TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

In other news, Spoony is down from one hundred Patreons. It is surprising that he still has money somehow to mantain his autistic nerdy livestyle.

Screenshot_2020-08-03-19-12-10-1.png
 
LOL. And he probably ignored April for the majority of the time she was there.

The funniest part is that a while back he tweeted it'd "been like this for two years" meaning nothing changed besides losing his maidservant.

He also whined about having "nobody to take care of him" because he had a toothache. I don't think the nature of their relationship's final years could be any clearer than that.
 
Here's a fascinating little clip from an old movie review that provides maybe the greatest insight into his personality I've yet seen. It explains who Noah is/was/always will be in 55 seconds better than either of Metokur or Knudsen's documentaries.
Archive:
 
Holy shit I'd completely forgotten about that, and I remember watching the vlog when it came out. It's even more hilarious because you can see him realizing he's oversharing and how creepy it sounds and he keeps digging himself deeper and deeper.

It certainly explains why he can't function by himself that's for sure.
 
It's probably for the best that Noah isn't hip with the zoomers or he'd find a way to blog about being vaguely "disabled" and double his patreon overnight.
 
"I was taking my own baths... I think"
Yeah, he can never change. Not to play armchair psychologist here, but it sounds like he's the product of some sort of overprotective household. Remember, he lived with his parents into his late 20s or early 30s.
 
Spoonster may be the product of a helicopter mommy, but he's still a loser because he decided to be a fucking loser. IDK much about his other siblings, but Miles at least seems to be a functioning adult, and he was presumably raised under the same conditions. Unless they're on some hardcore schizophrenia shit, people have agency for themselves at the end of the day.
 
Spoonster may be the product of a helicopter mommy, but he's still a loser because he decided to be a fucking loser. IDK much about his other siblings, but Miles at least seems to be a functioning adult, and he was presumably raised under the same conditions. Unless they're on some hardcore schizophrenia shit, people have agency for themselves at the end of the day.
It could be as simple as Spoony having a different personality type than his brother. The same kind of nurture can effect people with different natures in vastly different ways. But yeah, he's still a guy who basically had a golden opportunity handed to him on a silver platter and ruined it all by sheer laziness.
 
View attachment 1494935

Nothing I could've done dood. Bugged life mechanics.

DSP in comparison with Spoony looks like hard-working Sisyphus because he relentlessly uploads his videos even though they are mocked by detractors the very same day. Spoony is way too lazy to even get up from the bed and show at the hearing.

The bums always lose! ~Spoony, circa 2010s

We fucking all make mistakes during youth. He's not exception. Some manage to make fewer mistakes and some just make a huge turd of problems but being adult requires to learn managing with collecting daily shit and moving on. But he still acts like 16 year old Spooner with mother in his bath tub. For him there is still some miraculous force called "parents" who can gather his shit so he can focus on his daydreaming.

He is a fucking waste of time.
 
I don't know why Spoony is so ashamed of himself. He put himself out there and became a successful comedian. The only shame is the way he is acting now. He could easily go back to being a popular entertainer.

I do have a mental image of him hyping up his big comeback of doing a review of Joker, he dresses up like Joker, does a livestream does the "You get what you fucking deserve!" Speech and blows his brains out for his audience.
 
I do have a mental image of him hyping up his big comeback of doing a review of Joker, he dresses up like Joker, does a livestream does the "You get what you fucking deserve!" Speech and blows his brains out for his audience.

Spoony pulling a Brandon Vedas, cept with a gun instead of drugs. I can dig it.
 
Back