🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Vetti said:
I'm asking sort of genuinely. How could it get any worse for Ralph at this point? Don't say jail, I think that would be an improvement.
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He wasn't wearing a condom on that tiny peen so he's either gonna end up with Herpes or Ralph Jnr from that meth pig.... And Matthew Vickers may have her abort the retort (Sargon grins)

He thought he was bragging, but he's hammered the final fucking nail in his own coffin.
 
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FreeHugsCheap said:
So to own a bunch of kiwis laughing at him being cucked by a teenager he sent a video of himself laying back while another teenager desperately attempts to get pleasing sex out of his hilariously tiny penis?

I don't know how I feel knowing this man can legally drive.
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imagine taking the bait this hard. a corn joke and "lol u no sex" has led to ralph ruining a relationship, confirming he false flags, confirming both the gunt and micro peen, and putting himself at severe risk of years in prison
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never has this been more apt
 
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I don't believe the sex tape is Ralph and Faith, why? This couldn't have occurred at Faith's house because of her parents and thus this video doesn't make sense.

1. The Room
It simply doesn't look like any room Ethan Ralph would have in his house. For one, it's full of female shit(dolls, trinkets, what looks like tampons, makeup, a pink tissue box?), even if Faith was staying with Ralph, she would likely be sleeping the guest bed or at the minimum, be keeping her trinkets in her own room. It's just so fully of female stuff and with the photos it doesn't look like anything resembling Ralph or anything that would be in his house. I think it's far outside the realm of possibility Faith moved so much of her stuff and moved such irrelevant, frivolous items.
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2. The Pink Hairdryer
Does anybody actually believe that Ethan Ralph, who barely knows how to comb his hair, has a pink hair dryer lying around in his room on the floor on top of a pile of clothes? If you were a guest at somebody's house(as Faith was), even if you were the most trashy around, you would keep a hairdryer in the bathroom, or in your bag. People leaving around things like that indicate a level of comfortableness, that they're familiar with the area enough to do something so unorthodox. It really seems unlikely to me Faith would be bringing her hairdryer along.
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3. The Watch
I have never seen Ralph wear a watch like this ever, I've payed attention to Ralph's watches if he has any, none I can remember have a bright blue hand but please correct me if I'm wrong.
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4. The Voice
I don't know but after listening to that a few times, that guy doesn't sound as deep voiced or have as southern of an accent as Ralph. Although it's kinda close, if you listen to the audio without watching the video, it really doesn't sound that close to Ralph, but it's grunting so it's obviously harder to tell.



5. The Gunt
If that all is not enough to get your faith, let me compare the raw gunts. Although there's not a ton to work with, notice the general blob form of the stomach with thin little hairs in the video. It's also remarkably pale.
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Now compare that to the gunt itself, shaped, defined, thick haired, far more plentiful with hair. Importantly though, notice how Ralph's skin colour just looks different. Now consider this, during sex a man like Ralph would likely get very red as he does when he gets excited IRL, are you telling me Ralph who gets very red from drinking and arguing would have such a pale stomach? Why would hit gunt be such a radical different, color, shape and have seemingly different hair?
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Funkmaster said:
He wasn't wearing a condom on that tiny peen so he's either gonna end up with Herpes or Ralph Jnr from that meth pig.... And Matthew Vickers may have her abort the retort (Sargon grins)

He thought he was bragging, but he's hammered the final fucking nail in his own coffin.
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Something tells me this isn't the end. He'll find a new unfathomable low. Always has.
 
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Arm Pit Cream said:
I don't believe the sex tape is Ralph, why? This couldn't have occurred at Faith's house because of her parents and thus this video doesn't make sense.

