🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Vetti]

So basically faith is an undercover guntposter and the real gay op all along. How much till she changes her name to Tilly Law?

Is Tilly not home yet because she's backpacking across the east coast?

 

[johnisdeer]

PPP briefly went live to cover the breaking news of the bf, dick talking about the grifting contest.- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEox7qw5rLY&feature=emb_rel_end

PPP is right we have somehow fallen into another timeline, one blessed by kino where the nectar flows eternally.

 

[Ahalfwaycrook]

oh my god if this whole thing was "uh sure, im visiting you buddy but ill pretend were dating and moved in" ethan is going to go right below deorio in terms of being pathetic

that's exactly what happened lmao. and I agree pretending to be someone's SO is pathetic and goes to show how lonely Ralph really is

 

[Love Machine]

Again I'll show everything even if that means scrolling all stream through instagram.

I would suggest contacting resident lead super A-log PPP

 

[Slur Slurry]

I want to believe this is real even if it isn't since either way ralph is gonna have a meltdown.

 

[Gaydurr]

WAIT A SECOND. The implication here is that she is just Ralph's "friend" and she isn't even sleeping with him, Ralph is just making the whole thing up. Holy jesus if this is true

Then again, she's been proven to be a conniving bitch, who knows when she's actually telling the truth.

 

[Ahalfwaycrook]

So I guess Ralph made up the whole GF thing and was just acting like he was in a relationship idk. I guess we should all just wait for more to come out and get it all verified. Where the fuck did ade fit in then in all of this?

as someone who was only briefly mentioned on this thread and as someone who's spent the last few days helping her clean up this mess I have no Idea where Ade fits in. but notice how faith never said anything publicly if someone was in a relationship with another person they would be public about it or at least admit to it. however when ralph did say all of that she privated her account and then later (on my suggestion) she deleted her account. this is when I found out she was friendly and what ralph was saying.

 

[Unog]

You say that but if what our crystal connoisseur is saying is true, then she's probably been aware of a few memes surronding the guy. If shes using him for activism, albeit foolishly then i could imagine living with this lecherous brute would make her want shit all over him. You cant look ethan up without seeing at least a dozen gunt memes.

It's a little too perfect, is all. It's got the same beats as other forgeries that've come through this part of the internet before.

I'll be delighted to find out that my gut is wrong on this one, but after that one "crushed by the gunt" remark I'm going to patiently wait for some form of authentication. Again, nothing personal to @Ahalfwaycrook , it's just that it's happened enough times in IBS that it's SOP to assume such things are fake when they're this fucking damning.

Like, this will actually fucking destroy Ralph if true. All of his bluster about "tight eighteen year old pussy" will be like he shot himself in the foot with a 20mm flak cannon.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Then again, she's been proven to be a conniving bitch, who knows when she's actually telling the truth.

If she's playing poor dildo man for a fool, it's still nectar.

 

[not william stenchever]

Like, this will actually fucking destroy Ralph if true. All of his bluster about "tight eighteen year old pussy" will be like he shot himself in the foot with a 20mm flak cannon.

Foot? This is more like getting hit at gunt level.

 

[Love Machine]

If this is real it would be like watching a violent rape in internet form happening right before your eyes. Its only natural to second guess whether this is actually happening or not.

 

[Curious Addie]

Oh god if this checks out Ralph may actually an hero. This is the saddest, most pathetic plot twist imaginable. This is the sort of shame you can't recover from. He's probably going to get bored and read the thread while Frank and Boogie are talking, so we may get to see the 9/11 moment.

 

[Ahalfwaycrook]

If she's playing poor dildo man for a fool, it's still nectar.

if she is then everything I've done has been for nothing to help her out of this situation and she was also using me for my knowledge of how internet culture works.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I would suggest contacting resident lead super A-log PPP

PPP's no mere A-log. He's the Farms' Lead Gunt Destruction Specialist.

 

[Haru Okumura]

Is this the account that sent the messages? It looks like she changed it by appending an "_".

https://www.instagram.com/that._.fai_/

archive.is is down but here's a screenshot (all 3 metrics line up with the account in the BF's screenshot of that account):

Fai Fai’s Place

Each month I will make a new design that coordinates with a certain cause and 100% of those charity designs will go directly to a charity related to the cause of the month! 50% of all other designs will go to the charity of the month as well!

teespring.com

Art style is the same:

 

[buying gf]

Oh god if this checks out Ralph may actually an hero. This is the saddest, most pathetic plot twist imaginable. This is the sort of shame you can't recover from. He's probably going to get bored and read the thread while Frank and Boogie are talking, so we may get to see the 9/11 moment.

If he does commit suicide, he should stream it. Some final lemons for his mother

 

[Easterling]

If this is real it would be like watching a violent rape in internet form happening right before your eyes. Its only natural to second guess whether this is actually happening or not.

Ralph potenially experiencing his own Waterloo at the hands of a dildo wearing meth dealer is the kind of kino we all live for.

 

[Ahalfwaycrook]

PPP's no mere A-log. He's the Farms' Lead Gunt Destruction Specialist.

I've heard of this man but the thing is I don't want this to blow up more then it already has. I want to tell my truth and tell what faith has told me personally and that is it after the stream I nor faith will be around on the internet anymore.

If he does commit suicide, he should stream it. Some final lemons for his mother

apparently he yells and screams at his disabled mother Faith told me that on a video call while we were finishing up an episode of Buffy the vampire slayer

 

[Instapot]

I've heard of this man but the thing is I don't want this to blow up more then it already has. I want to tell my truth and tell what faith has told me personally and that is it after the stream I nor faith will be around on the internet anymore.

Probably the smartest move you 2 could ever make, and stop doing drugs.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

11:00pm in what time zone? I’m going to need to know if I need to set an alarm for my sides to achieve orbit.