Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Documenter]

wowThis is so embarrassing...exactly what I was hoping for. Like, he couldn't have just blown him or given a quickie handjob? The fuck were they doing the entire time

Avoiding the smell I think... Between the decaying teeth, sweaty unwashed and turned inside-out dick, and frankly just crusty and unwashed looking rest, and funky smell due to hormone fuckery. Kev probably isn't that fun to tumble around with. Hailey isn't exactly a looker, but he seems a lot more clean. And the brain damaged giggling doesn't really help to set the mood either.
Kev doesn't take it up the butt, can't shove it up his boyfriend's butt and fucking a man made hole that's surrounded by stiff scar tissue doesn't seem that great either.

That leaves getting your wedge blown by a rat trap made out of teeth that smell like shit. I'd pass on that too.

Maybe Penny can help and drip some hot candle wax on their taint, when he's done playing cowboys and Indians with Bonny.

 

[Spastic Colon]

No wonder Kev is in love, it's probably the first time in at least a year that the dude has been touched by anyone. I think stalker Kevvie is about to come out and play. 🗡🗡

Wedgie, however, is actually repulsed by Kev. I'm pretty sure he felt obligated to fool around with Kev because of the plane ticket. He may have initially thought he wanted to based on the Twitter flirting, but once he saw Kev in person, I'm betting that his dick shriveled up at the mere thought of it. That's why he needed the extra day. He had to steel himself for the horror. He's going to have PTSD from this encounter.

I'll give Wedgie credit, though. He toughed it out and did it. He must have a strong stomach and the ability to disassociate. I couldn't do it if my life depended upon it. It would take at least a horse tranquilizer or maybe even actual death to get me to "let" Kev kiss me.

 

[BOONES]

Silence faggots I'm trying to be disgusted here. No update on sex with the neovagina unfortunately, but the Orc's slightly off-topic presence brings me great pain and so I wish to share. Do we know how this lovely lad and Kev met? Also why does he have sideburns?
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https://archive.vn/XFBSx

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I find this specimen rather frustrating to look at. And I doubt someone who actually felt good about themselves would feel the need to let everyone know this much.
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https://archive.vn/7b2Mp

Spoiler: Full Picture :/

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Them nasty toes

"Tsundere bimbo"
That is the absolute last thing I would think of seeing that.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Maybe the Tranch Bunch could make some extra cash by playing the Cenobites in some upcoming Hellraiser movie. No need for expensive prosthetics.

"Hey pal, don't make us put some pain on you!"

- "Pain?? How dare you even use that word!"

"He's.. he's got nails.. in his amhole.."

-"I'TS MA'AM"

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

All this degenerate shit kevvy allegedly did for the triangle
Yet he has stayed miraculously quiet about himself
Big, BIG

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

i wish i never came to this thread

Well, I don't think Kevin is attractive but to each their own.

 

[illhavetwo]

but dude they both proper look like and sound like men in this. I didn't watch it first and they just sound like 2 gay guys.

Also Kev going in for a kiss and Haley turns, lol

Despite being used to troon degeneracy I had a sobering "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills" moment while watching that clip. I'm watching two men pretending to be lesbian women and one of them cut off his dick for it. What??

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

You do realize that something doesn't have to be genetic to be an innate trait, right? Recent studies indicate that there may be a link between conditions in the womb and homosexuality.

Yes, hence my use of the word "pathological" -- there's some suspicion homosexuality might be caused by some maternal virus or other.

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I haven't really been keeping up with the troon crew but did pennywise start the gun posturing when Kevin announced/brought home his new boyfriend? It's a little worrying TBH.

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

Late but I finally figured out what that picture of Kevin was reminding me of... he looks like fucking Tubbs from The League of Gentlemen, same rotten teeth and blank stare. (except Tubbs passes better)

 

[SIGSEGV]

Just kidding, we have more wedge dick!

Spoiler: NSFW

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1290907816291573760

https://archive.md/wip/WdyWB

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Edit: this still is too horrifying for words.
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So in this video cheese-wedge claims to have: received oral, fucked, and ejaculated and still remains erect. I’m pressing X on all these claims. I bet he faked an orgasm. Either that or he’s on viagra?

If you’re hard after cumming the first time why not go for round two, for your stunning goddess Kevvie? By the sounds of the end of that video that might be what happened...

Edit: For the purpose of archival I’m uploading the video here too.

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[horsegirl666]

Love how the guy enjoys looking at himself on the video more than looking at Kevin, combing through his hair making sure his moobs are on camera (weird nipples btw)

 

[Tomssu]

This is so romantic❤

archive❤

 

[scallion]

Love how the guy enjoys looking at himself on the video more than looking at Kevin, combing through his hair making sure his moobs are on camera (weird nipples btw)

Well they are autogynephiles

 

[Tomssu]

archive

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

This is so romantic❤
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Great.

SHOW US YOUR AMHOLE KEVIN. I NEED SOMETHING TO WANK TO WHILE I ALSO SIMULTANEOUSLY VOMIT.

 

[Bani]

I really, really doubt Richard Cheese over there really put his dick in Kev's amhole. Recall that Kevin could barely get past the first dot on a dialator the width of a magic marker. Wedge may have a micropeen, but anything thicker than a thumb isn't going to fit.

Here's what I think actually happened: after ten minutes of Cheese awkwardly trying to force his half-flaccid troon chode into Kev's stink ditch, they gave up and Kev decided to attempt a consolation blowjob. In true womanly fashion, Wedge faked an orgasm so he could get away and take a cold shower. Because the tranch only has two beds, he was forced to cuddle up with Kev for the night.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

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Kevin's head/face remind me of if Phillip Seymour Hoffman got mauled by a chimp and then had one of those reconstructive surgeries/partial face transplant

 

[Mr. Bones]

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Shooting an enormous water bottle isn't impressive in the slightest. Clays and a hand held thrower are pretty damn cheap. Or you could spend $100 for a nice thrower you stomp down with your foot. The more I see Penny and Bonny flaunt their guns, the more pissed I am. They can't larp for shit.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Quick question, is it telling to anyone else that the tweet of Things They Totally Did listed, in order: CheeseWedge/AmHole, oral, and THEN orgasm? I guess they're trying to brag about having done a whole bunch but you think they shouldn't have to list orgasm separately, you think that'd be implied. It reads an awful lot like dude couldn't cum from trying to fit in the AmHole and had to get a blowjob instead, or potentially couldn't orgasm from anything to do with Kevin and had to take care of business for himself. It's just very odd that these were all separated out.

 

[Azafran90]

Quick question, is it telling to anyone else that the tweet of Things They Totally Did listed, in order: CheeseWedge/AmHole, oral, and THEN orgasm? I guess they're trying to brag about having done a whole bunch but you think they shouldn't have to list orgasm separately, you think that'd be implied. It reads an awful lot like dude couldn't cum from trying to fit in the AmHole and had to get a blowjob instead, or potentially couldn't orgasm from anything to do with Kevin and had to take care of business for himself. It's just very odd that these were all separated out.

It makes sense once you realize they know nothing about sex. Like, 12 yo are way closer to figuring it out than these middle aged incels.