🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Big Bad Wart]

I wonder what Dick's opinion is about revenge porn and doxing your tiny penis to own the KarenFarms

Hopefully dick does the same to stand in solidarity with the guntgaurd like a true father.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

I wonder what Jim's opinion is?

Just kidding guys. I'm already sorry I brought it up.

Jim not responding at this point would cement him as the biggest of all GuntGuards.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Will the babies be born with gunts and meth teeth out of the womb?

 

[Perspicacity]

This went full Mumkey Jones, Null truly is a prophet!

 

[WeWuzFinns]

The first thing null sees when he wakes up is Ralph's micro dick. What a time to be alive.

 

[Noproblemo]

Ralph is too small for a condom so he gunted his load all in her.
Pregnancy arc soon?

She's gonna have to abort the retort.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Been scammin' fatsoes across state lines.

Gotta stay disney fresh baddest bitch on Dlive.

 

[Vetti]

I wonder what Jim's opinion is?

Just kidding guys. I'm already sorry I brought it up.

Is it funny yet, daddy Jim?

 

[Heavy Rainfall]

What did Dad mean by this guys?
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If Dax doesn't cut ties with Ralph he's a complete retard.

 

[DiceLord]

She's gonna have to abort the retort.

Godwinson was right all along.

 

[TheSimpShow]

I would also like to say that we now have proof that PPP does, in fact, have a bigger dick than @theralph

 

[FundusOHoolihan]

I had planned to go to bed hours ago. I just can't believe how much of a complete clusterfuck this entire shitshow has devolved into in the last three hours. The twists don't stop.

Oh yeah? Well, I'm at work, and let's just say I'm getting about as much done as Ralph was doing in that cool video.

 

[MeltyTW]

Uh, who called that? Someone with a juicy ass called that

wait is ralph actually too small for condoms? do condoms only come so small?

I wonder what Jim's opinion is?

Just kidding guys. I'm already sorry I brought it up.

honestly even i, someone who gets to autistic about insisting its ok to mention jim is thinking, fuck him at this point we dont need him whatsoever and he contributes nothing

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Uh, who called that? Someone with a juicy ass called that

You're our favorite thot

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Just... holy fucking shit. I’m going to die over here. Lads, it’s truly been an honor.

 

[FreeHugsCheap]

So to own a bunch of kiwis laughing at him being cucked by a teenager he sent a video of himself laying back while another teenager desperately attempts to get pleasing sex out of his hilariously tiny penis?

I don't know how I feel knowing this man can legally drive.

 

[MemeGrey]

If Dax doesn't cut ties with Ralph he's a complete retard.

He won't, he'll probably review it like he did Mumkeys

 

[Weird Ages]

If Dax doesn't cut ties with Ralph he's a complete retard.

I bet he's still gonna defend him. He'll spin it into a chad move and his picture meant to imply wat Ralph did was a "sick burn".

 

[Mr. Manchester]

If anyone needs a palate cleanser after seeing the grizzled gunt, here is a cute video for you all.

 

[Twinkie]

This was on the wall in the room. It's him for sure.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-ralph-theralphretort.16672/post-7099786

Oh I was pretty sure it was him just from the voice. I just don't get the watch thing. But someone said heart monitor, which makes sense (lol fat)