🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[CrippleFucker69]

I feel like Ralph is going through what CWC did when the man in a pickle suit was bothering him, but Ralph is going to make Null the man in the corn suit that causes all Ralph's problems

https://youtu.be/uK2e5IQTvvY

AW GAWD, GAYTUR, THE CORN MAN TROLLED ME AGAIN

Spoiler: It all makes sense now

Joshua CORNner Moon
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Goddamnit, we had the same idea

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Will Faith come (to Ralph's) home today like he said she would? Start placing your bets folks.

 

[Curious Addie]

Will Faith come (to Ralph's) home today like he said she would? Start placing your bets folks.

Side bet: will he pick her up or call her an uber?

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Not to backseat mod, but there really needs to be a subforum for Ralph, Gator, Dame, Dick and the other orbiters. They get so much traffic on this site with the shit they do its hard to keep up

 

[Comfyman]

@Kraut 'explains' the gunt to his normie audience.

This is a nazi podcaster who thinks he's part of the superior white race.

No, Kraut. Ralph is a grifter with no serious political beliefs who loves to watch BLACKED porn, to racemix and now sucks up to the left and center-right. Just shows that for splitdick it's still about dunking on those right-wing SJWs. But at least get it right when you're making a video on the stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9zZwX7nC20

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Gator is basic bitch who plays halo and destiny. I bet he liked this video back in the days https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peOOTd22mi0&ab_channel=MajesticSeven

Only the oldest of oldfags could possibly relate.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

@Kraut 'explains' the gunt to his normie audience.

No, Kraut. Ralph is a grifter with no serious political believes who loves to watch BLACKED porn, to racemix and now sucks up to the left and center-right. Just shows that for splitdick it's still about dunking on those right-wing SJWs. But at least get it right when you're making a video on the stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9zZwX7nC20

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I get the feeling he is being flippant. He talks to PPP & Surfer, so it's not like he doesn't interact with people on the right - unless their politics are at some level ironic and it just completely went over my head.

He's probably just trying to further drag Ralph through the mud - which is quite funny.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

@Kraut 'explains' the gunt to his normie audience.

No, Kraut. Ralph is a grifter with no serious political believes who loves to watch BLACKED porn, to racemix and now sucks up to the left and center-right. Just shows that for splitdick it's still about dunking on those right-wing SJWs. But at least get it right when you're making a video on the stuff.

Shh let Kraut have his fun. Picture it as Andy smashing Woody against Buzz Lightyear.

Not to backseat mod, but there really needs to be a subforum for Ralph, Gator, Dame, Dick and the other orbiters. They get so much traffic on this site with the shit they do its hard to keep up

The most interesting person in this whole thing is Shannon. I want to know more about the man who would be the guntstool to Ralph. I want to know what was going through his mind when Dick asked him why Puerto Ricans were crazy. I want to know what he felt when he risked his friendship with Warski to fuck pineconegirl. I have a subtle feeling Gaytor is the true protagonist.

 

[Guntkvd]

@Kraut can you post that clip of gaytor laughing really cringy at Jim's joke?

 

[Unog]

It's his job to flirt with other women?

I can't help but read that as though it's implying Ralph's a ftm tranny trying to flirt with women.

Watching him play Halo CE on legendary on the PPP stream was painful. He was literally stuck at the start of a mission fighting two elites and a handful of grunts.

You can literally run past them if you know what you're doing, or failing that like two grenades will fix all your problems.

But nah, ineffectually spray them with AR fire.

Anyone got a link to this? I tried playing Halo CE the other day, and while I sucked ass for like 30 mins, even after over a decade of not playing that muscle memory came back in about a half-hour to an hour or so. I want to see if he ever improved or just sucked miles of cock the entire time.

@Kraut 'explains' the gunt to his normie audience.

No, Kraut. Ralph is a grifter with no serious political believes who loves to watch BLACKED porn, to racemix and now sucks up to the left and center-right. Just shows that for splitdick it's still about dunking on those right-wing SJWs. But at least get it right when you're making a video on the stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9zZwX7nC20

He's probably just trying to further drag Ralph through the mud - which is quite funny.

Nah, this just shows what I and several others have stated in this thread - Kraut hasn't learned a god-damned thing and is the same faggot he was when he was ran out on a rail. He's too fucking stupid to realize that when you say objectively false shit like that in an attempt to smear someone, you give them a big-ass piece of cover for any and all other criticisms/mockery that they face, because they can point to the most egregious example and shout "SEE! THEY'RE JUST AFTER ME! THEY'LL SAY ANYTHING, IT'S ALL LIES!" or some such shit and they'll actually have a fucking point.

The most absurd part of this is that he's trying to MPA his fucking normie audience again. @Kraut This is what killed your fucking channel the first time, brainlet. The only reason you got your audience back is that they don't know about the shit you did, if you introduce them to this they'll find it, guaranteed. Stop trying to use your fucking audience as your own little army. You can be a funny/entertaining guy on the side, on PPP/Godwinson's shows, but it will not transfer over well to a normie audience.

 

[TA0/]

Offering a girl some bud to fuck is some peasant shit. Blow and molly is how you land hot as fuck, damaged bitches. Gunt could learn a thing or two from a real OG.

