🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[UnKillFill]

There's no such thing as a redemption arc.

 

[TA0/]

I know I'm in the minority, but I have to disagree. To be honest as funny as this is, once invariably Faith leaves things will go back to the boring nothingness. I don't really think the capos do much more than make dumb tweets, which would make for some pretty thin threads. And also subforums always seem to a create an "it's an us vs them fight" mentality, whereas I think a nothing loser like Ralph just needs to be laughed at. It was also feed into the whole THE HATORS ARE RUNNING GAY OPS GATOR narrative.

But whatever, I'm just some fag

I honestly can see randbot and the killstrea m abortionist racking up decent threads once the gunt fire dies down

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

We also need a thread on thermoguntnamics where we can discuss the geometries of the Gunt, its gravitational effects and how they fit in with general relativity, quantum fluctuations within the guntfolds, the biodiversity of its ecosystem, everything.

I want to understand what this thing is and how it works.

Sure, why not. In the DarksydePhil part of the forum we have a thread where we just debate his hair loss, and another for his weird body. So I believe it would be great to give Ethan some more room.

 

[byuu]

The most interesting person in this whole thing is Shannon. I want to know more about the man who would be the guntstool to Ralph. I want to know what was going through his mind when Dick asked him why Puerto Ricans were crazy. I want to know what he felt when he risked his friendship with Warski to fuck pineconegirl. I have a subtle feeling Gaytor is the true protagonist.

If you want a thread on Shannon, why not just make one in Internet Famous?

I think it's funnier for him to not have his own thread. Just like the killstream, he has to piggyback off Ralph's thread for anyone to pay attention to him.

 

[Instapot]

Side bet: will he pick her up or call her an uber?

Second side bet: will he pay for the Uber or will he make fai-fai pay.

 

[TA0/]

Second side bet: will he pay for the Uber or will he make fai-fai pay.

Can I put a tener on Ralph jewing his mom and ordering it from her phone?

 

[NotStopped]

The most interesting person in this whole thing is Shannon. I want to know more about the man who would be the guntstool to Ralph. I want to know what was going through his mind when Dick asked him why Puerto Ricans were crazy. I want to know what he felt when he risked his friendship with Warski to fuck pineconegirl. I have a subtle feeling Gaytor is the true protagonist.

Wow this is such a great post and I think it is very prescient. I actually contributed a post many pages ago imploring Kraut to join PPP for a deep dive Gator a-logging stream, but I'm not sure he saw it. I believe Kraut has been monitoring Gator closely over the last years, gathering a-log material out of spite, and may be the one man on the planet who has paid such close attention to him. I'm envisioning an amazing 3-5 hour extravaganza, where PPP and Kraut are joined by the likes of CRP, Jarbo, Tea Clips, and it's just a full on cathartic deep dive into the true nature of Gator. If it is 100% Gator-focused and free of gunt criticism then guests like Nora, Faith, Pey, Zidan, Dick, are possible too.

But Kraut needs to understand that, far from making him appear bitter and petty, letting loose on a a deep dive Gator a-logging stream would make him appear magnanimous, since Gator really needs to hear the home truths that Kraut can deliver. Kraut seems to be holding back his inner a-log when discussing these matters with PPP, it's actually frustrating because I could listen for hours to him shitting on all of these people but he always noticably stops himself. I'm assuming he is holding back out of optics concerns, but it could be simply compassion or other reasons. Whatever it is, I hope he gets past it and can make this happen.

Just think of it! Absolutely amazing content.

 

[Null]

Wow

Every post you make is 3+ paragraphs long and needs to be a few sentences tops.

 

[Weird Ages]

I know I'm in the minority, but I have to disagree. To be honest as funny as this is, once invariably Faith leaves things will go back to the boring nothingness. I don't really think the capos do much more than make dumb tweets, which would make for some pretty thin threads. And also subforums always seem to a create an "it's an us vs them fight" mentality, whereas I think a nothing loser like Ralph just needs to be laughed at. It was also feed into the whole THE HATORS ARE RUNNING GAY OPS GATOR narrative.

But whatever, I'm just some fag

I think Gator being discussed here is fitting. He's doesn't have a private life outside of being a semi-sentient extension of the Gunt so he doesn't even deserve his own thread. If anything getting a thread would make him feel validated.

 

[Edilg]

Ralph has to pick up Faith because he's gonna post an Instagram pic asap to own us ayylogs. Maybe we'll get a story fire as well.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

Ralph has to kidnap Faith because he's gonna post an Instagram pic asap to own us ayylogs. Maybe we'll get a story fire as well.

Ftfy

 

[Hammy2000]

“Do Not Go Gentle into that Good Harvest”





Do not go gentle into that good Harvest.


Old gunts should seethe and rave at the tweets of the day.


Rage, Rage against the dying of the gunt.





Though wise men, in their shows, know doxing isn’t right,


Because their gunts had forked no Arby’s they


Do not go gentle into that good Harvest.





Good gunts, last swig by, no coke chaser in sight


Their frail gunts may have need


To be sober for a day


And Mama’s pills sit safely; unmolested,


In their little box marked pills for the day,


Do not go gently into that good Harvest.





Wild gunts, who catch, a teenager in flight


Learn, too late, their Daddy’s on their way.


