🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Psicopax]

Is that Dragonstare1 guy her ex? Seems to like anything she posts.

It reads very hyperbolic. Parents keeping her without sleep and showering? Not likely, at least not parents who then travels to DC to spend time with her.
I can imagine the sleep depravation torture being her sleeping from 5 am to 4 pm or something and her parents not having it and forcing her up before noon. The shower thing is probably just that she use the bathroom as a place to be herself/hide, especially if chores are on the menu.

AHalfWayCrook/ASubButNotTheSandwich and Lewis are the names of the ex's we have confirmed.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Is that Dragonstare1 guy her ex? Seems to like anything she posts.

She has a lot of male orbiters, they're all either older guys, gays, or very small time YouTubers... Ralph is by far the largest content creator that she had any kind of regular interactions with. There were a couple of females she interacted with but not many and not as regularly as her male followers. When it comes to real friends I don't think she has any apart from relatives, she was homeschooled for the last 3 years and used to have an imaginary friend... she even referred to herself as a hermit in her Twitter bio..

 

[Perspicacity]

That is indeed based Mr. Vickers, photo taken in 2017 during a trip to Disneyland. She does have what I'd call your basic teen issues, "hates" parents because they're strict, likely exaggerates a lot of her issues with them. Some of her tweets about them are just bizarre, even if half this shit is true why would you admit to it, especially the part about your parents not letting you shower:
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"MY PARENTS ARE RUINING MY LIFE! THEY WANT ME TO PICK UP AFTER MY BABY BROTHER, I'M THEIR SLAVE GIRL! THEY WON'T EVEN LET ME DO MY HOMEWORK, THIS IS LIKE A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY, I CANT EVEN SHOWER! I'M SO EXHAUSTED AND DEVELOPED PTSD FROM THIS ABUSE!" -Child Bride

This girl has time to make YT videos, thousands of twitter messages, date degenerates, and talk all night to a 34 year old alcoholic degenerate and somehow get to him across the country. She ain't busy with anything, clearly has way too much time on her hands. Ralph must truly have permanent wet brain..... how you deal with an 18 year old girl without your dick shriveling up is beyond me.

 

[Mrdeadmandt]

That is indeed based Mr. Vickers, photo taken in 2017 during a trip to Disneyland. She does have what I'd call your basic teen issues, "hates" parents because they're strict, likely exaggerates a lot of her issues with them. Some of her tweets about them are just bizarre, even if half this shit is true why would you admit to it, especially the part about your parents not letting you shower:
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Sounds like she doesn't like doing chores and thinks she's entitled to stuff just for doing what is expected of her. Pretty typical of a teenager that doesn't want to be told what to do.

Glad that she's going back to her family. Living with a drunken gunt is not worth running away from home to escape chores and responsibilities.

 

[Mrdeadmandt]

"MY PARENTS ARE RUINING MY LIFE! THEY WANT ME TO PICK UP AFTER MY BABY BROTHER, I'M THEIR SLAVE GIRL. THEY WON'T EVEN LET ME DO MY HOMEWORK, THIS IS LIKE A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY, I CANT EVEN SHOWER. I'M SO EXHAUSTED AND DEVELOPED PTSD FROM THIS ABUSE." -Child Bride

This girl has time to make YT videos, thousands of twitter messages, date degenerates, and talk all night to a 34 year old alcoholic degenerate and somehow get to him across the country. She ain't busy with anything, clearly has way too much time on her hands. Ralph must truly have permanent wet brain..... how you deal with an 18 year old girl without your dick shriveling up is beyond me.

If you got time to lean, then you got time to clean.

 

[Fools Idol]

To be fair to the girl, her parents might be shitty. No one knows what goes on behind closed doors. With than being said, going back home is the best thing she can do. Ralph is not the best influence for anyone never mind a 18 year old nutcase.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

I guess we're supposed to get mad about this? I think it's funny Ralph is having Boogie on to try and make himself look less fat:

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[Disheveled Human]

To be fair to the girl, her parents might be shitty. No one knows what goes on behind closed doors. With than being said, going back home is the best thing she can do. Ralph is not the best influence for anyone never mind a 18 year old nutcase.

I bet she had to do basic shit once and a while like watch the younger brother or do the dishes, They probably gave her an allowance to boot. Most functional people go through this kind of an upbringing and turn out normal like their house isn't a pigsty and they go to work on time ect. The kids that grow up in a free for all houshold are the people that can't hold a job and live in their own filth.

 

[High Tea]

That is indeed based Mr. Vickers, photo taken in 2017 during a trip to Disneyland. She does have what I'd call your basic teen issues, "hates" parents because they're strict, likely exaggerates a lot of her issues with them. Some of her tweets about them are just bizarre, even if half this shit is true why would you admit to it, especially the part about your parents not letting you shower:
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Knowing people in big families as a teen, this sounds like parents expect her to help and she doesn't want to. Sadly for her, that's kind of part of being in a big family. The oldest is expected to help. If she was the youngest, it wouldn't be an issue.

