Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Local Fed]

TESS, NO! THINK ABOUT YOUR CAREER!

 

[CobraPlissken]

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It's funny how Tess has been complaining so much about her ex, but doesn't realize that Nick was, and is, the least of her problems. I don't doubt he made her suffer (the narc injury must've been massive), but really, it's nothing compared to the things she will have to deal with soon, as she loses what remains of her youth, her beauty and her health.

And, once again, see how empowered she is: imagine living a life where having an ex-husband who was a flaming faggot who never loved or desired you and just used you for clout, lied to you about having an actual career but had you support him financially for years, cheated on you not only with men but with a slutty hambeast while you were pregnant, and left his son behind for you to raise without any help from him was, and is, the least of your problems.

 

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[Dorsia.Reservation]

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What a true selfless activist and totally not a landwhale sitting on her out of work, homeless ass looking for asspats.

"SENDING LOVE TO BEIRUT TODAY *HEART EMOJI*"

How completely out of touch can you be?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Most of us have at least one aspect of our body or a feature that we don't especially like. A pot belly, big nose, boobs too small - whatever. It's odd though that it's mostly the death fats who advertise seminars, webinars, podcasts & the like to help them 'accept themselves as they are'.

Have they ever considered that the main reason they have trouble with their self image is that deep down, they know they not only look fairly awful - especially the really huge ones; but that it's not healthy?

 

[JambledUpWords]

Not a hint of self awareness:

Spoiler: Infographic

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Not a hint of self awareness:
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Spoiler: Infographic

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and a case of your drink of choice to you @JambledUpWords I don't know how you stay sane sorting through all the bullshit multiple cows post.

 

[JambledUpWords]

and a case of your drink of choice to you @JambledUpWords I don't know how you stay sane sorting through all the bullshit multiple cows post.

It isn’t that bad. What keeps me sane is just being able to post what I find to the Farms so I can have a good laugh. Also, I just like having the social media of cows tracked well in case something big happens.

 

[FinnaBinna]

I did some digging and found a pic of the dude she was with before Nick. I’m pretty sure she met him on tumblr as well. I believe his name was Mark. This was in her rockabilly pinup era. Which EVERYDAMN TUMBLR thot was sporting (me included) haha. As mentioned before he was Canadian and visited her a few times. This possibly was the “feeder” she talked about in that interview I read. I wish I could find it! But, I just remember her talking about how they were about to boink and he busted out some candy and wanted her to eat it and she was like no. Which was probably a lie since she lies about everything and that bishhh would not turn down candy but, I’m thinking this is the “feeder” guy she referenced. They were hot and heavy for a hot minute and then he was gone. He also like Nicky pursued bigger tumblr chicks. I wonder whatever happened to him?

 

[BIG DADDY]

Even if Tess actually was genuine about anything it’d be impossible to believe her because of how fake and shitty she’s been in the past. She’s really the wrong kind of person who should be an activist on social media because she’s not credible and also not very deep. I guess “white people need to not talk over black voices” is a good excuse to never have anything to say for yourself.

This possibly was the “feeder” she talked about in that interview I read. I wish I could find it! But, I just remember her talking about how they were about to boink and he busted out some candy and wanted her to eat it and she was like no. Which was probably a lie since she lies about everything and that bishhh would not turn down candy but, I’m thinking this is the “feeder” guy she referenced. They were hot and heavy for a hot minute and then he was gone. He also like Nicky pursued bigger tumblr chicks. I wonder whatever happened to him?

I swear Virgie had a similar story with the candy. You’re sure this was Tess who said she was with a feeder?

Edit: found it. Seems to be a completely different story involving sex and candy. I shouldn’t be surprised

 

[GrouchiCorn]

Late, but...

On those photos of her with the hoodie and her ass out? Look at her face. She's really outing how shopped her selfies are. LOLOL> We see you, gorl

 

[FinnaBinna]

Even if Tess actually was genuine about anything it’d be impossible to believe her because of how fake and shitty she’s been in the past. She’s really the wrong kind of person who should be an activist on social media because she’s not credible and also not very deep. I guess “white people need to not talk over black voices” is a good excuse to never have anything to say for yourself.


I swear Virgie had a similar story with the candy. You’re sure this was Tess who said she was with a feeder?

I’m pretty sure it was Tess. Because it clicked it my head that it had to be this guy. Tess really hasn’t had that many bonifide relationshits.

 

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[Angry New Ager]

...I just remember her talking about how they were about to boink and he busted out some candy and wanted her to eat it and she was like no. Which was probably a lie since she lies about everything and that bishhh would not turn down candy but, I’m thinking this is the “feeder” guy she referenced.

I can believe she'd say no to the candy, once she realized the dude was a feeder.

Tess's ego demands that men find her just as hot, if not hotter, than a conventionally-hot thin woman. She wants to be adored, desired, and worshipped because she's Tess Holliday, damn it, and she's better than all those skinny bitches.

Discovering that the dude she was dating was just a fetishist, who was only there to act out his fantasies--fantasies that could just as well be acted out with any other suitably fat girl, and perhaps already had--is pretty much the opposite of what Tess is after.

So I could see her saying no to a box of candy in that situation, because it was being offered for a reason that was insulting and degrading and not about her, or her desires. And as much as I dislike Tess and think she's an idiot, she would have been absolutely right to refuse the candy, the sex, and anything else to do with the dude (assuming this actually happened asdescribed).

 

[ADHD]

At that angle, the shape of Tess's head is looking very much like Amberlynn's.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I wonder if Tess could point to Lebanon on a map?

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

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I wonder if Tess could point to Lebanon on a map?

How is she NOW realizing some shit is going on in the Middle East. Lebanon has been in flames more or less like 40 years.

Spoiler: Why do I know?

I have been and seen the place. It was less so in the 80's, but everything turned to shit later on.

 

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[Bad Take Crucifier]

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I wonder if Tess could point to Lebanon on a map?

mfw she would be killed in Lebanon for haram behavior and being an infidel truck

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

How is she NOW realizing some shit is going on in the Middle East. Lebanon has been in flames more or less like 40 years.

Spoiler: Why do I know?

I have been and seen the place. It was less so in the 80's, but everything turned to shit later on.

In this case it seems to have been an accident, because someone forgot about some dainty 3,000 tons of ammonium nitrate, they had stored away at the harbour. Ammonium nitrate is of the more happily explosive side when deteriorating. And that shit was lying around unchecked for six years. Sure, those are all things you could have been able to find out yourself if you had stopped photographing your distorted ass for a minute and checked the news about Beirut. Which is the capital of Lebanon, just as a fyi, Tess.