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NotreallyPutin said:
Because he's in massive denial.

In his head, he's convinced himself that he's the average, middle-class guy with a great job, mortgage, lawn, etc. In reality, he's something else. He's got some hustle and God tier luck but he's far from the average middle-class white dude. I mean, he takes money from handicap Europeans, lives with a woman that barely interacts with him, and a cat that seems to fuck with him on purpose.

His life is a comedy made for the internet.
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He thinks he's Dick Van Dyke


But reality is he's Al Bundy

 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
Take that back, asshole. :unholy: Phil is the retard. There is nothing wrong with that poor kittycat.

(I will refrain from textwall sperging about barbaric faggots that declaw their cats.)
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Okay, Jasper might not be retarded but Phil treats him like a special needs child.

They have to keep him locked up when they sleep. He can't go outside without the squirrel trying to kill him. Phil sits there and explains that Jasper doesn't understand what streaming is.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
It's a shame, because if they were smart enough to realize the kind of power they could wield over him, that would be the best entertainment to get extracted from his stubborn husk in years. Just imagine the resulting daily salt as he goes into over-time six days a week, week after week, constantly sweating over the thought that even with his arrangement with IcedCoffee, he might not keep the streak alive.

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I don't know what's tougher to endure, Phil being an autistic ten year-old or Phil looking like a corpse.
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Iron Hamster said:
He thinks he's Dick Van Dyke


But reality is he's Al Bundy

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I don’t know what you have against Al Bundy, but there’s no reason to insult an American legend like this.

Unlike Phil, Al Bundy has friends. He has interesting hobbies, is a community organizer (NOMA’AM!), has a hot nymphomaniac wife, and actual children.

And it goes without saying that Al goes outside more often than once a week, and could kick Phil’s ass if he ever got mouthy in front of him.
 
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Fapcop said:
I don’t know what you have against Al Bundy, but there’s no reason to insult an American legend like this.

Unlike Phil, Al Bundy has friends. He has interesting hobbies, is a community organizer (NOMA’AM!), has a hot nymphomaniac wife, and actual children.

And it goes without saying that Al goes outside more often than once a week, and could kick Phil’s ass if he ever got mouthy in front of him.
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Al also has actual glory days he can harken back to. Four touchdowns in one game to win Polk High the championship against Andrew Johnson High! Al actually won something.

Phil's greatest accomplishments are one fucking huge technicality and an entire adult life built on the backs of organisms that could only technically be referred to as human.
 
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tzgnilki said:
the proposed budget cuts are 0.7%, and 7% of their police will be "let go",
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in other words, even more negligible than unarmed blacks killed by police statistics.
But it is still funny how Phil has a baby-level understanding of any real-world topics not to do with fast-food, maybe he's one of those guys who pulls up google news and browses the headlines without reading any articles.
 
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tripmix said:
recent events as in aspie trolls on the king of hate?
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Yep, the more attention it is given, the more we are giving this aspie what he wants. I'm pretty sure its just one of them donating under multiple names. Most of the people on his forums are fed up with the vest streak and really don't care. This is the continued effort of a few dedicated people, or maybe just one person with alot of money who has it out for KF to 'stick it to da trollz XD'.

If he wants to waste his money, that's on him. Eventually nobody is going to care, and this little stunt will mean nothing but him giving money to someone who will not appreciate it anyways lol. He'll eventually feel disenfranchised and turn on the pig like everyone else.
 
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The Goutsketeer said:
Yep, the more attention it is given, the more we are giving this aspie what he wants. I'm pretty sure its just one of them donating under multiple names. Most of the people on his forums are fed up with the vest streak and really don't care. This is the continued effort of a few dedicated people, or maybe just one person with alot of money who has it out for KF to 'stick it to da trollz XD'.
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If you have any hope ever of people abandoning Phil and cutting off his support, disabuse yourself of the notion or risk eternal madness.

It will never, ever happen. There will always be sufficient stupidity in the world to keep him alive.
 
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tzgnilki said:
seattle police are being defunded

reminder that phil thought this would turn seattle into a law-less state with anarchists

the proposed budget cuts are 0.7%, and 7% of their police will be "let go", this is what defunding means you fucking idiot phil
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He'll finally be able to live as Mad Max.

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