1. The Room
It simply doesn't look like any room Ethan Ralph would have in his house. For one, it's full of female shit(dolls, trinkets, what looks like tampons, makeup, a pink tissue box?), even if Faith was staying with Ralph, she would likely be sleeping the guest bed or at the minimum, be keeping her trinkets in her own room. It's just so fully of female stuff and with the photos it doesn't look like anything resembling Ralph or anything that would be in his house. I think it's far outside the realm of possibility Faith moved so much of her stuff and moved such irrelevant, frivolous items.
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2. The Pink Hairdryer
Does anybody actually believe that Ethan Ralph, who barely knows how to comb his hair, has a pink hair dryer lying around in his room on the floor on top of a pile of clothes? If you were a guest at somebody's house(as Faith was), even if you were the most trashy around, you would keep a hairdryer in the bathroom, or in your bag. People leaving around things like that indicate a level of comfortableness, that they're familiar with the area enough to do something so unorthodox. It really seems unlikely to me Faith would be bringing her hairdryer along.
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3. The Watch
I have never seen Ralph wear a watch like this ever, I've payed attention to Ralph's watches if he has any, none I can remember have a bright blue hand but please correct me if I'm wrong.
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4. The Voice
I don't know but after listening to that a few times, that guy doesn't sound as deep voiced or have as southern of an accent as Ralph. Although it's kinda close, if you listen to the audio without watching the video, it really doesn't sound that close to Ralph, but it's grunting so it's obviously harder to tell.



5. The Gunt
If that all is not enough to get your faith, let me compare the raw gunts. Although there's not a ton to work with, notice the general blob form of the stomach with thin little hairs in the video. It's also remarkably pale.
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Now compare that to the gunt itself, shaped, defined, thick haired, far more plentiful with hair. Importantly though, notice how Ralph's skin colour just looks different. Now consider this, during sex a man like Ralph would likely get very red as he does when he gets excited IRL, are you telling me Ralph who gets very red from drinking and arguing would have such a pale stomach? Why would hit gunt be such a radical different, color, shape and have seemingly different hair?
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Methhead said they don't live together so it could be Faiths house.
 
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Arm Pit Cream said:
I don't believe the sex tape is Ralph, why? This couldn't have occurred at Faith's house because of her parents and thus this video doesn't make sense.

1. The Room
It simply doesn't look like any room Ethan Ralph would have in his house. For one, it's full of female shit(dolls, trinkets, what looks like tampons, makeup, a pink tissue box?), even if Faith was staying with Ralph, she would likely be sleeping the guest bed or at the minimum, be keeping her trinkets in her own room. It's just so fully of female stuff and with the photos it doesn't look like anything resembling Ralph or anything that would be in his house. I think it's far outside the realm of possibility Faith moved so much of her stuff and moved such irrelevant, frivolous items.
View attachment 1511306

2. The Pink Hairdryer
Does anybody actually believe that Ethan Ralph, who barely knows how to comb his hair, has a pink hair dryer lying around in his room on the floor on top of a pile of clothes? If you were a guest at somebody's house(as Faith was), even if you were the most trashy around, you would keep a hairdryer in the bathroom, or in your bag. People leaving around things like that indicate a level of comfortableness, that they're familiar with the area enough to do something so unorthodox. It really seems unlikely to me Faith would be bringing her hairdryer along.
View attachment 1511322

3. The Watch
I have never seen Ralph wear a watch like this ever, I've payed attention to Ralph's watches if he has any, none I can remember have a bright blue hand but please correct me if I'm wrong.
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4. The Voice
I don't know but after listening to that a few times, that guy doesn't sound as deep voiced or have as southern of an accent as Ralph. Although it's kinda close, if you listen to the audio without watching the video, it really doesn't sound that close to Ralph, but it's grunting so it's obviously harder to tell.



5. The Gunt
If that all is not enough to get your faith, let me compare the raw gunts. Although there's not a ton to work with, notice the general blob form of the stomach with thin little hairs in the video. It's also remarkably pale.
View attachment 1511329

Now compare that to the gunt itself, shaped, defined, thick haired, far more plentiful with hair. Importantly though, notice how Ralph's skin colour just looks different. Now consider this, during sex a man like Ralph would likely get very red as he does when he gets excited IRL, are you telling me Ralph who gets very red from drinking and arguing would have such a pale stomach? Why would hit gunt be such a radical different, color, shape and have seemingly different hair?
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IIRC, he wore that watch when he was hanging out with Digitranny or some shit. A recent video vlog he did for sure I remember it very distinctly.
 
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