Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Water-T]

Tess is really sticking to that diet.

I'm sure those two wannabe GOOPers are never going to comp her more new age woo-woo food again.

 

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[George Floyd Sneed]

“I’ve definitely been less motivated to work out lately, & I want to be real with y’all”

Tess’s inability to show even one shred of self-awareness never stops being entertaining

 

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“I’ve definitely been less motivated to work out lately, & I want to be real with y’all”

Tess’s inability to show even one shred of self-awareness never stops being entertaining

Another entertaining factor in her posts are her attempts to create a waistline by squishing her rolls together. She desperately wants people to think she has an “hourglass figure” while weighing in at four hundred pounds.

 

[Barbarella]

Those two enormous asses in the hot tub gave me the same feeling as going to the zoo and looking at the hippo exhibit as a kid. We’d squeal if their little ears or bums popped up from the trench they lived in. Sometimes, one would take a dump and we thought it the funniest thing ever.

Aw, good times. Thanks for the memories your ass brings, Tess.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Those two enormous asses in the hot tub gave me the same feeling as going to the zoo and looking at the hippo exhibit as a kid. We’d squeal if their little ears or bums popped up from the trench they lived in. Sometimes, one would take a dump and we thought it the funniest thing ever.

Aw, good times. Thanks for the memories your ass brings, Tess.

Here’s a clip of Tess getting out of the pool:

 

[CobraPlissken]

1hope I hope this boy is not in a feeders house.

Even if he is, it's still better than living with Tess.

Imagine offering such a terrible environment at home for your son, that sending him to live with your ex (who isn't even your son's dad) makes him remarkably improve his grades at school.

Meanwhile, Bowie, who still lives with her, just recently took his first shit in the toilet...at 4 years old.

 

[Water-T]

Not satisfied with an elephantine ass and massive front butt, Tess is now growing a misshapen side booty.

 

[lamp shade]

Who is she trying to fool when she posted both of these images. These are not the same body.

 

[FinnaBinna]

Who is she trying to fool when she posted both of these images. These are not the same body.
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Agreed. Her belly clearly hangs. And you can totally see the smoothing out/ photoshop when you zoom in. Her body looks so odd in the new photo. It’s like she has a side kardashian butt cheek implant or something. The way she’s posing is odd. It just looks unnatural. I kinda feel like she’s holding her breath and sucking it in as well as contorting her body weird.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

There is also some fuckery going on with the legs looking longer in the left photo. I suspect fish eye lens, as the wall behind her makes a suspicious curve. Or the wall is pulled in by her gravitational pull.

But with or without stumpy legs, Tess looks like a very middle aged 36 year old. I could imagine her in the role of a trashy brothel mum, if she had at least one lick of charisma and talent as an actor.

 

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A thing I will NEVER understand is why death fats thinks most people will believe that they ''work out''. Because at her size, I doubt she can do as much as lift up and down her arms or move her legs a little, which isn't a ''work out''.
Yeah, they may fool other death fats but most sane people will see right through her bullshit. Hell, she can barely stand up without getting out of breath and she still wants people to buy that she is ''working out''? Give me a fucking break, Tess.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

A thing I will NEVER understand is why death fats thinks most people will believe that they ''work out''. Because at her size, I doubt she can do as much as lift up and down her arms or move her legs a little, which isn't a ''work out''.
Yeah, they may fool other death fats but most sane people will see right through her bullshit. Hell, she can barely stand up without getting out of breath and she still wants people to buy that she is ''working out''? Give me a fucking break, Tess.

There is that video that has been posted here I think from when she was on UK tv over a year ago and then she needed help getting up.
She is even bigger now and has purple beetus feet and we are supposed to believe she takes walks and works out?

I guess I get having plus size models but that isn't Tess any longer.
She is visibly disabling herself into an early grave.
Is cheap marketing really worth supporting something like that?

 

[drain]

There is that video that has been posted here I think from when she was on UK tv over a year ago and then she needed help getting up.
She is even bigger now and has purple beetus feet and we are supposed to believe she takes walks and works out?

Yeah, and there are other videos too where we can see how out of breath she gets after only talking. Like, I get that obese people are dumb on their own right (because otherwise they won't eat themselves into being riddled with diseases) so they may believe that Tess is this active and healthy BBW. Which is bullshit, because there are no such thing as a healthy BBW, no matter what the Fat Positive movement says about it.

I'm still baffled by how an obese person promoting this unhealthy lifestyle is deserving of praise and social media attention when a junkie promoting their unhealthy lifestyle is seen as horrible and disgusting. It's the same fucking thing, it's an addiction that leads to death. Only difference is that obese people suffer more than, let's say, a heroin addict because most heroin junkies will be dead before they hit 30 from an OD while most death fats carry their enormous bodies riddled with disease around til middle age while being a burden on the health system.

 

[Constellationzero]

Yeah, and there are other videos too where we can see how out of breath she gets after only talking. Like, I get that obese people are dumb on their own right (because otherwise they won't eat themselves into being riddled with diseases) so they may believe that Tess is this active and healthy BBW. Which is bullshit, because there are no such thing as a healthy BBW, no matter what the Fat Positive movement says about it.

I'm still baffled by how an obese person promoting this unhealthy lifestyle is deserving of praise and social media attention when a junkie promoting their unhealthy lifestyle is seen as horrible and disgusting. It's the same fucking thing, it's an addiction that leaves to death. Only difference is that obese people suffer more than, let's say, a heroin addict because most heroin junkies will be dead before they hit 30 from an OD while most death fats carry their enormous bodies riddled with disease around til middle age while being a burden on the health system.

I'm still baffled by the scores of people who gleefully tear apart and bully girls with anorexia, but saying ANYTHING about an eat beast is "fat shaming," "body policing," "not inclusive," or "phobic."
Seems people have no issue braying like a fucking jackass SPED: "Hurple derple eat a burger!" "Someone give her a sandwich!" and calling girls "spoops." whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.

Anorexia is NOT a fucking epidemic. Holy shit...if it actually was, you'd never be able to stretch your arms out from side to side without hitting one. But guess what we DO have an overabundance of?

 

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Now we see the stomach and the sagging:


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[rocknrollmartian]

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"Wouldn't trade being a mom," lol. She already did that the moment she kicked Rylee out of her life.

Also, Bowie is the spitting image of Nick. How long until that along with his emerging bad attitude from her poor parenting triggers her to ship him off to someone in her family or Nick's? I can truly see her getting rid of him around 12/13 just like she did with Rylee, maybe even earlier so she can have her forties to herself. Little kids are cute; mouthy tweens are not.

 

[GrouchiCorn]

That stripe on those shorts is so unflattering. If i were her, I would not have posted those.

LOL to the parenting comment. "I wouldn't trade it for anything"... you know.. until he ages up and he's not your "cute baby" anymore?

 

[Cheesegirl78]

"Wouldn't trade being a mom," lol. She already did that the moment she kicked Rylee out of her life.

Also, Bowie is the spitting image of Nick. How long until that along with his emerging bad attitude from her poor parenting triggers her to ship him off to someone in her family or Nick's? I can truly see her getting rid of him around 12/13 just like she did with Rylee, maybe even earlier so she can have her forties to herself. Little kids are cute; mouthy tweens are not.

I can see her loading Bowie on a Quantas flight, waiting two hours, then calling Nick and telling him Bowie is on his way, and he's Nick's problem now.
Sadly, I've known a couple of people that did just that. One sent her kids to Missouri because she didn't want to be a mom any longer, and that's where dad lived, another sent her kids to Tennessee because her new boyfriend didn't like kids, and he was more important to her than her kids were.