Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[FuckDuckSeagull]

So do everyone else Tess after seeing that.

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

Tess has an unhealthy obsession with black people. Tess thinks it makes her sound "woke," but all it really does is make she sound like a creep.

 

[MathildaLeon]

I really wish she would stop posting pictures of Bowie. No kid deserves to be paraded online like this and this poor kid having those shittyass parents on top of all the poop stories... good luck kid.

She is turning into a Gwen Hartley on level of parental dilusion. Pretty soon, she's going to be saying "look at Bowie that sassy boy!"

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

I love how two tons here is lecturing people to wear a mask when she doesn't herself.

She hardly posts pics of her kid outside of complaining about his behavior but oh boy she sure has to make it known his supposed BFF is a black kid.

 

[MathildaLeon]

Spoiler: NSFL

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Please do.

 

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[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

What I find funny is Tess only claps back on the easy haters. If you really cut her deep you end up blocked I've found.

These "dunking on the haters" are so curated. For every 1 there are 99 deleted comments.

 

[Water-T]

Goddamn - Tess looks like a blow up doll filled with gravy.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

She is turning into a Gwen Hartley on level of parental dilusion. Pretty soon, she's going to be saying "look at Bowie that sassy boy!"

How dare you assign him male just because he's a boy, you...you racist Nazi transphobic hater of Black people who are all utterly Fabulous and Black everyone knows it except you and you probably have slaves and everything and you hate gay people like me cos I'm like, tooooodally gay *smacks gum* I just can't...*flounce*


I'm here to collect my woke points.

 

[MathildaLeon]

What I find funny is Tess only claps back on the easy haters. If you really cut her deep you end up blocked I've found.

These "dunking on the haters" are so curated. For every 1 there are 99 deleted comments.

Sadly, this is the place I can see her IG content now because she finally blocked a few months ago.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Sadly, this is the place I can see her IG content now because she finally blocked a few months ago.

I too was blocked after I asked her in a Q&A post if dumping your son on a stranger to raise is how you get onto parents magazine.

 

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[SnarkySperg]

I think almost everyone thought they had a Native American ancestor. My grandfather thought his mom was because she lied about it, but this was proven incorrect when he took a DNA test. I think most people who make this claim are either straight up lying or uninformed.

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I never see her mention a single other black friend, which makes it look like she's using Raven as her 'token black friend' for free manicures and woke points.

 

[CobraPlissken]

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Except for the one customized with her name, it's more crap she can sell on Depop for a higher price than it actually costs. Because yes, Tess charges extra for the privilege of buying products with her sweat and stray hairs.

So if in the store it costs 30 dollars...

...Tess will sell it, used, for 75 dollars.

Many more examples here.

If confronted about it, she will lie and call you a liar:



Source.

And not only that! There's a chance that, in true #EffYourBeautyStandards fashion, you won't even receive the item you paid for! Your messages won't be answered either:



Source.

 

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[parallelogram]

She has the argumentation skills of a slightly challenged 8th grader. So passive aggressive and rude for no reason. Emojis aren’t counterarguments, Ryann.

 

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She has the argumentation skills of a slightly challenged 8th grader. So passive aggressive and rude for no reason. Emojis aren’t counterarguments, Ryann.

When she actually does give a rebuttal, it’s always a woke talking point that she’ll spout verbatim (such as the “95 good cops” rebuttal she loves so much). She seems to think that if you repeat woke talking points that they’ll magically get others to shut up. Ryann dropped out of high school, so it isn’t surprising that she thinks these ways of arguing are clever.

 

[MathildaLeon]

She has the argumentation skills of a slightly challenged 8th grader. So passive aggressive and rude for no reason. Emojis aren’t counterarguments, Ryann.

Der clown faces I know what you are but why am I? People are starting to pick apart like vultures on carcasses. Yes. Yes.

You can see how irritating all the backlash is getting her.

 

[Constellationzero]

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If you care about all lives then NOT saying Black Lives Matter shouldn't bother you.

This fat bitch...

 

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Spoiler: Insta post