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Prolego said:
Would Sir, sorry Ma'am, like to take her testes home with him, sorry her? Better ask for a doggybag then.

This troon asked to take his balls home after surgery. He didn't realise that pathology would chop them up a bit first. Now he's wondering how to preserve two little bags of mince for posterity. He's worried his modelling skills aren't up to the task. If they're in his freezer I hope that they're clearly labelled. And that I never have to eat at his place.



So I'm in the process of falling asleep and I had a little story to share before I did. So I'm officially 2 weeks, 3 days, and 9 hours post-op. Recovery has been going great, with only one minor complication, but that's not important.
I told my surgeon a couple different times prior to my surgery that I wanted to see my testicles if that was at all possible. Strangely enough my surgeon was at a lost for words and could only tell me my testicles would be sent down to pathology before being disposed of. Nothing really came of it and my surgery came and went.
I was recovering on my second day in my room and I mentioned to my nurse my disappointment. That is when she told me that there was a good chance the hospital would let me keep my testicles. All I had to do was call over to pathology and ask. So I did and sure enough they got me permission. However, they required I waited for them to do all their "experiments" on my specimens.
Last week I get the call to come pick them up and I did so this Tuesday after I was cleared to drive by my surgeon. It was a maze to find pathology and I'm pretty sure I found myself in a restricted part of the hospital but nonetheless, I was where I needed the be.
The lady at the window (Yes, strangely a walk up window like a drive thru. It was even quick-serv brand.) was obviously not very well trained in signing out specimens and told me some crap about I couldn't have them because they were preserved in formaldehyde. After asking some other person, she ended up washing my specimen and replacing the liquid with water - going as far to say I needed to do something with them right away or it would start to decompose. However, I digress.
So backup a moment and when I first told her I needed a specimen from my surgery, she asked what the organ was and listed ovaries. On top of having the lady in the emergency room (you know because of my complication) ask for me to clarify where I exactly needed a catheter put and she listed off my vagina. This would be the second time someone validated my gender identity medically not knowing I'm trans.
I told her the specimen was testicles but once more, I still don't think she caught on. She asked for the patient name and my relationship to the patient. So she went from thinking I was the patient, to it being someone else all because I was a woman picking up testicles - priceless.
Anyway, when she finally realized the truth, I signed the paperwork and she handed me two heat sealed bags with diced up flesh in them.
My mouth dropped. I asked what the deal was and she said it was routine to dice up removed organs to check for cancer. She also said my surgeon could have requested photos to be taken before they were diced specifically for me to see - kind of mad my surgeon didn't know this. I told her that I was really looking forward to seeing these "things" for myself that were in me for 33 years of my life. I guess you could say I wanted to say goodbye. And that's when she said something that I took as being a bit insensitive and rude, "Well, if it's that important, you can just super glue them back together. Not like it would make any difference."
So that's my story. Weird I know but needed to share it someplace.

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What in the wide world of autism is wrong with this person? Jesus Christ, what does he intend to do with his severed balls? Why do they need to be intact? Was he planning on hanging them from his rear-view mirror? Making a coin purse?

Please tell me you have a link to the source. I need to see the comments on this one.
 
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Hi, long time lurker, just want to post some stuff. This got shared to me and i don't think i have seen it posted yet: "I allowed my twelve year old son to become trans"
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The original 4chan thread is sadly not archived anywhere (i can only find this pic circles around on /pol/)
I have also checked the posted selfies with google search, tineye and yandex, but no exact match is found so chance is, it's not a shitpost. (Search on yandex returns a tranny xhamster profile (nsfw) that looks similar to the troon dad but all old troons look like each other to me so i'm not sure if it's him)

I also came across this post on twitter, some tiktok egirl is getting dogpilling by troons because she posted "lesbians not wanting dicks is not transphobic"
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Sadly, she has since posted a few apologies to the troon overlords
Apology #1:
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Apology#2:
 
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So I've started the process of trooning out. I've been coming out as a woman publicly and I've been getting shit for it. I tell them "I am a WOMAN" and the shit lords misgender me all the fucking time. I'm posting that I'm a woman, saying I'm a woman and still these shitlords think I'm a man. Just look at this shit:

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Fucking big bold letters and still they call me a man. Fucking garbage.
 
