Her awful smell is more than a match for her repulsive appearance too. She must constantly pee because of her diabetes and she does not/cannot wipe. Chantal has smelled bad for so long now that her nose is used to it so it no longer picks up the true extent of her stench. Combine that with being a sweaty mess because of the summer heat and she must literally look and smell like death.
Last year, she boasted that she never uses deodorant or antiperspirant because she "doesn't really sweat much'. After facing ridicule about the claim for weeks, she then showed some off in a shopping haul video, calling "pit stick", just so that we would know she is such a regular user of it that she even has a jaunty nickname for it. See guys? I don't sweat, but I
do use pit stick anyway; I may be a celebrity, but I'm familiar with all your alien customs... After that, we've never seen her mention it again, but we definitely have seen her sweat up a storm (in February, never mind summer)
This is precisely the same relationship she has with napkins. She gets sauce and mayo and ketchup all over her face, arms, hands, dress, cheeks, lap, and chest when she eats. For months, she never used a napkin unless they were included in the bag of whatever fast food she had bought, and even then, it was very seldom. After yet another day of slovenliness, the number of people both in her comments section and right here commenting on her lack of napkins reached such a pitch, even she could not ignore it. So she finally took her mind off food long enough to buy a pack of napkins, after months of going without.
After that, she made a
big show of having napkins. "Got my Coldest Fatty bottle! Got my napkins!" she would say before yet another rampage of food that left her covered in crumbs and sauces. She went out of her way to comment about having a napkin, without ever acknowledging any of the comments. See guys? I'm normal too! Got my napkins! Psycho that she is, she took this charade to ridiculous lengths, once becoming very irate that Burger King had included napkins with her order. "I specifically told them
not to include napkins!", she told us, genuinely pissed. "I
already have them!" Who has such a reaction over napkins? Someone who is pretty fucking unfamiliar with napkins, that's who. Naturally, when the napkins ran out (around the end of March) we have almost never seen a napkin again. Last week, there was a noticeable increase in people commenting about her lack of napkins, so miraculously, a
new napkin pack was prominently on display a video or two back.
Given her obvious disinterest in deodorant and napkins, it isn't a giant leap to things like toothpaste and toilet paper. She obviously is only thinking about food when she waddles into Farm Boy; hygiene products are never on her mind since she has no habit of using them. Her teeth have looked yellow and greasy many a time, so that answers the question of toothpaste. Might she also be so cavalier about remembering to have toilet paper on hand, or will she go weeks or months without it too? If she does remember to buy it, it is the exception and not the rule.
There is no freakin' doubt she stinks. She may try to hide it with perfume sometimes, which creates a really sickly funk. Or she may just sit there in her crumbs, sweat, plaque, and skidmarks all day. I guarantee that if she got enough toilet paper comments, she'd make a big deal of saying "got my buttwipes", just like any casual beauty would. She's totally normal and hygienic, just like anyone else!
This, to me, is one of her most mindboggling traits; she is one of the most filthy narcissists in the world. Ya'd think that someone so convinced of her own beauty would at least be clean, but not our pants-shitting toddler.
