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BriarHeart said:
Ask and ye shall receive:

Disclaimer: Captain Andy is not actually a MGTOW or an MRA, and is in fact lampooning their whining and general online fuckwittery.
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That is a seriously killer verse riff. I'm honestly going to be spending a bit of today learning it.

I mean, uh, I'm going to be looksplashing!
 
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DiamondInTheRough said:
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Legit. Diamond confirmed for wanting to fuck 8 year olds, dude.
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While I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt you have to keep in mind that on Sluthate you cannot distinguish the trolls from the real posters. Even if you were joking we don't have a basis to know this for sure not to mention the fact that it wasn't a very good joke to begin with. It follows the language of Sluthate and is indistinguishable from other posts so you shouldn't be surprised when the people here are under the assumption that you may be a pedophile.

I'm not sure why you thought that the best way to satirize the pedophiles on Sluthate was simply being the thing you're satirizing.
 
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Stratomsk said:
Even if you were joking we don't have a basis to know this for sure not to mention the fact that it wasn't a very good joke to begin with.
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I'd say a decent enough basis is that the linked comment is literally the only time I've been involved in a thread involving an underaged girl and that I make fun of the pedo crew(OmegaKV, mrz, et al) all the time. And how can you possibly say it's not a good joke when you don't know the context behind it and probably only have a cursory knowledge of SH jargon? Most in-jokes are pretty shit if you have no idea what's going on.

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It follows the language of Sluthate and is indistinguishable from other posts so you shouldn't be surprised when the people here are under the assumption that you may be a pedophile. I'm not sure why you thought that the best way to satirize the pedophiles on Sluthate was simply being the thing you're satirizing.
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That's been my brand of satire for a while, considering I'm a huge Sam Hyde nuthugger. And you still don't get half of the post which is me making fun of my own nose. I mean Frank's done a good enough job of getting me to reply to the thread, but I doubt he actually thinks I'm sexually attracted to children.
 
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Frank Rizzo said:
Even, for argument's sake, if you *did* make that post as a joke/satire.....it's still pretty fucking weird to make a joke like that. "Hur hur, that 10 year old girl is hot! Lolz, just kidding!"

Uh......yeah bro....funny joke.....
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Again, half of the joke is me regurgitating a meme about my nose that nobody here would get since they don't browse the website.

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DiamondInTheRough said:
Again, half of the joke is me regurgitating a meme about my nose that nobody here would get since they don't browse the website.

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I browse regularly for the farms. I spotted it and didn't care because it wasn't funny.

(btw i still think you're a pedofork)
 
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DiamondInTheRough said:
Again, half of the joke is me regurgitating a meme about my nose that nobody here would get since they don't browse the website.

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And again, putting aside all of the "in jokes" and memes and shit like that......

It's still......a pretty fucking weird ass, uncomfortable joke.

So, at worst, you're an actual pedo.

At best, you're a fucking weirdo who doesn't know shit about making jokes, and it's just enough weirdness that people start to question you.

Either way, you showed your power level.
 
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DiamondInTheRough said:
No, it's actually not like that at all. It's more like telling a non-native speaker why they didn't think the pun was funny.
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I make shit jokes all the time but I don't defend them telling people they're funny.

Here's a funny joke: What's the useless piece of skin on the end of a Sluthater's penis? All of him.
 
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DiamondInTheRough said:
That's been my brand of satire for a while, considering I'm a huge Sam Hyde nuthugger.
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You're no Tace Kiber.

So many #HOT#GIRLS in the mall. You always see one or two old guys walking around with their hands in their pockets scoping out the girls--they're #GROSS! I talked to a few of the girls and let them know how gross the old guys were and they agreed. They seemed to like me because the way I talk, I talk like them to let them know I'm cool. I try not to imagine certain things especially when these girls are like s_v_nteen or even s_xteen, so instead I have to imagine other things. I imagine getting into a head-on car #CRASH and my whole body getting #MASHED#UP until it is like a handful of pizza dough with #SAUSAGE#CHUNKS. Just my whole body getting mashed into #SMITHEREENS in about three seconds, such a fast and hard collision that it utterly destroys my whole physical being, because that's about has #HARD and #FAST as I'd ____ my ____ while thinking about these girls. #PERFECT#PRINCESSES, untouchable princesses bounding forever through the green fields in my mind. I am strong because I need to be in order to protect them. I just want to #PROTECT them never want to #HURT them. If they don't want me too then I would have to hurt them though. I need someone to #KILL#ME because I obviously don't have the courage to. A #BULLET#IN#THE#BRAIN or maybe a couple #ZIP-ties around my neck are in my future, that's for sure. I guess the reason I have such a low opinion of other people is because I have such a #LOW#OPINION of myself. Subconsciously (I would never admit this out loud) I know that I am worse than a pile of dog food. I deserve to be stuffed in a #PRISON cell with no air and be #LEFT#TO#ROT until I'm just bones. Call me Just Bones Tace. JBT 4 Ever. Kill me kill me #KILL#ME#KILL#ME
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DiamondInTheRough said:
How in the fuck does me being gay(I'm not) explain the fact that I got with a decent looking girl? I have no idea what this means...
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not so much that you got with her (though it may have helped), more the fact that you fucked-and-chucked her

we all know the vast majority of sluthaters are not the dumpers but the ones who get dumped
 
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IceCat said:
not so much that you got with her (though it may have helped), more the fact that you fucked-and-chucked her

we all know the vast majority of sluthaters are not the dumpers but the ones who get dumped
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Abloo bloo bloo, at least some people actually have the strength to get over it and not whinge about it into an echo chamber with other heart broken men and pedophiles. :heart-empty::heart-empty::heart-empty::heart-empty::heart-empty:
 
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