I love how anxious our cheese-rapist was to end the video so that she could promptly devour the rest of that abortion of a pasta dish, and the rest of the biscuits... and probably the mashed potatoes too. It looked like it physically pained her to tear her gaze away from the food for even just half a minute so she could sign off.
She shakes a fair amount of Kraft Parmesan cheese over her crab fettuccini Alfredo, declaring it to be "real" Parmesan. She then immediately corrects herself - "well, this is not real Parmesan", then states something to the effect of, "yeah, it's made of cellulose, wood chips. Wood chips are plants, so it's a vegetable" with the most smug little grin on her face. (Starts around 8:27ish). She edited a picture of her green abortion potion into the frame around the same time.
I want to believe she's joking but those sorts of mental gymnastics are so common with addicts...
Boy, she's gonna balloon up fast like never before if she does Red Lobster or other family restaurants on a regular basis at home. No way her Burger King bacchanals add up to that many calories... All she needs is to find her orange chicken, and her goose is cooked.
I suspect the flapper girl may never appear; why go to such work when you can just do this?
Boy, she's gonna balloon up fast like never before if she does Red Lobster or other family restaurants on a regular basis at home. No way her Burger King bacchanals add up to that many calories... All she needs is to find her orange chicken, and her goose is cooked.
I suspect the flapper girl may never appear; why go to such work when you can just do this?
I'm sure she thinks it's healthier because it's not fast food. Just like how deep frying a potato at home is healthier than eating fries from McDonald's because it's "home cooked".
The food aggression really came out when she spoke of her food being delivered to the wrong address. And this is AFTER she gets her food, (untouched by neighbour), but she still sounds ready to take on a muskox with a paring knife in order to get food.
I can just imagine what a flaming snot she was on the phone to the delivery service before the knock at the door.
For her neighbour's sake, I hopw she had ore on than her underwear.
I was idly browsing Chinzano's latest IG, and one of the most autistic and amusing things she does is blatantly pouting her nasty thin lips so they look bigger. Here are some examples, and some good ol'-fashioned bitchy comments:
Featuring her luxuriant facial hair and monobrow stubble from her eyebrows she "doesn't shape".
Never far from the fridge. She's nailing the autistic fish stare in this one.
The last thing a Beef 'n' Cheddar ever sees. I think the collar around her neck is either some kind of superficial BDSM accoutrement, or her broken collar after she escaped from P. T. Barnum's pachyderm menagerie.
Gorl, if you're going to overline your lips, at least do it evenly.
I'm not sure she's doing it in this one, but I defy anybody to falsify it on the Noh mask she digitally replaced her face with.
Between the bedraggled and dirty hair, the hairline starting behind her ears, her lipstick starting a centimetre before her lips do, and the fact that this is after photoshop, this could be her strongest offering of the entire collection!
Who could forget her avatar? I can only speak for myself here, but my sleep paralysis hallucinations are usually less obviously photoshopped than this. This "comedic" little upload is a good window into the future, when she has a stroke from trying to cure diabetes with fruit fasts.
At 22:27, after devouring three lobster tails, an order of fried shrimp, stuffed mushrooms, broiled scallops, half an order of crab fettuccine, and fucking cheese biscuits, Chantal let's us know that she's " Not going to fill up on those mashed potatoes". Thank god, girl. You had us worried.
I was idly browsing Chinzano's latest IG, and one of the most autistic and amusing things she does is blatantly pouting her nasty thin lips so they look bigger. Here are some examples, and some good ol'-fashioned bitchy comments:
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Featuring her luxuriant facial hair and monobrow stubble from her eyebrows she "doesn't shape".
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Never far from the fridge. She's nailing the autistic fish stare in this one.
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The last thing a Beef 'n' Cheddar ever sees. I think the collar around her neck is either some kind of superficial BDSM accoutrement, or her broken collar after she escaped from P. T. Barnum's pachyderm menagerie.
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I'm not sure she's doing it in this one, but I defy anybody to falsify it on the Noh mask she digitally replaced her face with.
