🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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JewBacca said:
At the end of the day, how fucked up is your mental state, that you would choose to go back to a small shithole dilapidated one bedroom house with your disgusting boyfriend and his mother?

Personally I would take daily beatings about the head from my father, before submitting myself to that hovel. You can just smell the stench coming off the picture of Ralph's house. I can't get out of my head how sad of a life Ralph must have lead, if this is what equates to winning for middle aged Ralph.
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Imagine running away from home to live in this.
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Faith's fucked in the head.
Also how the fuck does Ralph fit through that door? We know it wouldn't be a problem hight wise but the door looks so narrow.
 
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ulsterscotsman said:
Imagine running away from home to live in this.
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Faith's fucked in the head.
Also how the fuck does Ralph fit through that door? We know it wouldn't be a problem hight wise but the door looks so narrow.
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You know, that house could look P comfy if he literally did ANY work on it
Fresh coat of paint, some plants, cut your own fucking grass. Clean up the wires hanging off. It has potential. God I would def redo those windows though, they are like comically small.
 
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Love_Machine011 said:
You know, that house could look P comfy if he literally did ANY work on it
Fresh coat of paint, some plants, cut your own fucking grass. Clean up the wires hanging off. It has potential. God I would def redo those windows though, they are like comically small.
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The windows are just there to pass code they are all probably painted shut.
 
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Disheveled Human said:
Jay dyer is annoying I remember laughing at him in a chatroom years ago calling him a book merchant and he got all defensive and said well debate me then. I told him I didn't want to waste my time talking to him.
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The worst you can say about Jay is he has an unforgivably bad internet connection and his celebrity impressions are cringy. I can't see him being an asshole even if you were there desperately trying to set him off.
 
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Disheveled Human said:
The windows are just their to pass code they are all probably painted shut.
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And remember that he has chosen to live this way. His whole world is a little sunroom covered in moving blankets to keep the sunlight out. He's no better than an Eastern European trafficking victim doing cam shows to make money, but at least the sex slave has hope of escaping.
 
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ulsterscotsman said:
Imagine running away from home to live in this.
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Faith's fucked in the head.
Also how the fuck does Ralph fit through that door? We know it wouldn't be a problem hight wise but the door looks so narrow.
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I always chuckle when people try to disparage him about living in a double wide. Tonka's double wide looks far nicer than Ralph's hovel.
 
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JewBacca said:
I always chuckle when people try to disparage him about living in a double wide. Tonka's double wide looks far nicer than Ralph's hovel.
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Yea it really makes you wonder how Ralph could mock Tonka's living situation when he is arguably in just as bad a state.
 
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ulsterscotsman said:
Imagine running away from home to live in this.
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Faith's fucked in the head.
Also how the fuck does Ralph fit through that door? We know it wouldn't be a problem hight wise but the door looks so narrow.
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It's a shame that the google maps picture is 6 years old. I wonder what it looks like now.
 
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I actually tuned into the Killstream last night. It was pretty dull, but someone called in and mocked Ethan over the phone and made me laugh.
Then he was giving his outro and it was low energy, and forced. Also, can someone explain why Ralph moved his camera and shaved?????
I can't be the only one who's getting a Destiny/Steve Shives/h3h3 vibe from all this new look of the show.
 
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NickColeman said:
I actually tuned into the Killstream last night. It was pretty dull, but someone called in and mocked Ethan over the phone and made me laugh.
Then he was giving his outro and it was low energy, and forced. Also, can someone explain why Ralph moved his camera and shaved?????
I can't be the only one who's getting a Destiny/Steve Shives/h3h3 vibe from all this new look of the show.
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He's ripping of Masterson.
 
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ulsterscotsman said:
Imagine running away from home to live in this.
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Faith's fucked in the head.
Also how the fuck does Ralph fit through that door? We know it wouldn't be a problem hight wise but the door looks so narrow.
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It is a narrow door, but he could use butter. It's also perfectly plausible that his gunt secretions provide amble lubrication.
 
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floom said:
Doubt it’s a coincidence that Faith’s parents flew to DC right after Ade said Gunt lied about his mom being in the hospital. I would be very surprised if they don’t bring Faith back with them.
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I have no doubt that they intend to convince her to go back with them, but we don't know just how dumb she is yet. She might go right back to Ralph, especially if they force the issue a little too hard and she feels defensive. Depends on how much she actually likes being with Ralph, which depends on how dumb she may or may not be.
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
I guess we're supposed to get mad about this? I think it's funny Ralph is having Boogie on to try and make himself look less fat:
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You mean these guests going on the Killstream doesn't have you pissed? I am so mad. I am so fucking mad at these people. They don’t do this to fucking us. We’re going to fucking ritualistically alog them. I am coming back to spam the Killstream livechat every fucking weeknight if I have to. Like this is never over. We win. They fucking lose. That’s how the Internet fucking works. Little fucking gunts. They get doxed by people like us. Little fucking ralphamales. My twitter sock accounts fucking ratioed those little pieces of fucking shit. KiwiFarms rules the fucking Internet. Those ecelebs get epic trolled by people like us. They look up and see an avatar like mine looking down at them. That’s how IBS fucking works. We are going to shit up this fucking thread.
 
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