As to the shower one, maybe she frequently tried to get out of chores by saying she had to take a shower. Or it's because they live in Cali. Aren't there extremely strict water rules? Maybe she had to ask so as to not go over the government allotment. Don't you have to pay a fine or something if you go over?

 

[Grim_Autismo]

I think what happened is the poor school kid got homesick, I'm sure she will return to the gunt for more abuse though. But I still stand on my bet where by x-mas it will be a wrap and she will be back home for Christmas with the family.

Christmas at the Ralph House sounds pretty grim; a fifth of booze and everyone gets a two piece and a biscuit.

I guess we're supposed to get mad about this? I think it's funny Ralph is having Boogie on to try and make himself look less fat:
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Boogie will go on anything, he has fuck all to do and loves an excuse to generate kahntent he has to apologize for later. Dyer's ramblings about "The West" are middling at best and Frank Hassle is a "friend of the show" for Dick.

So I guess you could say Dick could've put together a show like this but even Dick isn't that boring.

 

[JewBacca]

At the end of the day, how fucked up is your mental state, that you would choose to go back to a small shithole dilapidated one bedroom house with your disgusting boyfriend and his mother?

Personally I would take daily beatings about the head from my father, before submitting myself to that hovel. You can just smell the stench coming off the picture of Ralph's house. I can't get out of my head how sad of a life Ralph must have lead, if this is what equates to winning for middle aged Ralph.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Jay dyer is annoying I remember laughing at him in a chatroom years ago calling him a book merchant and he got all defensive and said well debate me then. I told him I didn't want to waste my time talking to him.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

At the end of the day, how fucked up is your mental state, that you would choose to go back to a small shithole dilapidated one bedroom house with your disgusting boyfriend and his mother?

Personally I would take daily beatings about the head from my father, before submitting myself to that hovel. You can just smell the stench coming off the picture of Ralph's house. I can't get out of my head how sad of a life Ralph must have lead, if this is what equates to winning for middle aged Ralph.

The man openly brags about how hoodrich he is drinking a $6 pale ale like it's something God himself can only afford to do once a year, he has no idea how nice life can be. Even his "rich" friend Dick lives like an animal in a crackshack with a bad lawn. He has no idea what winning is.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I guess we're supposed to get mad about this? I think it's funny Ralph is having Boogie on to try and make himself look less fat:
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Ah, the classic Killstream formula: bring on someone more interesting than you and milk them for all they're worth.

 

[Love Machine]

Frank Russle is a literally who tho. Jay Dyer might as well be a literally who. Im not sure how Ralph thinks that line up is supposed to own us? Boogie? is that like a joke? He is the laughing stock of a good portion of the internet now that people have caught on to his grift, Ralph is just gonna suck his cock for the whole show.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

I guess we're supposed to get mad about this? I think it's funny Ralph is having Boogie on to try and make himself look less fat:
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I like some of Frank's videos but as a guest on a talk show he's nothing special. Boogie and Jay are completely uninteresting to me. Not sure why we're supposed to be impressed by this, but whatever. Cope harder gunt.

 

[Fools Idol]

I bet she had to do basic shit once and a while like watch the younger brother or do the dishes, They probably gave her an allowance to boot. Most functional people go through this kind of an upbringing and turn out normal like their house isn't a pigsty and they go to work on time ect. The kids that grow up in a free for all houshold are the people that can't hold a job and live in their own filth.

The girl is a nutjob and I'm not inclined to believe her stories. However she could be telling the truth about her parents. I'm still hoping she goes back home and cuts contact with Ralph though.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Jay dyer is annoying I remember laughing at him in a chatroom years ago calling him a book merchant and he got all defensive and said well debate me then. I told him I didn't want to waste my time talking to him.

Well debate me then translated from The Original Guide to Grifter English:

"I don't have any way to refute your valid point directly so I'm going to fight you in my own backyard with a bunch of secret weapons that you're not allowed to use or I'll label you as arguing in bad faith. I'll also frame the fight in such a way that you get cut off at the knees and none of what we'll talk about is me being a book merchant, it'll be about you being a lahhher and a haaaaaaydur. I will also use this to sell more books because I'm a faggot. Teehee."

 

[Desktop User2]

I guess we're supposed to get mad about this? I think it's funny Ralph is having Boogie on to try and make himself look less fat:
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It baffles me more the fact he thinks we must be impressed by that line up

 

[John McAfee]

Maybe he is going to set booger up to dethrone him from him and loud beaners' upcoming podcast so he himself can get bruised knees from fluffing Dax sufficiently.