Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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I'm going to file this under "more proof Alex never grew up."

I've always thought of being publicly edgy about your weird porn habits as more a teenager activity. When you're a teen, hitting puberty, and first get access to porn, it's SUPER exciting and funny to be a perv with your friends, But by the time you're in your early 20s, this should definitely die down. Talking about how you'd fuck 50 hotties and sharing your latest strange fetish porn game is just bizarre and TMI when you're an adult.

Also talking about what gets your dick hard=/=essential to being a lewd game designer. Now, I'm genuinely unsure because I don't do hentai games, but isn't it normal that lewd/sex game designers still have a life outside of their porn fetishes? I say that because it really creeps me out how Alex has invested his whole universe into not just yansim, but also he's a grown man who still hasn't got a life outside his lewd/porn habits. Even CDProjektRed is designing a sex game and there is still an obvious professional air about it, because the obviously have lives OUTSIDE their game.

Alex's pervieness is gross but, being a sad man isn't a crime. But it's clear to me now that Alex's life has absolutely no balance. When you coom all day and still don't have a GF because you're either fighting with trolls or fucking your sex doll, there's obviously mental problems from not moving past the awkward teen years. His obsession with blaming his appearance for not having a GF points to this.
Honestly, while I’d say most people have specific tastes in porn and some have fantasies that....aren’t what you’d call vanilla, most people I think would realize that there’s a very specific time and place to indulge in those things, and there are very few, if any, places to talk about them without looking like a fucking lunatic. I’m betting there’s a pretty good chance Yandere Dev hasn’t figured that out.
 
I suspect this is also why guys who only think about sex 24/7 give off pedo vibes. Besides the obsession with schoolgirls, wanting "innocent" jailbait, being unable to form genuine human connections? There is a part of your brain that is afraid these guys would molest their own daughters if they somehow ever managed to have any... I mean, what other hobbies do they have to share with their kids? Sitting at a computer and being an out-of-shape NEET? Naturally women would run from this creepy vibe they give off. It's not safe for motherhood.

There's a point where you have to have boundaries in your own mind, and care about things besides sex. Not having real hobbies outside of masturbating, hentai, and lewd art is just sad.
Honestly it's truly thinking about sex 24/7 that causes these incels to get in these type of situations, I mean if you truly get so thirsty that you have your girlfriend leave you after the child is born, even IF you have a child, (or a girlfriend for this point) they'd go down on them and it's sad that I can say with certainty that, that would happen. There's nothing more in these guys' minds than getting off, and it's truly the most depressing part about the 'incel.'
 
Honestly, while I’d say most people have specific tastes in porn and some have fantasies that....aren’t what you’d call vanilla, most people I think would realize that there’s a very specific time and place to indulge in those things, and there are very few, if any, places to talk about them without looking like a fucking lunatic.
Yeah, usually that's with your partner. You usually talk about your fantasies with the person you physically have sex with. And these guys aren't having sex.

Being TMI about your sexual thoughts to the public, your friends, etc. while not getting laid is (especially if your friends also don't get laid lmao) is pretty autistic behavior. I've only seen this IRL among 30-something hamplanet men and women who no one wants to fuck. Like talking about what they think is hot, or making sex jokes COMPLETELY inappropriately in normal conversation.

I guess when no one wants to have sex with you, you never learn the boundary to only talk about sex with the people you're actually fucking.


Alex at 45 when he still hasn't gotten sum fuk
 
Yeah, usually that's with your partner. You usually talk about your fantasies with the person you physically have sex with. And these guys aren't having sex.

Being TMI about your sexual thoughts to the public, your friends, etc. while not getting laid is (especially if your friends also don't get laid lmao) is pretty autistic behavior. I've only seen this IRL among 30-something hamplanet men and women who no one wants to fuck. Like talking about what they think is hot, or making sex jokes COMPLETELY inappropriately in normal conversation.

I guess when no one wants to have sex with you, you never learn the boundary to only talk about sex with the people you're actually fucking.


Alex at 45 when he still hasn't gotten sum fuk
You think it’s getting to the point where smut fic writers look more mature than Yandere Dev?
 
You think it’s getting to the point where smut fic writers look more mature than Yandere Dev?
Anyone in the lewd industry who can still keep their professional smut life segregated from their personal life, and is able to pursue friendships and relationships normally, is looking more mature than Alex.
 
