Stasi
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jan 6, 2019
The only thing Ralph is capable of calculating is the exact change needed for a bottle or makers mark.
Gaydur, I need me another 25 cents Gaydur. Quick, cash in some lemons.
🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
- Thread starter chimpburgers
- Start date
- Status
Gaydur, I need me another 25 cents Gaydur. Quick, cash in some lemons.
- Joined
- Jun 28, 2019
I just want to thank @theralph for ansewering my request from many pages ago.
- Joined
- May 16, 2019
You've been on a list since the day you registered.
- Joined
- Aug 5, 2017
It doesn't help that he's trying to take a page out of the book of someone who's in a position to financially support his hedonistic lifestyle. If Ralph wants to live that kind of lifestyle, he needs to take a page out of Patrice O'Neal's book and develop a good sense of humor and magnetic personality to justify his confidence. As he is now, the only women he can attract are ones who have literally no frame of reference when it comes to picking a good partner.
- Joined
- Dec 21, 2018
Damn this thread is almost as coruplent as the gunt; yet the difference is there's some substance here unlike trr gossip rags.
Ralph seems mad people can gossip without his approval or blessing or editing. E.g. horror stories from the Ralph retort forum back when Josh tried to help him out.
Ralph seems mad people can gossip without his approval or blessing or editing. E.g. horror stories from the Ralph retort forum back when Josh tried to help him out.
Wazzupnerds
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Aug 1, 2019
Ralph really had to be Dick 2.0 lmao
- Joined
- Mar 17, 2019
Are you sure it was meant to be with Faith? Up until you were skeptical and he got defensive it doesn't neccessarily seem to have been meant to be with two women.
If by 'cunning and wile' you mean 'money and talent'..
It's not really the penis that's the interesting question- it's how much of it he still has to work with after it's unfolded itself from his flaps.
- Joined
- Jan 28, 2019
Truly the Ralphamale move to wait <60 seconds after asking before panic-defaulting to "hahahah so random amirite?"
Also, what's the interior of Ralph's house like? Is it as cluttered/dilapidated as it seems from the outside? It might prove valuable in case Mr Vickers needs to pull off a Zero-Gunt-Thirty raid to bring Faith home.
Might well have been that Ralph wanted to help based oldestfag Gator pop his cherry.
Last edited:
- Joined
- Mar 5, 2018
He wanted to get at Nora?
NOW WAIT A MINUTE RALPH, NO! You acted like the divorce was amicable. You even had Nora on after it was announced. Why would you want to get at Nora? Hmmm, maybe because she broke up with you after finding out you cheated on her? And how dare she not be ok with you cheating on her right? You're the Ralphamale.
- Joined
- Dec 14, 2019
Amongst all of his funny bull shit spergery, does anyone else want to be set on fire when he laughs? It might be the worst laugh in history
- Joined
- Nov 14, 2012
His laugh is tolerable by itself but when he's with co-hosts who fake laugh with him it's insufferable.
- Joined
- Jan 28, 2019
NB: Bitly URL just takes you to the permalink for Adezero's post.
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2019
To be fair Dax is in the same boat when it comes to partners
All becomes gunt
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jul 22, 2020
My god he has grown huge. Can you just imagine how many lumps and folds and contortions the gunt has now? Faith hopefully releases the new gunt footage
- Joined
- Jun 19, 2020
She's never seen him naked below the neck, he's probably blindfolding her and fucking her through a hole in a sheet to hide his shame.
- Joined
- Aug 16, 2019
I was gonna bring it up because most people seemed to have missed it, but with the line "hahaha the absolute state of myself" . Ralph seems to become self aware for a second and realises how much of a retarded degenerate he is, especially when he should be working. He really does text/write like a hoirny teenager.
Ive tried for a long time to put into words the auditory quality that makes it so terrible, his voice is this weird mush, its not really high pitched but its almost worst, its like someone took the piercing nature of a high pitched voice and had it piggyback on the ear permeating slow worming/ ear boring quality of a deeper voice. the worst isnt even his laugh though its when he says words like "zoo-mer girls"
Andrew Blaze
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jul 27, 2018
I mean yeah that sounds like Ralph but should be wayyyyy fatter. Or was this supposed to be something else? Because it's spot on Ethan.
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2019
I hope you thank Corona chan for keeping you out of dicks clutches. You would have been forced to defend the gunt and dick the last 6 months without her.
- Status