Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Lowtax thinks that people withdrawing their monetary donations to his patreon for not actually doing anything and also being a terrible person is the same as being imprisoned while innocent.
 
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Cancel culture is dumb but comparing it to being wrongfully convicted and put in literal prison is the act of a massively entitled pissbaby. Lowtax can’t muster the energy to fulfill even the lowest effort of his patreon promises. He admits he has had no involvement in the forums for years and doesn’t even pay people who keep his shitty site running. Even if he was truly the victim of multiple crazy women and completely innocent of domestic abuse, he does literally nothing to earn his donations and should be grateful that it lasted this long.
Instead of comparing your situation to being on death row, get a job you worthless shitstain. At the very least try to summon up more dignity than your actual toddler.
 
Dear Justice Project,

I have been impressed by your work getting innocent people off death row. I have a case that is just as important, my own.

For years I have terrorized the mother of my most recent child, my illegal immigrant wife, by holding her immigration status over her head and not doing the literal minimum required to get a Canadian citizen legal status. This recently came to light when my sweaty toes caused me to be falsely accused of abusing my live-in fuckmaid, the woman I went to Utah to cheat on my wife with.

This false accusation has caused the free internet money I was panhandling to disappear. If this money does not reappear, I could possibly be forced to get some sort of employment, which with the state of my spine is in when I go to the pain clinic that is the same as a death sentence.

I need you to get me vindication, and prove to everyone that my toes are sweaty and the current situation is all based by lies being told independently by three different women I've been in a relationship with and they are all telling slight variations on the same lie. I need legal help to aid me in filing the forms to make all these people who stopped donating money into my digital guitar case start up again, while also making sure all these horrible bitches I used to date stop telling lies and are too afraid of me and what I could do to them to tell anymore and...
Hello? Um Hello? How did you guys manage to hang up on an email?
 
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