The grifty, grooming, grisle failed,


And FayFay got away.


Do not go gently into that good Harvest.





Grave gunts, near death, who seeth and block all slight,


Burned could blaze like meat flaps


Amongst the corn and hay.


Do not go gently Into that good Harvest





And you, Gaytor, there on that sad height,


Might as well jump in too, as this was your whole life,


“Ralph!” “Ralph” Were his last words heard that night


Rage, Rage against the dying of the gunt.

(I’m not editing the pic so
this was as close as I could get to the luchador mask. If someone wants to edit w the mask go for it.)

 

[NotStopped]

Every post you make is 3+ paragraphs long and needs to be a few sentences tops.

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To be fair, Shakespeare's plays (his "posts" if you will) were also longer than a few sentences.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I think Gator being discussed here is fitting. He's doesn't have a private life outside of being a semi-sentient extension of the Gunt so he doesn't even deserve his own thread. If anything getting a thread would make him feel validated.

I agree, he's such a non-entity if you consider him outside of the Gunt.

Imagine, he probably puts more time and effort into those streams than Ralph, doesn't ask for any monetary reward while his master takes all of the money and spends it on makers mark and trash burgers.

No normal person would stand for that, unless it's all they have. Which clearly, it is.

 

[Instapot]

Can I put a tener on Ralph jewing his mom and ordering it from her phone?

I don't see why not. He views her as an extension of his wallet anyway.

I agree, he's such a non-entity if you consider him outside of the Gunt.

Imagine, he probably puts more time and effort into those streams than Ralph, doesn't ask for any monetary reward while his master takes all of the money and spends it on makers mark and trash burgers.

No normal person would stand for that, unless it's all they have. Which clearly, it is.

Does someone have the cross-eyed gator pic on hand? It was on here like 50-80 pages ago, and probably going to be a bitch for me to find.

EDIT: NVM I found it.

I think Gator being discussed here is fitting. He's doesn't have a private life outside of being a semi-sentient extension of the Gunt so he doesn't even deserve his own thread. If anything getting a thread would make him feel validated.

 

[ChineseAwoo]

Does anybody have the video of PPP eating 97 nuggets? All I found was him eating 100 Philidelphia rolls (which is probably harder to do)

https://youtu.be/oa0QRwyU4_E

 

[Never knows best]

Gator is the kinda guy who pretends to like every /v/ an /vr/-approved "hidden gem" or classic game and claims he's played them all when they came out.
And then when you watch him play it's woefully apparent that he's never really touched anything other than jrpgs and visual novels.

Don't insult JRPGs like that, I guarantee you he'd get filtered by Matador or Minotaur

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Does anybody have the video of PPP eating 97 nuggets? All I found was him eating 100 Philidelphia rolls (which is probably harder to do)

https://youtu.be/oa0QRwyU4_E

Lol wut? I'm liking this fat Canuck more and more every day. Absolute unit.

 

[instythot]

Not to backseat mod, but there really needs to be a subforum for Ralph, Gator, Dame, Dick and the other orbiters. They get so much traffic on this site with the shit they do its hard to keep up

Dick isn't an orbiter. He is the man that Ethan aspires to be and rewards Ethan with drops of attention when he fails to fuck up for a few days in a row

I know I'm in the minority, but I have to disagree. To be honest as funny as this is, once invariably Faith leaves things will go back to the boring nothingness. I don't really think the capos do much more than make dumb tweets, which would make for some pretty thin threads. And also subforums always seem to a create an "it's an us vs them fight" mentality, whereas I think a nothing loser like Ralph just needs to be laughed at. It was also feed into the whole THE HATORS ARE RUNNING GAY OPS GATOR narrative.

But whatever, I'm just some fag

I thought this when the idea was floated too. However, DSP has a full subforum and he's incredibly boring other than his yearly crisis that lasts a couple of weeks. The measure should really be "would this be easier to read if we separated out the various topics". A fast moving cow thread like Moviebob wouldn't need a subforum, because his relatively quick thread is 90% just laughing at his bad tweets. Here we have capos/orbiters, e-fights, addiction shaming, body shaming, predation of young girls, guntguard, etc

Edit: moving the PPP thread into a Guntosphere subforum would probably mine some salt out of him

 

[Instapot]

Dick isn't an orbiter. He is the man that Ethan aspires to be and rewards Ethan with drops of attention when he fails to fuck up for a few days in a row



I thought this when the idea was floated too. However, DSP has a full subforum and he's incredibly boring other than his yearly crisis that lasts a couple of weeks. The measure should really be "would this be easier to read if we separated out the various topics". A fast moving cow thread like Moviebob wouldn't need a subforum, because his relatively quick thread is 90% just laughing at his bad tweets. Here we have capos/orbiters, e-fights, addiction shaming, body shaming, predation of young girls, guntguard, etc

Edit: moving the PPP thread into a Guntosphere subforum would probably mine some salt out of him

I actually agree that the gunt should have his own section just because he has like 4-5 other threads that directly have to do with him such as the simpsiracy, Knoxville, PPPvsGunt, etc. It would tidy everything up.

Also I know the gunt looks up to dicky like a father, but Masterson would have never had a thread on here if his austistic son hadn't dragged him into the trashfire. So I would even put dick, dame, other Capo's in the sub thread as well.