Whorebate of the true patrician is Bolivian marching powder. Sadly that costs money and by now I'm guessing the fine gentlemen at Pedro's cocaine emporium are past giving Ralph a line of credit and dealing with his general gunty behavior. Trash weed and cheap pills/crank only for the gunt

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Anyone got a link to this? I tried playing Halo CE the other day, and while I sucked ass for like 30 mins, even after over a decade of not playing that muscle memory came back in about a half-hour to an hour or so. I want to see if he ever improved or just sucked miles of cock the entire time.

https://youtu.be/RXnHUuxgl_M

27:00 he starts. It's fucking atrocious.

 

[Weird Ages]

Watching him play Halo CE on legendary on the PPP stream was painful. He was literally stuck at the start of a mission fighting two elites and a handful of grunts.

You can literally run past them if you know what you're doing, or failing that like two grenades will fix all your problems.

But nah, ineffectually spray them with AR fire.

Gator is the kinda guy who pretends to like every /v/ an /vr/-approved "hidden gem" or classic game and claims he's played them all when they came out.
And then when you watch him play it's woefully apparent that he's never really touched anything other than jrpgs and visual novels.

 

[All becomes gunt]

@Kraut 'explains' the gunt to his normie audience.

No, Kraut. Ralph is a grifter with no serious political believes who loves to watch BLACKED porn, to racemix and now sucks up to the left and center-right. Just shows that for splitdick it's still about dunking on those right-wing SJWs. But at least get it right when you're making a video on the stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9zZwX7nC20

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This right here is why @Kraut is a dumb faggot. You know as well as everyone else Kraut that Ralph has no political beliefs and is just there to grift just as the guy i am quoting mentioned. Using him as a cudgel against your political enemies by branding him as a "nazi" is <60 IQ move, not to mention it gives him something to use against you. Don't bring it to the political realm Kraut, especially with how politically charged things are nowadays you will lose again if you do and it might actually give the gunt some relevance. The countercurrent atm is charged heavily with all the censorship, the grifting, the protests and all the sanitization, everyone is hungry and looking for blood against all this bullshit, and it's excactly why they are jumping at Gunty and company right now. Make sure you aren't the next to sate said bloodlust. Laugh at the cow, make fun of the cow but keep it politically neutral.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Not to backseat mod, but there really needs to be a subforum for Ralph, Gator, Dame, Dick and the other orbiters. They get so much traffic on this site with the shit they do its hard to keep up

This, 100%. It would be much easier to find proper information, and easier to debate on some random matter.
If possible also a Ethan Ralp fan topic where we can laugh at his cucks.

 

[TA0/]

This, 100%. It would be much easier to find proper information, and easier to debate on some random matter.
If possible also a Ethan Ralp fan topic where we can laugh at his cucks.

Gunt guard general

 

[twozero]

Not to backseat mod, but there really needs to be a subforum for Ralph, Gator, Dame, Dick and the other orbiters. They get so much traffic on this site with the shit they do its hard to keep up

The most interesting person in this whole thing is Shannon. I want to know more about the man who would be the guntstool to Ralph. I want to know what was going through his mind when Dick asked him why Puerto Ricans were crazy. I want to know what he felt when he risked his friendship with Warski to fuck pineconegirl. I have a subtle feeling Gaytor is the true protagonist.

Having an Ethan Ralph's Guntosphere subforum would cause devastation among the Guntguard. At the moment there's not really much effort-posting when it comes to Shannon, Dame, etc, so while they're angered by the thread they can still hide behind Ralph's draw to bump away posts referencing them. If the Gator had his own thread, for example, he would be seething on Twitter even more so than usual.

Who sweeps for the sweeper?

EDIT: I've seen the light

I think it's funnier for him to not have his own thread. Just like the killstream, he has to piggyback off Ralph's thread for anyone to pay attention to him.

 

[TA0/]

Having an Ethan Ralph's Guntosphere subforum would cause devastation among the Guntguard. At the moment there's not really much effort-posting when it comes to Shannon etc, so while they're angered by the thread they can still hide behind Ralph's draw to bump away posts referencing them. If the Gator had his own thread he would be seething on Twitter even more so than usual.

Who sweeps for the sweeper?

Would he even bother? We already know he's fat, has no friends and is a pathetic jannie. Is there anymore to gator than that?

 

[Delicious Diversity]

This, 100%. It would be much easier to find proper information, and easier to debate on some random matter.
If possible also a Ethan Ralp fan topic where we can laugh at his cucks.

We also need a thread on thermoguntnamics where we can discuss the geometries of the Gunt, its gravitational effects and how they fit in with general relativity, quantum fluctuations within the guntfolds, the biodiversity of its ecosystem, everything.

I want to understand what this thing is and how it works.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Not to backseat mod, but there really needs to be a subforum for Ralph, Gator, Dame, Dick and the other orbiters. They get so much traffic on this site with the shit they do its hard to keep up

I know I'm in the minority, but I have to disagree. To be honest as funny as this is, once invariably Faith leaves things will go back to the boring nothingness. I don't really think the capos do much more than make dumb tweets, which would make for some pretty thin threads. And also subforums always seem to a create an "it's an us vs them fight" mentality, whereas I think a nothing loser like Ralph just needs to be laughed at. It was also feed into the whole THE HATORS ARE RUNNING GAY OPS GATOR narrative.

But whatever, I'm just some fag