFUCKER
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excelinvestigated said:
So all you can say is sock account?

Just makes me think this is all forced even more.

If they are happy together, two people who have had issues, then its quite nice that he is just trying to show her off, he is obviously proud of her and glad to have her, they joke together, she is shy and doesn't think she is worth the attention from how she acts in the story fire videos, it is like he is trying to build her confidence up. like telling her she is hot for example is trying to make her happy and boost confidence.

He seems like hes just trying to be a nice boyfriend.
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POV: You're Gator sweeping up the mess I'm making as I run through the aisles.
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excelinvestigated said:
So all you can say is sock account?

Just makes me think this is all forced even more.

If they are happy together, two people who have had issues, then its quite nice that he is just trying to show her off, he is obviously proud of her and glad to have her, they joke together, she is shy and doesn't think she is worth the attention from how she acts in the story fire videos, it is like he is trying to build her confidence up. like telling her she is hot for example is trying to make her happy and boost confidence.

He seems like hes just trying to be a nice boyfriend.
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go home faith
 
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