Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Tism the Return]

I love the fact that this thread turned into the classic nurture vs nature debate but with a paint coat of autism.

 

[Pond Scum]

I love the fact that this thread turned into the classic nurture vs nature debate but with a paint coat of autism.

Inside every Kiwi there is a failed psychiatrist.

 

[Hylics]

I agree that his parents were shitty ones, but in this situation I think the same that I think about the situation of Boogie2988.
I absolutely agree with your last point. You have to keep in mind Alex is a 30 something dude, he's an adult, he's no longer a kid, he has moral agency and the ability to think ahead, so there's a point in which he can't use his upbringing as an excuse for his behaviour (or lack of thereof) anymore.
Edit: typos

This is an important point. The environment in which you are raised greatly influences your development. Despite that, it does not hard-code behaviors, ideas or beliefs into you that cannot be overturned. You have the agency to change yourself in any way that you want.

 

[Negative Nancy Drew]

It doesn't matter how poor he was raised.

Was he even poorly raised?
Yes, he was homeschooled, but I knew and hung out with quite a few of those, and they were normal save for being quite a bit more Catholic than the average member of our community.

Keep in mind that we can't trust Alex 'I want to kill my parents' Mahan very much for a non-biased explanation of his childhood.

Regardless, I agree with the consensus that he's had ten years to unfuck himself even if his parents actively abused him (which I do not believe they even did by mistake).

 

[CupcakeBitch]

Regardless, I agree with the consensus that he's had ten years to unfuck himself even if his parents actively abused him (which I do not believe they even did by mistake).

He's had plenty of chances to get professional help but he has refused to because he thinks it would be a waste of time or something stupid like that. The most likely reason for why he hasn't gone to a therapist is because he's too lazy to improve himself and he won't be able to use his sob stories to manipulate the therapist like he does with his mods and the people in his fanbase. By the way he acts he would be a nightmare for anyone trained to help people with mental health problems and would be completely resistant in taking any advice or putting any effort into the things he's asked to do in between sessions,.

 

[verygayFrogs]

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[Bad Take Crucifier]

I've seen a crap-ton of assholes come from actually very nice, sweet, and often well-off parents, but the parents were just total pussies unable to punish them as kids. If you don't deal with your kid's assholish behavior and you let it slide, undisciplined, it doesn't make the kid magically not-an-asshole when they turn 18. It makes a shitty, assholish adult that the outside world will have to deal with, because the kid was never properly punished for being an asshole.

...And then the world has yet another narcissist on its hands ("my parents told me I was just fine, why is the world sooooo mean to me and not letting me get away with shit?! waaah unfair!!")

I DO consider this a form of abuse, because it is letting them miss key milestones out of laziness, to the point they're an emotionally crippled, useless adult. And then letting the fucking world deal with the result. We've seen this from tons of lolcows: They're the result of either an over-protective helicopter parent, or an extremely distant but spoiling-you-to-shut-you-up parent. For a tired parent, allowing a nearly-adult teen behave like a kid might seem easy, but the real world doesn't forgive, and people will not indulge that bullshit, nor will anyone be willing to gently explain to that kid why they're wrong. Letting Alex goof around on the Internet or watch TV while NOT SENDING HIM TO SCHOOL, and keeping him at home so nothing bad ever happens sounds like they wanted to "pwotecc to the widdle boy." That was not "helping" him. It would have been baby-ifying him and not letting him make his OWN mistakes and grow from finding out he's sometimes wrong.

 

[Reluctant MC]

You guys make it sound like Alex grew up in some severely abusive household or something. Alex was just a sheltered child with typical upper-middle class cultural Catholic parents. The only real mistake that his parents made was being over-indulgent and letting him be raised by the internet.

Right? We are talking about a dude who thinks learning that "sluts" exist is a valid traumatic experience. Imagine how easy it must be to get on his bad side. He's a pathetic moral fag.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

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Spoiler: Fanfic sperging

Alex Mahan, after years of fucking his sex doll, has finally grown tired of it. After all these years, the unthinkable happens: Alex is bored of the female body. Of course, he's never been intimate enough with any female to know what an actual body of their's would be like, but as far as he was concerned they were no more different than the sex instrument he goes back to every night.

One day, while he was browsing the internet for some kind of porn to ignite that interest yet again, he learns of a man named "Butch Hartman". Surprisingly, Alex decided that instead of scouring the internet for fap material, he would look into who this person is. A man known for his popular children shows many fondly remember as one of their favorite forms entertainment. Intrigued, Alex decides to read more about this person. He learned about his success, his popularity, anything he could find about him. Although, what interested him most was Butch's failed project.

That's about as much as I feel like typing.

I've seen a crap-ton of kids come from actually very nice, sweet, and often well-off parents, but the parents were just total pussies unable to punish the kids. If you don't deal with your kid's assholish behavior and you let it slide, undisciplined, it doesn't make the kid magically not-an-asshole when they turn 18. It makes a shitty, assholish adult that the outside world will have to deal with, because the kid was never properly punished for being an asshole.

...And then the world has yet another narcissist on its hands ("my parents told me I was just fine, why is the world sooooo mean to me and not letting me get away with shit?! waaah unfair!!")

