US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
I know Wikipedia is batshit atm, but...
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I was under the impression that there was no room for ambiguity in this. Obama can't run as Biden's VP as he's no longer eligible for the presidency, but people still think there's some sort of chance or that they could actually force it in the supreme court. I mean I remember when idiots were unironically pushing for this back around in 2018, but to think there's still some pushing for it is unnerving, especially since I thought most of them had moved onto Michelle.

Also CNN claims that Biden will finally announce his VP this week or even today...
 
I thought it was because Tim Kaine was head of the DNC from 2009 to 2011 and he leveraged that for deals. Tim Kaine stepped aside so that Donna Brazile could be acting chair and then promoted in the organization and Debbie Wasserman Schultz could be the chair. In exchange for that favor and other backroom dealing in Tim Kaine's career, he was promised strong VP consideration, if not the VP outright. That was something that had its gears in motion before Tim Kaine was even head of the DNC in 2009. "Deep abiding faith" in backslapping and smoky rooms is what Hillary Clinton, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Donna Brazile and Tim Kaine shared. That's all that was.

Kamala Harris stopped trash talking Joe Biden and dropped out of the race before the Iowa caucus even happened. What do you suppose that's worth? The VP slot? Attorney General, minimum? Hmm?
 
The fuck is this?
A modern masterpiece of artwork, it transcends all human knowledge, it will be revered by GOD HIMSELF, simply looking at that glorious comic made me realise I'm not an intelligent lifeform, I'm just a worm crawling in the dirt, there's no purpose to my existence other than to apply to be a model for this modern-day da Vinci.
 
Then when asked to defend whether he was for abortion, he said he was in favor of abortion at a national level but he was against it personally.
"I believe that you shouldn't murder very small children, but that's a belief that I will not foist onto society at large."

what the hell

The fuck is this?
Joe Biden attempts to demelanize Ice Cube, only for him to reveal that he's actually the Grand Dragon... which would explain his antisemitic streak on Twitter as of late.
 
A modern masterpiece of artwork, it transcends all human knowledge, it will be revered by GOD HIMSELF, simply looking at that glorious comic made me realise I'm not an intelligent lifeform, I'm just a worm crawling in the dirt, there's no purpose to my existence other than to apply to be a model for this modern-day da Vinci.

Found Frank Herbert Jr's. Kiwi Farm's handle.
 
A modern masterpiece of artwork, it transcends all human knowledge, it will be revered by GOD HIMSELF, simply looking at that glorious comic made me realise I'm not an intelligent lifeform, I'm just a worm crawling in the dirt, there's no purpose to my existence other than to apply to be a model for this modern-day da Vinci.

This fucking place.
 
Tulsi Gabbard is the best choice for VP if they want to win.
One would think if they had any intention of picking her they wouldn't have had Hillary herself rake her talons across her name in Divine Judgement. But yes, Surf Mommy was their best candidate AND checked all the minority boxes.
 
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Interesting theory -- Biden might not just be announcing his VP, but his entire cabinet. Would be good persuasion, would allow him to bring in a ton of Obama insiders and play all kinds of IdPol + NeoLib identity cards.

"Look, Biden might be literally brain dead but his rotting corpse is going to be the figurehead in front of OH SO MANY DEEP STATE GOONS, it's perfect. Just like the Avengers! Drumpf is finished!!!!11 *insert bugman soy grin here*"
 
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Interesting theory -- Biden might not just be announcing his VP, but his entire cabinet. Would be good persuasion, would allow him to bring in a ton of Obama insiders and play all kinds of IdPol + NeoLib identity cards.

"Look, Biden might be literally brain dead but his rotting corpse is going to be the figurehead in front of OH SO MANY DEEP STATE GOONS, it's perfect. Just like the Avengers! Drumpf is finished!!!!11 *insert bugman soy grin here*"

Hold up...a whole team of people against one guy they think is the supreme evil? Wow, that almost sounds like you're likening Trump to Thanos, who if I recall correctly beat that team (and then some) so soundly the 'heroes' needed to go back in time to have a chance at defeating him.

Of course, doing so is impossible IRL, and the closest thing Democrats have to "time travel" is setting back race relations by 50 years.
 
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Hold up...a whole team of people against one guy they think is the supreme evil? Wow, that almost sounds like you're likening Trump to Thanos, who was a guy who if I recall correctly beat them so soundly the team needed to go back in time to have a chance at defeating him.

Of course, doing so is impossible IRL, and the closest thing Democrats have to "time travel" is setting back race relations by 50 years.

They took that snap meme too seriously.
 
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