Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Yeah right. :cryblood:
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The only flapper Chinny has ever encountered is her lower stomach when she waddles.
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What is the rod in the plastic bag? It looks like a cheap wand you'd see in a child's magic set. I doubt she'll put in more effort than the cheap Amazon accessories, though her trying to fit into some sort of flapper dress would be worth the watch.

I'm trying to think of what kinds of foods she'll pick as "1920s foods". More potatoes, probably. Icebox cake?
 
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More than the food, I'm dying to see how she interprets the flapper style of dressing. Dresses had a tubular look & were worn a bit loose. Dropped waists, flatter chests were in & women started abandoning the corset. I'm not sure Chantal can imitate the boyish look that created.

As for the food, she'll have no trouble putting together a meal that contains her typical salt laden, fat ridden foods.
 
There isn't a :optimistic: big enough for this.
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Lol I want to see peetz in a fedora... I can see him be made to dress up for it by cuntal but he absolutely fucks it up...

More than the food, I'm dying to see how she interprets the flapper style of dressing.
Itll be raunchy and/or wildly inaccurate...

Her rambling about the era will be incoherent and incorrect. I'm sure she will make them out to be more scandalous than they actually were.

What is the rod in the plastic bag? It looks like a cheap wand you'd see in a child's magic set.

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A fancy cigarette holder?

Wow, a flapper. As said, when having boyish bodies was the style, she’ll look such a fool. Well, more than usual.
You read my mind. To look good in those dresses, you couldn't have an ounce of fat on you.
The women on Downton Abbey really knew how to pull it off
Chantal.....not so much.
 
I find rationing during ww2 fascinating. If she did her homework, she could really make any interesting video on that subject...not just food, but speak about other shortages and how it affected people's lives.
you want emmymadeinjapan's hard times videos. Chantal couldn't make an interesting video if her sad little life depended in it.
 
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The women who dressed in flapper styles, wore makeup, cut their hair & hung around in speak easies were the exception not the rule. For most people, "painting your face", exposing that much skin & cutting short your God given hair painted you as non-virtuous. The flapper got away with it, primarily because she was in the higher socio-economic classes.
 
I'm trying to think of what kinds of foods she'll pick as "1920s foods". More potatoes, probably. Icebox cake?

Something noodle based as it'll be easy to make let's goto google and sear....DEAR SWEET JESUS I FOUND CHINNYS OUTFIT:


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If our Chinzilla dressed up like the above (she's got the cig holder) the rest isn't far behind and then we got the menu:


  • Deviled eggs
  • Shrimp cocktail
  • Oysters Rockefeller
  • Cheese platters
  • Olive platters
  • Mixed nuts
Ok all of that is what Chin and Tonic is going to put ONTOP of a meal, not enough. Next search:

Pastries? Out Baked goods? Besides her and Peety Whizzleteats? So out. Deserts? Does it come in a box? This bitch doesn't bake come on now.

Options are food that can be thrown in a slow cooker or a pot with barely any recipe and so simple a mongoloid could do it.

Slow-Cooked Chicken a la King - Rice, chicken, peas, and bacon. Easy
Derby Hot Browns - Turkey and Cheese on toast. Simple
Hearty Manhattan Clam Chowder - Tomato soup+veggies+clam of can. Even she can't fuck that up
Authentic German Potato Salad - Difficulty: Requires prep work. Chance of happening, low


All in all the chance of her making something out of the 1920s will revolve around her utterly abysmal cooking skills and if she can find it in a can or a box.
 
Whatever it says about food in the 1920s on Wikipedia, or whatever comes up first on a search is what we are going to get.

She’ll look moronic in a flapper dress, if she can even find a costume dress in her size.
 
Ole Clotso is in rare form this week.

Figures that she would take the least-viewed eating episode of the year and deem it worthy of a sequel. And shrewd she is; I know a lot of haydurs will be tuning in to this one. Who can resist?

Of course she'd look moronic in a flapper dress, imagining for a moment that one existed in her size. She looks moronic in anything. But she'll especially look moronic in whatever Torrid tent she repurposes as a flapper dress.

Ignoramus that she is, we can trust that anything about the 1920's she tells us will be cartoonish at best; I doubt she knows what a flapper even is, I surely doubt she has read The Great Gatsby (any "honours English major" or even high school grad can't escape that one, but I bet she somehow has...), she has no clue as to what appliances a kitchen had in the 1920's or what was in the pantry. Fuggedaboud any sociological insight, although she will probably tell us women and fat people had it hard back then. All the while breaking her sentences up a dozen times for nyom nyom nyom.

Peetz may drop by and say something asinine as well.

There isn't much she knows how to cook, especially since everything must be baked on a cookie sheet in the oven until it is charred on the outside. Meatloaf is out of the way, her ignorant "authentic pass-ta and meatballs" are too...ethnic, I guess. That pretty much runs the gamut. Too bad she doesn't know how to make Canadian flapper pie (it is a thing); it looks pretty tasty and fattening. 1920's chicken baked wings perhaps? Gatsby would shudder...

I love it. This is when we get to see Clotso, mad genius video star, at her craziest. This is what led to the cheese cemetery. The chances of her producing enduring, classic lulz are pretty high...

...although if anyone can fuck it up and turn it just into something intensely boring and moderately annoying she can. But it is the unhinged possibilities in the air that get me high during these brief spells.
 
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