TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

Apostolis said:
DSP in comparison with Spoony looks like hard-working Sisyphus because he relentlessly uploads his videos even though they are mocked by detractors the very same day. Spoony is way too lazy to even get up from the bed and show at the hearing.

The bums always lose! ~Spoony, circa 2010s

We fucking all make mistakes during youth. He's not exception. Some manage to make fewer mistakes and some just make a huge turd of problems but being adult requires to learn managing with collecting daily shit and moving on. But he still acts like 16 year old Spooner with mother in his bath tub. For him there is still some miraculous force called "parents" who can gather his shit so he can focus on his daydreaming.

He is a fucking waste of time.
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Also waste of thought, materia, space and effort. Amazingly, he's not a waste of taxpayer's money since he's too lazy/prideful to file for unemployment.

RumblyTumbly said:
Too bad he's unhire-able.

I doubt he'd even be able to do menial work like flipping burgers at McDonalds.
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Muthafucka's too busy with sadbrains to get rid of a molding pantry item. Punching in for his shift would be a K2 climb for him.

Travoltron said:
He seems like the kind of guy that doesn't pick it up and leaves that to his neighbors.
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Agreed, most likely Oreo exits through the flap, dungs the Jones' petunias then re-enters the Antwiler den through the same passage - "I wasn't anywhere near the crime scene, officer."
 
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I feel so bad for that poor dog. I hope Noah has the good sense to put the pooch up for adoption and have someone else care for her.

Yeah yeah, I know, feel free to rate me :optimistic:
 
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Totally Awesome said:
I don't know why Spoony is so ashamed of himself. He put himself out there and became a successful comedian. The only shame is the way he is acting now. He could easily go back to being a popular entertainer.
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There's no way he'll ever be popular again. Even if by some miracle he started releasing edited reviews, most of his fanbase has moved on an Youtube is a completely different place. It would be a like a boyband getting back together when they're in their 40's and expecting to have a hit single.

RumblyTumbly said:
I feel so bad for that poor dog. I hope Noah has the good sense to put the pooch up for adoption and have someone else care for her.

Yeah yeah, I know, feel free to rate me :optimistic:
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I agree, but given her age and the fact he couldn't afford a vet bill, he's not going to have her for much longer
 
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COME FEED ME MY OATMEAL YOU TRAITOROUS WENCH
 
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COME FEED ME MY OATMEAL YOU TRAITOROUS WENCH
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Oh, gaming goose, you poor, poor sap. Aside from Spoony himself being a miserable asshole, wasn't April a fan of his prior to being his gf? Given how he has treated his fans in recent years, I don't see how Spoony could use the "there's plenty of fish in the sea" line to cope.
 
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Totally Awesome said:
I don't know why Spoony is so ashamed of himself. He put himself out there and became a successful comedian. The only shame is the way he is acting now. He could easily go back to being a popular entertainer.
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Spoony is too scared to try again, let's face it Spoony if he came back would be watched out of curiosity not out of his adoring fans rushing to his aid again. Not only that but, his review style and his editing style really is a relic of its time. Its a time capsule of what USED to work, but, as we see now that style doesn't fit anymore. His comedy would be deemed "too harsh" in the landscape of "well I think its a bad game but you might love it so its ok" style of reviewing. He knows that if he were to try and come back he would essentially have to overhaul his presentation to be more socially viable. Now to someone like me I think him coming back with his old could be a breath of fresh air since while it is old, in our current reviewing landscape it would feel new. But, as I said he would basically be starting at the bottom, he would have to climb back up and he is terrified of that. Plus it's not like back in the day where video game reviewers would have THEIR thing, AVGN with LJN or Spoony with Final Fantasy are good examples of that, now everyone just does everything so even his gimmick is sort of gone. This also doesnt take into account the fact that he's closing in on 40 now, and he has missed out on a shit ton of editing and video making advancements that I dont think he'd be patient enough to learn. Hell you could argue his editing in his old videos was already out dated compared to what people like James Rolfe were doing. I think if Spoony ever does come back (high doubtful) he would either have to do it with the knowledge that his style is niche and will play to a understandably smaller audience than it once did, or he changes his style up to be more modern.
 
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TheShortWaveCerealKiller said:
Spoony is too scared to try again, let's face it Spoony if he came back would be watched out of curiosity not out of his adoring fans rushing to his aid again. Not only that but, his review style and his editing style really is a relic of its time. Its a time capsule of what USED to work, but, as we see now that style doesn't fit anymore. His comedy would be deemed "too harsh" in the landscape of "well I think its a bad game but you might love it so its ok" style of reviewing. He knows that if he were to try and come back he would essentially have to overhaul his presentation to be more socially viable. Now to someone like me I think him coming back with his old could be a breath of fresh air since while it is old, in our current reviewing landscape it would feel new. But, as I said he would basically be starting at the bottom, he would have to climb back up and he is terrified of that. Plus it's not like back in the day where video game reviewers would have THEIR thing, AVGN with LJN or Spoony with Final Fantasy are good examples of that, now everyone just does everything so even his gimmick is sort of gone. This also doesnt take into account the fact that he's closing in on 40 now, and he has missed out on a shit ton of editing and video making advancements that I dont think he'd be patient enough to learn. Hell you could argue his editing in his old videos was already out dated compared to what people like James Rolfe were doing. I think if Spoony ever does come back (high doubtful) he would either have to do it with the knowledge that his style is niche and will play to a understandably smaller audience than it once did, or he changes his style up to be more modern.
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I think if Spoony somewhat regularly released content on roughly the average quality of his old self he would guarantee a livable income, even if he improved little or none. It doesn't take much to fund a single shut-in nerd in suburban Arizona. Low bar, yet it'd be 90% of his battle.

Linkara is a good point of reference because his fanbase was always smaller than Spoony's and his product worse but he still scrapes by with his fat cow wife leeching off of him.
 
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I think if Spoony somewhat regularly released content on roughly the average quality of his old self he would guarantee a livable income, even if he improved little or none. It doesn't take much to fund a single shut-in nerd in suburban Arizona. Low bar, yet it'd be 90% of his battle.

Linkara is a good point of reference because his fanbase was always smaller than Spoony's and his product worse but he still scrapes by with his fat cow wife leeching off of him.
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Does Spoony still have that LOYAL fanbase Linkara does? Like I know hes got weirdos on Twitter but, does he still have those people who will stick with him no matter what? Cause if he does it may be viable after all, the only thing is well...somewhat regularly released content is not a phrase in Spoonys vernacular anymore.
 
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TheShortWaveCerealKiller said:
Does Spoony still have that LOYAL fanbase Linkara does? Like I know hes got weirdos on Twitter but, does he still have those people who will stick with him no matter what? Cause if he does it may be viable after all, the only thing is well...somewhat regularly released content is not a phrase in Spoonys vernacular anymore.
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He does. Spoony's fans have always been exceptionally zealous. Don't forget he still gets ~$350/mo from Patreon on top of hundreds of dollars in Superchats most streams despite having done fuck-all for over four years. That signals how much his income would pick up again if he got off his ass.

And like I said it doesn't need to pick up much. What he gets now for no effort is already close to a month of rent for 1-bed apartment.
 
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RJ MacReady said:
He does. Spoony's fans have always been exceptionally zealous. Don't forget he still gets ~$350/mo from Patreon on top of hundreds of dollars in Superchats most streams despite having done fuck-all for over four years. That signals how much his income would pick up again if he got off his ass.

And like I said it doesn't need to pick up much. What he gets now for no effort is already close to a month of rent for 1-bed apartment.
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There is something oddly tragic about that statement.
 
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