His strategy is to just delay his game indefinitely rather than optimize his code, in a hope that future computers will just be able to brute force acceptable FPS ranges. His solution to his games shitty cache problems is to just wait and hope that CPUs with HBM RAM become a reality.

If I were Apple I'd do their Apple Silicon Macbook Pros with HBM Ram. The memory bandwidth would be stellar. You might even be able to shrink the L3 cache.


LOL. Holy shit.
 
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Being TMI about your sexual thoughts to the public, your friends, etc. while not getting laid is (especially if your friends also don't get laid lmao) is pretty autistic behavior. I've only seen this IRL among 30-something hamplanet men and women who no one wants to fuck. Like talking about what they think is hot, or making sex jokes COMPLETELY inappropriately in normal conversation
You are 100% correct on that
For every attractive person talking about their sexual fantasies there's atleast twenty lolcows trying to remind everyone of every sexual thought that crosses their mind
It's almost one of the most common lolcow traits from Chris Chan all the way to Foodie Beauty. I think its a way to beg for sexual attention from literally anyone
power leveling a bit but I've had to encounter this shit irl with my partner's fat neckbeard brothers and they had a shit fit when I told them "hey don't say sex shit in front of the grandma and the kids" they were THAT obsessive with the subject
 
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You are 100% correct on that
For every attractive person talking about their sexual fantasies there's atleast twenty lolcows trying to remind everyone of every sexual thought that crosses their mind
It's almost one of the most common lolcow traits from Chris Chan all the way to Foodie Beauty. I think its a way to beg for sexual attention from literally anyone
Wow those neckbeards sound like awful people to be around. Unpleasant, rude fucking people. No one cares if you're constantly coombrained, shut up about it.

I would add, the trend of tumblroid fatties and overly-political dangerhairs these days, who think everyone else is "sexually repressed," are just as bad as the incels. First of all, half of them don't even have sex lmao. The other half are way too autistic to comprehend why talking about sex is weird for everyone else. It's no wonder that so many of them devolve into porn addicts, furries, etc. Once regular society rejects you, only retards remain.

Normal people know that "sex" as a relevant topic of conversation, is definitely NOT "any time you feel like." There's a reason it's taboo--sex is tied to intimate and intense feelings/opinions in people.
CONSOOM THE COOM, DIGIVOLVE
 
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Honestly it's truly thinking about sex 24/7 that causes these incels to get in these type of situations, I mean if you truly get so thirsty that you have your girlfriend leave you after the child is born, even IF you have a child, (or a girlfriend for this point) they'd go down on them and it's sad that I can say with certainty that, that would happen. There's nothing more in these guys' minds than getting off, and it's truly the most depressing part about the 'incel.'
I disagree. It's festishizing relationships without knowing what they are. To them, sex is the relationship. They have no idea what an actual relationship is past sex, but, the thing they desire most is a boyfriend free girlfriend. If they wanted casual sex, a lot of them know they could just lower their standards and get a fat fuck to give them a go. They want the trophy wives to show off. They want these things hand delivered and obsess over it. They love women so much they see a woman as the ultimate object of social standing. The direct opposite of an incel isn't a chad, but a...I dunno what to call em. All the characteristics of a chad, but, they are the kinds of guys who get lots of sex, but still hate/mistrust women. They see women as useless and toss them aside. The kinds of guys who will tell men not to date or marry, and also be whores themselves, while telling women not to do what he enjoys about them.

If that makes any sense.
 
I believe he is and will stay a virgin for the rest of his life, unless he hires a busty anime prostitute.
I'm pretty sure he's already cried about how real-life prostitutes will probably turn him down as well in one of his Gaia-era posts. Let me see if I can find it, but in the meantime I have this (if it hasn't already been posted) from his first Gaia account. The Photobucket link is sadly, but unsurprisingly unavailable.
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Thread link, it consists of everyone either cheering him on or somehow, God forbid, showing interest in him. I'm not sure how to archive it since it contains a captcha that doesn't work upon archiving, but if anyone could, I'd be grateful.

Though, I predict the only way he'll 'lose' his virginity is by spending the last sum of his Patreon money to get one of those VR porn things, if he hasn't already. That or he'll count the doll he has or how many times he's dressed it up as his personal body count and start calling himself Casanova.
 