I DO consider this a form of abuse, because it is letting them miss key milestones out of laziness, to the point they're an emotionally crippled, useless adult. Then letting the fucking world deal with the result. We've seen this from tons of lolcows: They're the result of either an over indulgant helicopter parent, or an extremely distant but spoiling-you-to-shut-you-up parent. Allowing a nearly adult teen behave like a kid might seem easy, but the real world doesn't forgive, and people will not indulge that bullshit, nor will anyone be willing to gently explain why they're wrong. Letting Alex goof around on the Internet or watch TV while NOT SENDING HIM TO SCHOOL, and keeping him at home so nothing bad ever happens to the widdle boy, was not helping him. It would have been baby-ifying him and not letting him make his OWN mistakes and grow.

I'd argue that that's more a form of neglect than abuse, because abuse would imply that they're directly negatively impacting their child.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I'd argue that that's more a form of neglect than abuse, because abuse would imply that they're directly negatively impacting their child.

I definitely understand since abuse sounds like a strong word and brings physical assault to mind for most people. Neglecting parental duty and/or spoiling to get out of parent work is more of a slow ticking time bomb than "direct." But still impacts them either way.

It's in the same vein as parents who let their kids get incredibly obese, and then cry that their lil' hamplanet is being bullied for being fat. Yeah, they really were trying to be nice to the kid by giving them cookies and soda all the time, because it made the kid happy. But in reality they set the kid up for a lifetime of misery, abuse from the world, and actual health problems as a result of teaching them addictive behaviors instead of cost & reward. It's essentially setting them up to be abused by the world by ignoring reality, so I'd call it a form of abuse.

Alex's parents probably didn't dream for him to be a useless NEET, with a sexdoll for a wife, getting made fun of for being a total retard on the Internet, but here we are.

Spoiler: Fanfic sperging

Alex Mahan, after years of fucking his sex doll, has finally grown tired of it. After all these years, the unthinkable happens: Alex is bored of the female body. Of course, he's never been intimate enough with any female to know what an actual body of their's would be like, but as far as he was concerned they were no more different than the sex instrument he goes back to every night.

One day, while he was browsing the internet for some kind of porn to ignite that interest yet again, learns of a man named "Butch Hartman". Surprisingly, Alex decided that instead of scouring the internet for fap material, he would look into who this person. A man known for his popular children shows many fondly remember as one of their favorite forms entertainment. Intrigued, Alex decides to read more about this person. He learned about his success, his popularity, anything he could find about him. Although, what interested him most was Butch's failed project.

fucking haram ☪☪☪

 

[PurpleNeoal]

So many people grow up in shitty situations or around bad people and go on to learn to live normal and fulfilling lives. While he might have not have been raised the best he should be held accountable for his views.

Maybe he doesn't feel or can't see there's something better out there, so he stuck in a toxic environment.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Maybe he doesn't feel or can't see there's something better out there, so he stuck in a toxic environment.

Again, you guys are reading way too much into this. He's just a spoiled brat living in a very nice house for free who squandered his chance to make millions. I'm sure his parents are perfectly nice people who aren't toxic, just indulgent.

 

[Hylics]

Right? We are talking about a dude who thinks learning that "sluts" exist is a valid traumatic experience. Imagine how easy it must be to get on his bad side. He's a pathetic moral fag.

He has it backwards. A world without sluts would be truly traumatic.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

fucking haram ☪☪☪

And now I realized I made some stupid writing mistakes in my shitpost. I want to fix them, but that'd be pretty autistic of me.

 

[York]

Hi, I've set up a git repo to automatically document debunk page changes since sites like the Wayback Machine are having some outages lately: https://gitlab.com/yorker/ysdh

It grabs the original HTML and creates a cleaned-up Markdown version for the sane (and so diffs can be readable). Once Internet Archive's API starts working again, I'll have it create a snapshot for each change as well.

Spoiler: Website info for whoever cares

Alex's registrar for the yanderesimulator.com domain is GoDaddy, and he also uses their website hosting service (secureserver.net). The site runs on Apache and ProcessWire CMS and sits behind Cloudflare, though the origin IP address (107.180.58.31) is stupidly easy to find because he didn't remove the MX records that point directly to it (pretty damn hilarious). It's also got cPanel and WHM. (I looked into this stuff mainly to get past Cloudflare's borderline authoritarian ratelimits, but I suppose it's sorta interesting nonetheless.)

If you want to give it a go, https://dnsdumpster.com/ is a useful resource for finding subdomains and DNS records. As a side note, if you want to request from the site's IP directly you'll need to send a Host header with the correct domain name for GoDaddy to serve you the right site.

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

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i want to fucking die

 

[Activelo]

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I ship this pairing.

Butch could help Alex off the ground and help jumpstart his career-oh wait.

 

[linchan]

Imagine this. There is a good chance that one day a academic textbook on Deep Learning will feature Yanderedev's face as an example of a deep fake.

 

[Protistology]

Alex just posted the detailed timeline of Ayano's backstory on the official subreddit.

https://yanderesimulator.com/FamilyHistory.txt

 

[ｃｈｌｏｒｉｎｅ]

Alex just posted the detailed timeline of Ayano's backstory on the official subreddit.

https://yanderesimulator.com/FamilyHistory.txt

Of fucking course Alex is prioritizing the shitty lore of his game over actually coding it. It's not even interesting. No normal person cares about Ayano's long ass family tree; they just want to play the damn game.