Phil's real family:
Phil has described Thanksgiving dinners filled with racist rants from his relatives.
His mom and dad are just open wallets and indentured servants. His mom took him shopping and washed his laundry until he moved to Washington well into his 30's. He had his geriatric father do chores for him. He milks his parents out of thousands of dollars a year by claiming poor. We know he is really spending his money on WWE Champions.
He shit talks his cousin Melissa, who was raised next to him and is basically his sister. She is a drug addicted whore. Who knows where she is, probably doing drugs. Her facebook shows she is clean and has went to school and is an addiction counselor. Phil doesn't know or care about his adopted sister.
Phil's aunt was a burden and didn't even pay the full amount of rent. She gave him gout. Then she goes and dies. He expected a windfall from his inheritance, but the stupid bitch didn't even have any money.
Phil's sister-in-law Jenna Snow. A drug addicted homeless mentally ill prostitute. Phil won't even respond to her or let her talk to her sister, Kat.
Phil has mentioned various other cousins, aunts, and uncles. None of them have anything to do with Phil.
Phil talks a lot about how important his family is, but he ignores 90% of his relatives.
The only family he cares about is his roommate he married and his retarded cat.
