Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

Aaa0aaa0 said:
To be fair, do you want any of these people to get into cocaine? Hard drugs fuck a person up, and if cluster b personality disorders and other mental illness run more often in this group than your average population, it won't be pretty for them others around them :(

Besides, the more drugs you do the less hobbirs you have, meaning there would be maybe a year of drug related spells before they turned into regular old junkies.
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I don't want anyone on any drugs, I just find the weed-only "'cause it's natural!" vegan addict so much more annoying to be around, specially 'cause they're so abundant on college campuses talking about it in the daylight, than the all-the-way coke addict who, if they have some decency, will only tell you about bringing coke with them if you go to a bar after class. Mental illnesses affected by those drugs aside.
Also I don't validate these witches' BPD self diagnosis so I assume they just have plain depression and spoiled bitch disease, to which most drugs would just make them more whiny to others.
Short-term, non-regular use of drugs (not to the point of straight-up fucking your brain) is said to bring around you the spirits that couln't let go enough of earthly attachments to go to the other side whom are attracted to that addiction. Their energy will then follow you, sometimes they might stick so hardly no incense-at-home cleanse would ever take them out, specially if you keep using what they're addicted to. A white brat might need to go outside for once and have some old woman take those spirits out and tell her how irresponsible she is when dealing with those energies.
 
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fuzzyrodent85 said:
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I don't know who Badb is but I feel sorry for them.
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Badb was thought of as a raven-goddess of the ancient Celtic pantheon who presided over war and death, as well as prophecies of doom. I'm not sure what this person thinks she represents, but it's probably not the reality.
 
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Shaka Brah said:
Badb was thought of as a raven-goddess of the ancient Celtic pantheon who presided over war and death, as well as prophecies of doom. I'm not sure what this person thinks she represents, but it's probably not the reality.
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imagine being a badass Celtic war raven-god that sends prophecies of death and having someone scribble a raven with a crayola marker as a offering for you instead of like, a feast or specially crafted art
 
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NoReturn said:
And that's why David Bowie was a better magician than most of the people in his cohort.
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“Real” magick, like the kind that involve incantations, sigils, occult theory, True Will, shit like that, works best for people who already have all the power and material desires most people could want. All the great occultists were members of the upper or upper-middle class. Even then magic isn’t for empowering the magician or humans. It really is incredibly evil. The entities that are actually performing the supernatural effect* see the magician as nothing but a tool to cast aside once the magician has served his/her purpose. Crowley actually was one of the greatest occultists that ever lived. All of the evil of the sexual revolution and the 60’s hedonism comes from him. Even then he was an addict, spent most of his life tormented by a demon he stupidly summoned, died broke because he spent his entire aristocrat’s fortune on drugs and hookers, etc. He even raped an Egyptian boy because he thought it would give him supernatural power. Considering what he’s getting his supposed powers from it’s not entirely stupid, just cartoonishly evil.

*No magician has actual supernatural power. It’s all about making oneself a better vessel/gateway for the occult entities (demons) and the magicians have no ability to control them or defend themselves from them once they’ve invited these things in. Doing things like rape and torture doesn’t actually grant a magician power but the entities like it when people transgress. Occult lore states that the entities feed off of it and it gives them easier access to the material realm.

The closest thing there is to “white magic” is genuine miracles that come from God. Some people, IE. cunning folk, hoodoo men, some European occultists, practice “magic” and may work actual miracles (or the “real magick” I mentioned above), but the “drama” of magic is a hindrance to miracles because it makes someone thinks they need it. It’s a hindrance to faith.
 
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You're not "valid" HERE. Lol.
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He looks like a goth thumb.
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Yeah, probably because you people offer him period blood.
 
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verygayFrogs said:
And I looked it up: Apollo is a god of healing, so why the fuck are you giving period blood, that won’t summon him for shit. And y’all are stupid and as a god of knowledge, he’s doing the same stuff we are: Pointing and laughing
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It's also the fact that Apollo is pretty much the incarnation of youthful masculinity which makes the idea of him gobbling up some fat whale's neverbabies pretty fucking absurd
 
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Dye It Bebsi said:
It's also the fact that Apollo is pretty much the incarnation of youthful masculinity which makes the idea of him gobbling up some fat whale's neverbabies pretty fucking absurd
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Even more; Apollo takes an active opposition to female centric and chtonic cults. Best known is his slaughter of the Python at Delphi, where he slaughtered a symbol of Gaia, mother Earth. He did this to make place for a temple to himself. They're offering period blood, chtonic fluid par exellence to the only god who might equal Zeus in the "Olympian disdain for women" department.
 
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They're probably using period blood to write sigils on their sandwich.
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All witches do is drink tea and put essential oils in their vagina. They are not terrorists.
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These people probably already fuck pinecones.
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Aphrodite must be so grateful.
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Isn't her father a rapist?
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The most magickal property soda has is rotting your teeth.
 
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