🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Well, guess that settles it.
Big words really do mean small penis, maybe that's why he can only prey on younger autismo's.
Grown women don't like smoll cocke

i think you're completely right.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Ralph says he has an Applewatch. I'm not sure if that's one in the video. Anyone want to skim through a week or two of shows to see what watch he's wearing and try to find a match?

 

[Chiri]

He gunt guarded during the NP2 trashfire.

For only 26 pieces of silver, no less.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Ralph says he has an Applewatch. I'm not sure if that's one in the video. Anyone want to skim through a week or two of shows to see what watch he's wearing and try to find a match?

I've already watched the sex tape once and I'm not doing it again.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Ralph being a gigantic retard doesn't make them any less retarded themselves, only by comparison.

There is no downside to pretending that these failed ecelebs have been redeemed when they haven't. If anything false hope only leads to more guaranteed failure, which is what we enjoy the most. You must fight your autism on this.

 

[David Spadem]

HIS JIGGLING IS ALMOST HYPNOTIC.

 

[shapelesswaste]

Not sure if I'm late, but:

 

[Disheveled Human]

Never expected Ethan Ralph to reach the levels of exceptional of Lucas Werner. Leaking a sex tape to own the Kiwis is some extra try hard.

It's some tard backward logic like Justin Trudeau's "If you kill your enemies they win" level shit.

 

[Chiri]

He's really going hard on this. (Link & Archive)

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

There is no downside to pretending that these failed ecelebs have been redeemed when they haven't. If anything false hope only leads to more guaranteed failure, which is what we enjoy the most. You must fight your autism on this.

I doubt any of these failures are gonna go for a second coming at e-fame after the gunt goes to jail or Minecrafts himself. It's more of a last hurrah of lesser idiots getting to dunk on a bigger idiot heading into MovieBlob and YanDev levels of cow

 

[Toast Sandwich]

It's some tard backward logic like Justin Trudeau's "If you kill your enemies they win" level shit.

I don't think logic played into it for a second. Ralph was getting owned live and he had to get one over the guy who was owning him. Everything else faded into the background. He was so overtaken with anger that he couldn't think a SINGLE step ahead.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

Ralph has a tiny cock lmfao

Spoiler: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR LIFE

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Good to know my name holds true

 

[Aurora]

Don't ruin jello for me please

The best jello has nuts in it

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He's really going hard on this. (Link & Archive)

He's getting high of the feeling of having balls again, if only for a little while.

 

[Least Concern]

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He's really going hard on this. (Link & Archive)

Generous Josh, Magnificent Matt, King Kraut… Fantastic Fredrick?

 

[TheSimpShow]

The best jello has nuts in it

Don't you dare nut in my Jello

Generous Josh, Magnificent Matt, King Kraut… Fantastic Fredrick?

Based Brennan

 

[RoobyRoobyRoo]

Generous Josh, Magnificent Matt, King Kraut… Fantastic Fredrick?

Heroic hotwheels

 

[wildgoose]

Ralph says he has an Applewatch. I'm not sure if that's one in the video. Anyone want to skim through a week or two of shows to see what watch he's wearing and try to find a match?

There's his watch but also the portraits of Zidan, Ralph, and Gator on the wall underneath the TRR logo.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

What is the Gunt even doing ? Did he drink himself into a coma? at this point everybody except him is active.

 

[Aurora]

What is the Gunt even doing ? Did he drink himself into a coma? at this point everybody except him is active.

He blacked out, without a doubt he blacked out. He was fucking hammered.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Did he drink himself into a coma?

Don't ask questions you already know the answer to