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Between the bedraggled and dirty hair, the hairline starting behind her ears, her lipstick starting a centimetre before her lips do, and the fact that this is after photoshop, this could be her strongest offering of the entire collection!
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Who could forget her avatar? I can only speak for myself here, but my sleep paralysis hallucinations are usually less obviously photoshopped than this. This "comedic" little upload is a good window into the future, when she has a stroke from trying to cure diabetes with fruit fasts.
Nearly every picture looks like the expression a normal person with a sense of shame and decorum would make if they accidentally soiled themselves while walking into a job interview or first date.
But we know Chantal lacks shame and decorum, and soils herself regularly, without changing her expression.
Total Calories = 4810 calories
Total Sodium = 11350 mg sodium = 11.35 GRAMS of sodium
Recommended daily value sodium = 2300 mg
Chinny's consumption of sodium with this one meal = 483% of daily sodium value
Despite seeing her eat like this on a regular basis, it still astounds me how much sodium she pounds back in one meal, not to mention calories. Most people would likely feel physically ill trying to eat all this, no wonder she tics constantly.
God she was mardy as her arse telling us about the neighbours ending up with her food, the look on her face and the tone of her voice was a sign she was fuming. Imagine being her neighbours and getting a banquet for 4 turn up at your door only to find out it’s for the one obese smelly woman next door.
Total Calories = 4810 calories
Total Sodium = 11350 mg sodium = 11.35 GRAMS of sodium
Recommended daily value sodium = 2300 mg
Chinny's consumption of sodium with this one meal = 483% of daily sodium value
Despite seeing her eat like this on a regular basis, it still astounds me how much sodium she pounds back in one meal, not to mention calories. Most people would likely feel physically ill trying to eat all this, no wonder she tics constantly.
I was curious how much our gorl really spent, and it seems she wasn't lying: it's a hell of a spendy dinner. Not including taxes/delivery fees, this was about $94. Could you believe actually dropping that much cash on shitty seafood? lol.
I got suckered into going to Red Lobster a few years ago, and I got that crab alfredo. It is an OBSCENE amount of food. I ended up getting 3 meals out of it. It's not just the sheer size of the portions, it's how sickly rich it all is. I can't imagine eating that, plus a bunch of butter soaked lobster and scallops and fried shit.
I’m genuinely curious what caused the recent spending spree. We know for a fact that she isn’t making that much money off youtube. If she did, she wouldn’t live with a roommate in a small apartment. I just hope it’s not covid money from the government. That money is supposed to help support you through a rough patch, not be used to buy CK underwear and $100 meals. There are millions of people who are or will be homeless within weeks or months. If she didn’t need that money for survival, she shouldn’t have taken it.
I don’t care if she chooses to blow all of her own money on junk she doesn’t need, but it doesn’t feel right to spend government checks on anything other than essentials.
I was curious how much our gorl really spent, and it seems she wasn't lying: it's a hell of a spendy dinner. Not including taxes/delivery fees, this was about $94. Could you believe actually dropping that much cash on shitty seafood? lol.
I'm going to guess she ordered more like this via their website because the "Lobster Lover's Dream" is described as " A succulent roasted rock lobster tail, butter-poached Maritime lobster tail and lobster-and-shrimp linguini Alfredo. Served with choice of side." and you have the option of adding as many extras as you want at a reduced price.
I selected a random Red Lobster in Ottawa to get the proper tax amounts and her grand total (without delivery/tip) per their website is:
Subtotal (2 items)
$74.46 Estimated Tax
$9.68 Total
$84.14
Aside from feeling momentary panic at not getting her food, I think also she is embarrassed to have her neighbor see how much food she gets. I'm sure she said something about other people eating too. Same what she orders 2 "meals" including the drink to make it look like its for more than one person. Shit, now the neighbors will know the overweight woman next door, actually eats.
Chantal, being a mattress for older guys does NOT mean you were more mature, just more desperate.
I think she would. She is afraid to be alone, not to mention she needs an audience for all her fun, quirky personality traits. I'm sure she thinks spending all that is part of her "job" and writes it off taxes.
