🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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It just brings me memories of my childhood

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Holy shit. For a split second I thought you edited Shoenice into the studio but that's actually him.

Jesus fucking Christ I think that's simultaneously funnier, and meaner, than any insult in the 1667 and a half pages preceding it. Well done, damn near put me in the hospital with that one.
 
The best part is he shaved it off so he is fucked for at least 2 weeks. He looks really bad and im not saying that as an a-log but from one human being to another.

What's even funnier is that he's going to have to go No Camera for at least all of next week because of how bad he looks, and we're all going to know WHY the camera isn't working next week.

OR

Now that he's read this, he's going to double down and suffer through it on camera to avoid giving in to the a-logs, which will make us laugh even harder.

It's a win-win for us.
 
You know you fucked up when Donald Trumps hair looks better. Looks like he glued a dead squirrel on his head.

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Reminded me of a joke from 300 pages back, still relevant.

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I dont understand how you end up with hair like this without walking into greatclips or whatever and asking with complete sincerity for The Charlie Brown.

Seriously dude going fucking bald would be better at this point, holy shit. It looks like a fucking toupƩe.
 
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