LGBT 5-12-2015: New Chris pics- comments indicate Chris is taking hormones

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if chris really is taking hormones and getting those daria D's so quickly, is there a chance that chris is taking too high of a dose? i wouldn't put it past chris to take huge dosages in a short amount of time in hopes it'll make him girly quicker. classic chris logic, you know?

(cursory google prowling - so apparently taking a lot of E won't necessarily make your tits bigger faster because that's just how estrogen works, but it could lead to some fun things like liver failure and heart problems. but chris had gynecomastia before starting hormones so maybe that's what made them betty B's pop into daria D's so fast? HMMMM!)
 
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Meowzers said:
if chris really is taking hormones and getting those daria D's so quickly, is there a chance that chris is taking too high of a dose? i wouldn't put it past chris to take huge dosages in a short amount of time in hopes it'll make him girly quicker. classic chris logic, you know?

(cursory google prowling - so apparently taking a lot of E won't necessarily make your tits bigger faster because that's just how estrogen works, but it could lead to some fun things like liver failure and heart problems. but chris had gynecomastia before starting hormones so maybe that's what made them betty B's pop into daria D's so fast? HMMMM!)
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His "breast growth" thing is entirely placebo effect and wishful thinking. He's using some BS herbal estrogen cream. It doesn't do anything. Thankfully, he's not risking his health doing it.
 
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Wally Balljacker said:
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He has so many moles and/or bug bites all over his body.
 
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Delicious Stickmeat said:
His "breast growth" thing is entirely placebo effect and wishful thinking. He's using some BS herbal estrogen cream. It doesn't do anything. Thankfully, he's not risking his health doing it.
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Yeah, if there was a magic pill that could give you D-cup titties like that, girls all over would be taking it. Chris has D-cup man-boobs from eating at Mickey Ds and Hungry Man dinners, it's as simple as that.

Satan said:
I remember the good old days when Chris wasn't thirty yet and people thought he wouldn't make it to thirty.
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You've got to be insanely unhealthy or unlucky to get a heart attack in your 20's. Mid 30s --it gets a lot more possible. Once Chris gets to the big 4-0, he's living on borrowed time if he doesn't change his lifestyle.
 
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Skeealator said:
You've got to be insanely unhealthy or unlucky to get a heart attack in your 20's. Mid 30s --it gets a lot more possible. Once Chris gets to the big 4-0, he's living on borrowed time if he doesn't change his lifestyle.
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Barb is turning 74 this year and people have been predicting her death is near for years now. Chris will turn 40, nothing will happen. He'll turn 50, nothing will happen. He'll be 80 years old and still shit himself and do nothing, and by the time he'll die we will have joined him.
 
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Petronella said:
I wonder if someone at Impulse is providing Chris with hormones. I could see him bemoaning his gender woes to someone over a drink, and them deciding to "help" him out.
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If somebody is helping him out and providing hormones then I fear for him, they'll either want something in return that he can't/won't provide (and no I'm not necessarily taking about sexual services you gutter minded freaks) Or they'll want paying with money he doesn't have. Sure it isn't cocaine or anything, but nobody gives valuable drugs away for free, sooner or later everyone pays.
 
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lipitor said:
How do you know?
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I admit I don't have proof on hand, but it's my suspicion based on a long history of his public and private grumbling. Marvin and I disagree on this but I'm pretty confident.

Thetan said:
I think that in some way, he actually misses the attention (although he'd never admit it)
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I think it's even simpler than that. He just doesn't know what else to do with his time, and he doesn't want to find something new to occupy himself with because that's hard.
 
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Tsukiko said:
Well fuck, I promised I'd switch to female pronouns if Chris started taking hormones.
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HA HA, I MADE NO SUCH COMMITMENT. I AM FREE, FREE TO CONTINUE SHITTING ON CHRIS'S DREAMS.

Marvin said:
Midol just treats symptoms, I think. I'm talking about things specifically containing estrogen. They come in low dose creams that you can get over the counter.

Edit: To clarify, this sort of thing is part of a black market, so they might not actually do anything for someone in Chris' situation, compared to prescription medications. Just saying it's probably something like that that Chris is doing.
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Protip: This is Marvin's covert way of signalling that Chris is definitely taking estrogen creams.

Protip 02: A statement such as the one I just made can lure Marvin into making a more direct confirmation or denial. I love Marvin's posts, they're like secret coded diplomatic cables.
 
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