The direct opposite of an incel isn't a chad, but a...I dunno what to call em. All the characteristics of a chad, but, they are the kinds of guys who get lots of sex, but still hate/mistrust women. They see women as useless and toss them aside. The kinds of guys who will tell men not to date or marry, and also be whores themselves, while telling women not to do what he enjoys about them.
An inwhore?
 
I'm pretty sure he's already cried about how real-life prostitutes will probably turn him down as well in one of his Gaia-era posts. Let me see if I can find it, but in the meantime I have this (if it hasn't already been posted) from his first Gaia account. The Photobucket link is sadly, but unsurprisingly unavailable.
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Thread link, it consists of everyone either cheering him on or somehow, God forbid, showing interest in him. I'm not sure how to archive it since it contains a captcha that doesn't work upon archiving, but if anyone could, I'd be grateful.

Though, I predict the only way he'll 'lose' his virginity is by spending the last sum of his Patreon money to get one of those VR porn things, if he hasn't already. That or he'll count the doll he has or how many times he's dressed it up as his personal body count and start calling himself Casanova.
>I usually only spend money on important things
Like sex dolls?

Also, when I was searching for a picture of Mai Waifu, I stumbled upon an r/osana post claiming to have found an old post of Alex's where he decides to buy a sex doll. This led to a very old post of somebody linking Alex's account to various other Reddit accounts. Most of the accounts are dead, but one of them is still active. (archive) There might be some interesting stuff in there, so I'm going to try and archive it all.
 
I opened the thread in my phone and didn't realize I was reading posts from 2016 because it's exactly the same thing we were talking back then lmao
We are stuck in a time loop here
Oh shit, I am TOTALLY getting around to reading all 1800 pages of the thread, prior to my participation, just to be sure I don't say anything that hasn't already been said 4 years ago.
 
>I usually only spend money on important things
Like sex dolls?

Also, when I was searching for a picture of Mai Waifu, I stumbled upon an r/osana post claiming to have found an old post of Alex's where he decides to buy a sex doll. This led to a very old post of somebody linking Alex's account to various other Reddit accounts. Most of the accounts are dead, but one of them is still active. (archive) There might be some interesting stuff in there, so I'm going to try and archive it all.
Thank you!

Based on the HaveIBeenPwnd post shared earlier I decided to use my DarkNet connections and my deep friendship with the internet terrorist NULL to get a hand on the password list. (I just searched on piratebay and found this file: exploit.in)

Low and behold his old email "evaxephon@mail.com" and password are on the list. Sadly the password for is email must have changed since then and I couldn't log in. The only thing I could do, was to login into an unused disqus account, that had 0 posts.

Then you mentioned this post with a number of alleged reddit accounts belonging to him. So I decided to try the password on them. To my big surprise, it actually worked on 1 of them. I gained access to u/HurtForTheLastTime.

So I can confirm that about 9 years ago he used this reddit account.

I don't have the time to screenshot all of his posts, so you guys better do that your self, if you value it.
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This was 9 years ago and he was younger back then. He wonders why he can't find a girlfriend, even though he has all those good qualities. So he asks other people what might be going wrong.
This is fine. Its healthy to seek out the help of others. Its typical adolescence stuff for guys who just aren't popular with women and don't know why.

Now the part you have all been waiting for. While I posted a link to the password db and its all there in plain txt, its also 10GB large and ain't noone got time for that. What do you thing a weeb with an evangelion user name has a password?
I give you a hint. Its the name of a female lead in the show. (Of course it is)
Her creator describes her as follows: "lives life so lightly as to barely allow the possibility of a human touch"
She also has night blue hair.
Alright here is the answer. His password is
misato

You may log into HurtForTheLastTime reddit account. I dont care and didn't change a thing.
However now that eva knows that we know this info is probably going to be worthless fast.
 
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Holy shit that is some severe oneitis... He's clearly chasing a high that doesn't exist. Anyone who has been in relationships can tell you, a good relationship is nice, but ultimately will not make you happy if that's all you focus on. Pinning all your happiness on someone else never works. You either drive them away with too many expectations, or you end up killing yourself trying to make someone "happy" when really YOU are the one who isn't happy.
 
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