Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Brimjack]

it's 2020, almost 2100 pages, we have the dumpster fire of Love Letter and that project is over and it breed out anoter lolcow (Dr. Apeis) and still there's no Osana. Thus creating this type of speedrun of trying finishing the game before Alex.

It's really insane.

 

[Audioponics🎵⛲]

Well, according to his trello board he is about 95.3367876% done. I for one fully believe in this number.
If 95% progress took 6 years, then the remaining 5% will only take 102 days.

!remindme 102 days

 

[The Cum Consumer]

I adjusted the preferences for Alex's Reddit account so you can see his votes without logging in as him

https://old.reddit.com/user/HurtForTheLastTime/upvoted/

upvoted by HurtForTheLastTime

archived 5 Aug 2020 21:49:25 UTC

archive.md

 

[Audioponics🎵⛲]

That guy is desperate to get his dick wet.

 

[Neko GF]

did any of you guys see this yet? the site's been hacked or something https://yandere-simulator.com/ (http://archive.md/cSud2)

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I adjusted the preferences for Alex's Reddit account so you can see his votes without logging in as him

https://old.reddit.com/user/HurtForTheLastTime/upvoted/

upvoted by HurtForTheLastTime

archived 5 Aug 2020 21:49:25 UTC

archive.md

His hornyness knows no limit.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

His hornyness knows no limit.

Derr Coomermensch...

EDIT: How fucking old is this cum chalice meme!?

 

[laserbender]

This is actually pretty cool. I wish they have done whole song (with additional visuals for the instrumental sections).

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

I adjusted the preferences for Alex's Reddit account so you can see his votes without logging in as him

https://old.reddit.com/user/HurtForTheLastTime/upvoted/

upvoted by HurtForTheLastTime

archived 5 Aug 2020 21:49:25 UTC

archive.md

His hornyness knows no limit.

Yes, he was (and still is) horny, but not because he upvoted those.
I checked several of those links in archive.org and those are his old articles for Examiner when he was still interning there as an "LA Video Game Babes Examiner".
He upvoted them to promote them, not because he was horny. But his horniness made him write them in the first place.

https://web.archive.org/web/20110714070317/http://www.examiner.com/video-game-babes-in-los-angeles/the-most-sexy-videos-of-bayonetta

https://web.archive.org/web/20110213083150/http://www.examiner.com/video-game-babes-in-los-angeles/evony-advertisements-try-to-trick-gamers-using-cleavage

Extraordinary cosplayer depicts Samus Aran as a housewife in a maid outfit

Click here to read this article accompanied by images, as it was intended to be read. Samus Aran is a popular character among female cosplayers. The more a

web.archive.org

EDIT: It's enough to hover over those links and see the URLs. Each of them contains /video-game-babes-in-los-angeles/, so it's all his own articles.

 

[Neko GF]

Derr Coomermensch...
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If his work ethic was on par with his obsession with 2D titties, he would have likely finished Yansim a year ago and this thread, legion of autistic detractors and the general communities around Alex would lose one of the strongest talking points against him. Another reminder that Alex has no one but himself to balme for his situation.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I adjusted the preferences for Alex's Reddit account so you can see his votes without logging in as him

https://old.reddit.com/user/HurtForTheLastTime/upvoted/

upvoted by HurtForTheLastTime

archived 5 Aug 2020 21:49:25 UTC

archive.md

Spoiler: long, cropped list of his alt upvoting his main

All of these are upvoting the account "what happened to Eva X"... it looks like that was declared one of his alt main account in 2016 and 2017 in this same thread. (and only linked directly 4 times in this thread.)

There's some horrifying and cringey stuff in his main reddit if anyone here hasn't seen it yet (I haven't until now, it isn't listed in OP either)

Genius behavior from Alex once again, in cross linking and obviously connecting his alts/throwaways to his main. It takes a special kind of stupid to miss the point of making an alt THAT hard.

EDIT: Highlights from Alex's main reddit that someone posted

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

Looks like this thread isn't dead right now after all.

 

[Iox]

Spoiler: long, cropped list of his alt upvoting his main

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All of these are upvoting the account "what happened to Eva X"... it looks like that was declared one of his alt main account in 2016 and 2017 in this same thread. (and only linked directly 4 times in this thread.)

There's some horrifying and cringey stuff in his main reddit if anyone here hasn't seen it yet (I haven't until now, it isn't listed in OP either)

Genius behavior from Alex once again, in cross linking and obviously connecting his alts/throwaways to his main. It takes a special kind of stupid to miss the point of making an alt THAT hard.

EDIT: Highlights from Alex's main reddit that someone posted

Archive your stuff before you post

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Archive your stuff before you post

I'm actually surprised his reddit hasn't been archived before in the last 4 years. Looks like we should dig into it a bit more. He seems to have abandoned his account in 2016, around when this thread started, and the sub he made is also abandoned. (http://archive.vn/K4U3x)

 

[Zatherz]

I'm actually surprised his reddit hasn't been archived before in the last 4 years. Looks like we should dig into it a bit more. He seems to have abandoned his account in 2016, around when this thread started, and the sub he made is also abandoned. (http://archive.vn/K4U3x)

If you missed archiving anything, you can always use pushshift to look through it (this is what sites like removeddit.com and redditsearch.io use). This tool lets you search through pushshift based on username.

 

[Cast Away]

Calling sisefs Alex's ex-girlfriend is giving the incel way too much fucking credit. She's at best a middle schooler Alex tried to e-date and at worst a victim who was groomed by this manchild.

 

[Be patient I have lurkism]

I feel like I'm going to die in my sleep now

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I feel like I'm going to die in my sleep now

...The real Alex looks like a fucking Greek god compared to that uncanny valley eldritch horror.

Also I hate it. But I raise you this "actual footage" of Alex explaining why the game is delayed.

 

[SIGSEGV]

...The real Alex looks like a fucking Greek god compared to that uncanny valley eldritch horror.

Also I hate it. But I raise you this "actual footage" of Alex explaining why the game is delayed.

The camera shake really turns this into a 10 out of 10.

 

[Dekurunda]

EDIT: How fucking old is this cum chalice meme!?
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Really old. The first example I've ever found is this video

https://youtu.be/NP-DTw73PJk

It was published in February 2010