🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Burd Turglar]

Offering a girl some bud to fuck is some peasant shit. Blow and molly is how you land hot as fuck, damaged bitches. Gunt could learn a thing or two from a real OG.

 

[Chad Nasty]

He didn’t dump me. I broke up with him because I didn’t want to be with someone who claims it’s part of their job description to openly flirt with other women. It was embarrassing.

If you like fucking gross fat alcoholics, you should check out Jacob Sockness

 

[Noproblemo]

Why is the Godwinson archive so sparse, we're missing so many Godwinson Kino of the gunt. Someone replenish the archives. Don't let history be forgotten.

 

[Love Machine]

So far Ralph's relationships are
Marrying a woman he barely saw, who he started dating when she was 18.
Some cloat chasing eceleb woman who he made editor on his "news" site.
Finally, a girl freshly out of highschool, who is obviously still in the high school mind set.

He looks up to 2 men. One who decided to go quietly into the night and has become a one of the grifters he used to hate.
The other a man who said "I was the prom king" as an unironic gotcha.

He is trapped doing a show where he has to cater to an audience that has politics that don't match up with his own, for a pitance. Riding a wave that ended about 2 years ago.

He has lost control of his substance abuse, and it has become so normalized that he considers memories he can't remember as his most glorious moments.

He has no true friends from what is visible.

But yet he feels he can lambast Josh, for not being able to blow his load easily.
PPP, because he is fat.(hilarious)

It's not the fact that we are making fun of him now that should worry him. It should be the future that worries him the most.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

He didn’t dump me. I broke up with him because I didn’t want to be with someone who claims it’s part of their job description to openly flirt with other women. It was embarrassing.

I‘m sorry for ever doubting your intentions.
Here’s to more nectar!

 

[instythot]

What is it people like Dax and Ralph and talking to woman like complete freak shows? Is this their idea of flirting? If so, if thats the best they can really do. Then holy fuck no wonder they cant get anything besides whores and 18 year olds. Like the ralph texts read like "uh oh I accidentally sent you my dick pic."

Well, occasionally it works so those 90 times it doesn't pays off I guess. Let's not hope they change as long as people are leaking their hilarious dms

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

We reached page 1488 on Friday. We are now on page 1588. 100 pages in just 4 days. Congrats Ralph, Gator, Fai Fai and all the others, you guys must be so proud.

Over 100 more pages in 5 days.

 

[TV's Adam West]

When can we move this to Deathfats?

 

[Fake News Anchor]

He didn’t dump me. I broke up with him because I didn’t want to be with someone who claims it’s part of their job description to openly flirt with other women. It was embarrassing.

Holy shit. It's his job to flirt with other women? Does this mean we can officially classify Ralph as a sex worker?

 

[Jose Jordan]

He didn’t dump me. I broke up with him because I didn’t want to be with someone who claims it’s part of their job description to openly flirt with other women. It was embarrassing.

He’s not flirting with other women though . He’s flirting with little girls

 

[instythot]

He didn’t dump me. I broke up with him because I didn’t want to be with someone who claims it’s part of their job description to openly flirt with other women. It was embarrassing.

Ah, the Benjamin Gambit, also known as a "deliberate compliment, darling"

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

Ah, the Benjamin Gambit, also known as a "deliberate compliment, darling"

Instead of Blair, it's digibro.

 

[Crystal Golem]

If you like fucking gross fat alcoholics, you should check out Jacob Sockness

When can we move this to Deathfats?

Here's what's so amazing to me ralph's been compared to almost every major cow at this point and any given post could probably fit in just about any other part of the forum.

It's like Ralph is attempting to become the omni-cow?

 

[Kaiser Aura]

When can we move this to Deathfats?

Imagine the chimpout he would have if this thread got moved to Deathfats..

I requested this 2 months and 500 pages ago. Time sure does fly when the corn starts growing.

 

[Laura Loomer]

What is it people like Dax and Ralph and talking to woman like complete freak shows? Is this their idea of flirting? If so, if thats the best they can really do. Then holy fuck no wonder they cant get anything besides whores and 18 year olds. Like the ralph texts read like "uh oh I accidentally sent you my dick pic."

This was also a topic in Dicks thread recently. It's easy to assume all women are retarded when you're only able to convince retarded chicks to touch your pp.

No the worst is when he says "pussy." I can feel my life shortening from stress every time I hear it, and he says it way too often. The thought of that bloated hunchback furtively burying his micropenis into a human being is so repulsive that I have a physical reaction similar to drinking a glass of vinegar.

This also applies to the way Dick says it. His disgust factor might be lower than the gunts, but the way he emphasizes the p makes my fucking skin crawl.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

This tweet is embarrassing.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

It's not looking good for team #FaithComeHome... seems like Faith felt the need to clear up what's been one of the major points of interest in her association with alt-right leader Ethan Ralph, the BLM controversy:

I don't think she would put forward the effort to clear this up if she wasn't planning on going back with Ralph, this info is only curated to the individuals in Ralph's audience that might have issue with Ralph dating an open BLM supporter. She neglected to mention she was also accepting donations for the George Floyd Fund and lets not forget all of the other based charities this "libertarian" was donating to:

 

[Crystal Golem]

It's not looking good for team #FaithComeHome... seems like Faith felt the need to clear up what's been one of the major points of interest in her association with alt-right leader Ethan Ralph, the BLM controversy:
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I don't think she would put forward the effort to clear this up if she wasn't planning on going back with Ralph, this info is only curated to the individuals in Ralph's audience that might have issue with Ralph dating an open BLM supporter. She neglected to mention she was also accepting donations for the George Floyd Fund and lets not forget all of the other based charities this "libertarian" was donating to:
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Good I don't want this shit show to end quite yet and faith will be fine for another month. The longer she stayer the bigger the leaks when they break up.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Over 100 more pages in 5 days.

This thread gets more traffic than all Ralph's sites, shows, and clips combined.

 

[Carrion]

On a unrelated note is Gator so poor he doesn't have central air ?? is he so fat that he needs more than just central air to stop his unholy amount of sweat he produces while sitting ?? is he so fat and poor that he needs something to cool himself while sitting but can only afford a small desk fan ?? What is the truth behind this tweet ?

Also is he really trying to make us believe he stretches