🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Curious Addie]

Ive tried for a long time to put into words the auditory quality that makes it so terrible, his voice is this weird mush, its not really high pitched but its almost worst, its like someone took the piercing nature of a high pitched voice and had it piggyback on the ear permeating slow worming/ ear boring quality of a deeper voice. the worst isnt even his laugh though its when he says words like "zoo-mer girls"

No the worst is when he says "pussy." I can feel my life shortening from stress every time I hear it, and he says it way too often. The thought of that bloated hunchback furtively burying his micropenis into a human being is so repulsive that I have a physical reaction similar to drinking a glass of vinegar.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Even if Gunty could get a threesome going like he would have the stamina and endurance to get 2 ladies to cum on his shrinky dink.

 

[Edilg]

Even if Gunty could get a threesome going like he would have the stamina and endurance to get 2 ladies to cum on his shrinky dink.

That poor bedframe

 

[Crystal Golem]

https://archive.ph/oDMmc
Gunty made it one episode of pretending like he cares about bitch boy bibble's stream before he went right back to sulking from the sidelines. Like he has anything better going.

 

[MeltyTW]

No the worst is when he says "pussy." I can feel my life shortening from stress every time I hear it, and he says it way too often. The thought of that bloated hunchback furtively burying his micropenis into a human being is so repulsive that I have a physical reaction similar to drinking a glass of vinegar.

in terms of content it is worse but i its the accentuation he puts on "zooooo" and how it trails off in the ear combined with the context that makes it worse for me

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Ive tried for a long time to put into words the auditory quality that makes it so terrible, his voice is this weird mush, its not really high pitched but its almost worst, its like someone took the piercing nature of a high pitched voice and had it piggyback on the ear permeating slow worming/ ear boring quality of a deeper voice. the worst isnt even his laugh though its when he says words like "zoo-mer girls"

It's Alex Jones if he was sucking down helium for his entire show

 

[instythot]

What a fucking asshole.

Hey Faith, I know you’re reading this. Did you know your man was trying to hit me up for a threesome with you about a week ago? I wasn’t interested, but I thought you might like to know.

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Well this explains the uncharacteristic maturity and silence with which Ethan handled your breakup. Keep up the civility and we will continue appreciating the more ridiculous dms you drop on us

 

[Love Machine]

What is it people like Dax and Ralph and talking to woman like complete freak shows? Is this their idea of flirting? If so, if thats the best they can really do. Then holy fuck no wonder they cant get anything besides whores and 18 year olds. Like the ralph texts read like "uh oh I accidentally sent you my dick pic."

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

What is it people like Dax and Ralph and talking to woman like complete freak shows? Is this their idea of flirting? If so, if thats the best they can really do. Then holy fuck no wonder they cant get anything besides whores and 18 year olds. Like the ralph texts read like "uh oh I accidentally sent you my dick pic."

Boomhauer's method of picking up women seems to work a certain portion of the population.

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

What is it people like Dax and Ralph and talking to woman like complete freak shows? Is this their idea of flirting? If so, if thats the best they can really do. Then holy fuck no wonder they cant get anything besides whores and 18 year olds. Like the ralph texts read like "uh oh I accidentally sent you my dick pic."

It's like the real-life version of "what if we kissed in the (insert joke)... Hahaha... Unless"

 

[Burd Turglar]

Even if Gunty could get a threesome going like he would have the stamina and endurance to get 2 ladies to cum on his shrinky dink.

Who gives a fuck about if a bitch gets to nut, he has stated multiple times that all he cares about is getting his own nut off. That's his big beef with @Null. If the dude doesn't cum, it's obviously broke dick gay sex.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

It's like the real-life version of "what if we kissed in the (insert joke)... Hahaha... Unless"

What if we kissed under the gunt?

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

What is it people like Dax and Ralph and talking to woman like complete freak shows? Is this their idea of flirting? If so, if thats the best they can really do. Then holy fuck no wonder they cant get anything besides whores and 18 year olds. Like the ralph texts read like "uh oh I accidentally sent you my dick pic."

Dax and Ralf are mentally and emotionally stunted

 

[Popper Whiting]

What a fucking asshole.

Hey Faith, I know you’re reading this. Did you know your man was trying to hit me up for a threesome with you about a week ago? I wasn’t interested, but I thought you might like to know.

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I'm surprised in his thirstiness he didn't offer you some Purple Diesel. One could comment on being this shameless and embarrassing but I'm surprised by the distinct lack of manners by not trying to entice you without a 420 reference. Jcaesar187 has changed dude!

 

[AMERICA]

I actually still watch Dick. He has a lot of the same cow tendencies as Ralph, but packages it in a way that can be enjoyable at face-value. Still a cow, but one I personally unironically enjoy. Dick is basically the thesis to Seethan Ralph's antithesis, and I can't help but wonder what the dialectical synthesis of the two would be.

I also enjoy Dick's content, because he's a cartoon character. Definitely has the kind of personality that monopolizes the room, and fun to enjoy from afar. But he exists in a very niche bubble (one he is aging out of..), which has definitely shaped his expectations of and interactions with people. He's definitely not someone to emulate.doesn't have it together.

Ralph, you don't live in the same bubble as Dick. You're going to get dirty looks when people see you with Faith, not ass-pats. Unless you completely fly under the radar because people assume she's your daughter, that is... Do you think they've gotten that question, yet? "Oh, is this your daughter?"

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Protip lads: If you want to be with a girl, show interest, set up a date, and if things work out - hold on to her. Don't have an affair with her, then dump her, then ask her to have a threesome with her and the teenaged methhead you dumped her for.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

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The Gunt having to......Lift it up to see it...UHH...NOOO.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin glue.

 

[northstar747]

yeah he is just copying Dax, and while Dax is no adonis ralph s looks are just bad. If he wanted to generate buzz he should do a wings tier weight loss like what KOP was talking about.

Fuck Dax is vain enough why doesnt he hit the gym. maybe do a ryoid cycle

 

[adezero]

Protip lads: If you want to be with a girl, show interest, set up a date, and if things work out - hold on to her. Don't have an affair with her, then dump her, then ask her to have a threesome with her and the teenaged methhead you dumped her for.

He didn’t dump me. I broke up with him because I didn’t want to be with someone who claims it’s part of their job description to openly flirt with other women. It was embarrassing.

 

[Twinkie]

thought this might be of mild interest