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Bani said:
If they wanted their retarded opinion on gay people represented, maybe they shouldn't have voted for a governor and judges that support gay people.
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dems (even kween shillary herself) were pretty strongly anti gay marriage in public until barely over a decade ago

>vote for me and i will oppose X
>thanks for voting me into office, now i will actually support X
>haha dumb retards if you didn't want X then why did you vote an X supporter into office :^)
 
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DumbDude42 said:
dems (even kween shillary herself) were pretty strongly anti gay marriage in public until barely over a decade ago

>vote for me and i will oppose X
>thanks for voting me into office, now i will actually support X
>haha dumb retards if you didn't want X then why did you vote an X supporter into office :^)
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Conservatives are generally the same, they stop opposing X once the left gets X put into place.
 
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Peep Plops said:
I'd think at some point these degenerates would realize the error in assuming that trooning out is gonna fix all their problems. I mean just by reading through this thread it's obvious that these people are all miserable, prone to violent outbursts, severely autistic and get thrown into histrionics at the slightest provocation. If donning mommy's dress and lopping off your cock was such a miracle cure, you'd think at the very minimum a fraction of these people would at least appear outwardly content, instead of this depth of misery most of them seem to find themselves mired in. Also now that a link between the 'tism and troonery has been established (not like we didn't know this already), I'd like a further study done to research the connection between anime and trannydom, since the venn diagram is starting to resemble a flat circle at this point.
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It's because the "criteria" or "symptoms" of tranny dysphoria are 90% the same as any other mental illness including shit that is relatively minor or treatable, or a direct result of their situation (notice how many are stunted jobless losers who interact only with their parents and reddit, which would fuck anyone up, or how being fat or weird looking with shit hygiene would make you uncomfortable with your body). It's not cool enough to just have anxiety and depression anymore, they falsely attribute it to "gender dysphoria" instead because of the generic mental illness symptoms they fulfill on the checklist, and I highly doubt it would have even crossed most of their minds if it weren't for the internet. A lot of them get a temporary boost because the tranny stuff kind of breaks their inertia for a little while, but most realize pretty soon after that injecting themselves with liquid cancer and flaying their genitals doesn't actually improve their life if they don't change it in other ways and maybe take some fucking antidepressants. It is so incredibly fucked up that medical professionals are going along with this - the false(?) suicide threats are a bullshit excuse, we don't give junkies unlimited Dilaudid scripts if they scream and yell and threaten to slit their wrists, have the cops escort them to a psych hold a few times and they knock that shit off real fast.
 
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What I'm getting from all this is we as a society are starting to move away from actually treating mental illnesses but instead enabling them by offering all these questionable forms of treatment and butcher surgeons going along for the ride. All of this is of course prepped up by the current climate and fanned by the media. I get the feeling that we'll be looking at this quackery in a couple of decades the same way we view eugenics now. Mostly I feel sorry for the kids dragged into this by their loopy parents who use their defenseless children as a way to live out their sick fantasies and curry favor with the woke mob.
 
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DumbDude42 said:
dems (even kween shillary herself) were pretty strongly anti gay marriage in public until barely over a decade ago

>vote for me and i will oppose X
>thanks for voting me into office, now i will actually support X
>haha dumb retards if you didn't want X then why did you vote an X supporter into office :^)
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That's just how the playbook works. You're never going to be elected defending an unpopular opinion. So you get elected first on a popular platform, and since there's no oversight from your electorate until the next election rolls in you can implement your unpopular position. Make huge efforts to "normalize" that unpopular position in order to build a rabid voting base for the next election and make it look like your position is actually popular. Rinse and repeat.

Meanwhile the conservatives are playing the role of the frog in the saucepan, wondering whether the water is getting hot or if they're imagining things.
 
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Dead Eye said:
I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure she should consult her gyno if she has 2 periods a month.
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Not sure if they're just exaggerating their spotting or actually bleeding longer than usual but "typically" if you're starting birth control or stopping it can take your body awhile to adjust to the new hormone balance, also taking oral bc normally won't stop a period, you have to skip the end week pills and immediately start the next pack and even this can take a month or so to fully kick in, hell even the arm injections and uterine implants take time to fully function

They seem to think immediately starting something will make it happen just as fast
(Unless they've been taking it for a good while and are still having issues then yeah. Go see your doctor)
 
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